DISPLAY 26.
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NO.255 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 18.59 08/12/1983
FROM BOB TO NORM SENT 19.27 16/11/1983
GLAD TO SEE YOU ON A R T E X NORMAN .... SORRY THO TO NOTE THAT THERE IS STILL N
O NEW
ARTEX DESCRIPTION. WILL BE SENDING A COPY OF THIS TO JKA (JOACHIM KARLSSON IN VI
ENNSN)
TO REMIND HIM OF HIS PROMISE TO GET IT DONE THIS WEEK.
IT WILL BE NO SURPIORISE TO YOU TO HEAR THAT IT IS RAINING HERE IN VANCOUVER ...
. JUST
ARRIVED VIA CHICAGO AND SA SEATTLE AFTER NUMEROUS DIVERSIONS AND MISSED CONNECTI
ONS DUE
TO WEATHER AND INCOMPETENCE ... HO HUM.
RE: YOU QUESTION ABOUT TRANSLATION .... YES IT ILL BE POSSIBLE TO SEND IN ENGLIS
H AND
FRENCH. ROY ASCOTT IS ENGLISH AND HIS OWN INPUT WILL LIKELY BE IN ENGLISH. IDEAL
LY THO
ONE SHOULD TRY TO SEND IN FRENCH SO THAT CONTACT WITH THE PUBLIC IN PARIS CAN BE
MORE
DIRECT. I ALSO THINK IT IMPORTATNT THAT WE TRY IN THIS PROJECT TO AVAOID THE IMB
UIT
INBUILT ENLGLISH LANGUAGE BIAS OF THE ELECTRONIC WORLD. LETS TRY TO KEEP AT LES
T 50
PERCENT FRENCH INPUT ....
I TALKED TO PEETER SEPP BEFORE I LEFT .... HE WILL BE IN TOUCH .
CIAO
BOB
DISPLAY 256
NO.256 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 19.02 08/12/1983
NORM, THIS IS IN REPLY TO YOUR 91. I HAVE BEEN SENDING YOU
THREE MESSAGES ON ARTBOB 767 CRRECTION 767 COMPAC
WHICH YOU HAVENT PICKED UP. ESSENTIAL TO DO DSO.
RE YR QUERIE: RE MY LETTER TO YOU DATED NOV 4,
INPUT TEXT IN EITHER FRENCH OR ENGLISH OR BOTH
FRENCH AND ENGLISH. MOVE FREELY BETWEEN THE TWO
LANGUAGES AS INSPIRED. NOYHING WILL BE TRANSLATED,
EVRYTHING WILL PRINTOUT AS INSERTED. ALL LOCATIONS
WILL HAVE FRENCH AND ENGLISH SPEAKERS INVOLVED.
MOVE BETWEEN THE TWO LANGUAGES CREATIVELY.
ESSENTIAL YOU CONFIRM RECEIPT OF ALL EARLIER MESSAGES
NOMBRES*8, 13, 16, 20, 21 REPLY SOONEST
ALSO PLEASE ACKNLGE RECEIPT LETTER OF 4
NOV
VERY BEST REGARDS, ROY
SEND
DIRECTORY
DISPLAY 269
NO.269 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 21.50 08/12/1983
FROM NORM TO NEXUS SENT 19.09 08/12/1983
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POOF
DISPLAY 269
NO.269 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 21.50 08/12/1983
FROM NORM TO NEXUS SENT 19.09 08/12/1983
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POOF
DISPLAY 328
NO.328 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.55 10/12/1983
SCAT-WISE AND STREETOLOGICAL OR MORE PLEATED PUNISHMENT........
~HIS IS DAVID GARCIA AND ANNIE WRIGHT ALIAS THE VILLAIN FROM AMSTERDAM.
WE ARE WORKING FROM AN OCCULTIST LIBRARY IN THE KOSMOS,A CERTRE DEVOTED TO
THE VARIOUS SHADES OF MYSTICISM.ONE REFINEMENT WEKVE MADE HERE IS TO INSTALL
A MAP OF THE WO0RLD WITH THE FAIRYTALEKS CHARACTERS INDICATED ON ARROWS.
WE HOPE TO LOG IN AGAIN BEFORE TURNING VILLAINOUS ON THURSDAT.....STOP
$SEND
SE
'SPACE
RETURN
DISPLAY 329
NO.329 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.56 10/12/1983
BLIX EST PRET. NOUS AVONS TOUT INSTALLE. NOTRE STUDIO "SERVICE CULTUREL"
EST DEJA UN VERITABLE LABORATOIRE OU NOUS BRASSONS DE CONTES DE FEES.
HALLO PARIS, COMMENT~ CA VA?
DISPLAY 330
NO.330 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.56 10/12/1983
ALOHA FROM HAWAII....JUST CONFIRMING WE HAVE GOTTEN ALL MESAGES.
HAD SOME ANXIOUS MOMENTS TODAY WHEN WE COULDN]T GET ON AFTER CHANGING
OUR PASSWORD. EFFICIENT AND EHELPFUL I.P.SHARP PERSONNEL IN CALIFORNIA
FIXED THAT UP.
HAD GROUP MEETING ON MONDAY TO BEGIN PRELIMINARY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
FOR THE ]WISE OLD MAN] OUR FIRST OFFICIAL CONTRIBUTIONS WILL BE ABOUT
0300 9 DEC GMT. WILL SEND LOGOFF DATA AFTER THIS MESSAGE AND WHEN
I AM NEXT ON. JOHN SOUTHWROTH
DISPLAY 331
NO.331 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.57 10/12/1983
BOB,
1. IS THERE A COMMAND TO MAKE REGULAR ASCII TERMINAL WORK
AND TRANSLATE THE CRAXY APL SYMBOLS\ THIS WILL ADD CONSIDERABLER
CONFUSION FOR NEW READERS OF THIS FILE AND ESPECIALLY FOR FTHOSE ITEMS
IN FRENCH.
2. HOW CAN YOU EDIT ARTEX ENTRIES\ IS THERE AN ON+LINE HELP\
3. ARE THERE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW WE CAN USE A MICROCOMPUTER AND
UPLOAD ITEMS WE HAVE EDITED ON A LOCAL WORDPROCESSOR\ I WOULD THINK
THESE WILL BE TIME SAVING AND HELPFUL ITEMS FOR THOSE US WITH A LITTLE
EXPERIENCE.....AND WILL SAVE TIME OF THOSE AT OUR SITES. ALOHA
JOHN SOUTHWORTH
TOP
DISPLAY 332
NO.332 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.57 10/12/1983
1] RE. SIGNOFF MESSAGES: WHAT I NEED IS YOUR SIGN-OFF DATA FOR YOUR LAST
SIGNON BEFORE PROJECT STARTS (DEC 8, 17:00 GMT). I ONLY NEED THIS ONCE.
2] THERE WILL BE A CHANGE WITH THE NEXUS CODE, SO THAT YOUR OWN CODE IS
EXCLUDED FROM THE RECIPIENTS LIST.
3] FROM DEC 8, 17:00 GMT, CONTACT ME ON <767 COMPAC>, AS 'JKA'. I WILL ONLY
ANSWER MESSAGES ON <COMPAC>. (THIS MESSAGE WILL BE MY LAST <ARTEX> MESSAGE
UNTIL THE PROJECT IS OVER).
...JOAKIM
DISPLAY 333
NO.333 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.57 10/12/1983
HALLO TO ALL PARTICIPANTS. HERE IS BLIX VIENNA. CHRISTINE BACKENSTRASS,
ALICE WEBER, ZELKO WIENER AND COORDINATOR HELMUT J MARK. WE ARE ON TERMINAAL
EVERY DAY AT 4PM TO 6PM (GMT) IN STUDIO KULTUR-SERVICE, GRUENANGERG.6
A-1010 VIENNA. WE HOPE TO GET MORE INFOS ABOUT THE BEBINNING OF THE STORY.
THE SORCER`S APPRENTICE.
DISPLAY 334
NO.334 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.57 10/12/1983
ICI LANGAGE PLUS, ENSEVELIS SOUS DES TONNES DE NEIGE, NOUS COMPTONS SUR VOUS
POUR NOUS RECHAUFFER, STIMULANT AINSI LE REVEIL DE LA BETE...
NOUS VAINCRONS...
AGNES, ALAYN, LISE, CLAUDE, ROGER, ETIENNE, BASTIEN, COLETTE, MICHEL, POUR LE MO
MENT...
BONJOUR TOUT LE MONDE FROM QUEBEC !
DISPLAY 335
NO.335 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.58 10/12/1983
OUR LAST LO8175
OUR LAST LOGOFF DATA:
8175 15.16.44 12
08
83 BBR
CONNECTED 0.01.10 TO DATE 2.19.12
CPU UNITS 3.159 TO DATE 149.763
KILOCHARS 0.343 TO DATE 51.133
FROM BRUCE
DISPLAY 336
NO.336 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.58 10/12/1983
OUR LAST LOGOFF DATA:
8175 15.16.44 12
08
83 BBR
CONNECTED 0.01.10 TO DATE 2.19.12
CPU UNITS 3.159 TO DATE 149.763
KILOCHARS 0.343 TO DATE 51.133
FROM BRUCE
DISPLAY 337
NO.337 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.59 10/12/1983
IL ETAIT UNE FOIS UNE FEMME DANS LA RUE, UN JOURNALISTE, UN ORDINATEUR, DES BUIS
CUITS, DES BUISCUITS SALES DU VIN DANS UNE CHAMBRE PEINTE EN BLANC.
DISPLAY 338
NO.338 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.59 10/12/1983
IL ETAIT UNE FOIS, IL Y A TRES LONG TEMPS, UN CHATEAU MAGIQUE ENTOURE D'UNE
FOSSE TRES PROFONDE. IL Y AVAIT DES RAINETTES QUI FAISAIENT "QUAK, QUAK".
ELLES ETAIENT ASSISES COMME DANS UN LABORATOIRE EN TRAIN DE SOURIRE.
DISPLAY 339
NO.339 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 21.00 10/12/1983
LE PRINCE DES TREIZE, CREE DANS NOTRE PASSERELLE, AVEC TOUTES SES
PERSONALITES PERMETTON S LUI DE VIVRE SES VIES, IMAGES DE KALEIDEISCOPE,
TEL QU'
TEL QUIL EST INCARNE DANS NOS ESPRITS.
DISPLAY 532
NO.532 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.31 16/12/1983
GGGGG
DISPLAY 601
NO.601 FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 19.47 19/12/1983
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER
TURNED TO HER WISE OLD FLAME, AND FLUTTERED HER EYELASHES.
"OH YOU SEXY GUY" SHE SAID,
"MEETING YOU AGAIN IS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HARLEQUIN
ROMANCE. LET'S LEAVE THE PARTY TOGETHER KIM CHEE, IT'S A
SHAMBLES ANYWAY...BUT WHAT THE HELL, IT WASN'T MY PLACE!
I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE THERE'S ANOTHER PARTY WE CAN CRASH.
SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING NAVAL EXERCISES,
WHY DON'T WE DO SOME NAVEL EXERCISES?
OR RIDE A NAVAL VESSEL TO THE NAVEL OF THE WORLD?
LET ME GRAB THE PRESENTS I'VE WRAPPED, AND SLIP INTO MY
FISHNET BODY STOCKING."
DISPLAY 601
NO.601 FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 19.47 19/12/1983
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER
TURNED TO HER WISE OLD FLAME, AND FLUTTERED HER EYELASHES.
"OH YOU SEXY GUY" SHE SAID,
"MEETING YOU AGAIN IS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HARLEQUIN
ROMANCE. LET'S LEAVE THE PARTY TOGETHER KIM CHEE, IT'S A
SHAMBLES ANYWAY...BUT WHAT THE HELL, IT WASN'T MY PLACE!
I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE THERE'S ANOTHER PARTY WE CAN CRASH.
SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING NAVAL EXERCISES,
WHY DON'T WE DO SOME NAVEL EXERCISES?
OR RIDE A NAVAL VESSEL TO THE NAVEL OF THE WORLD?
LET ME GRAB THE PRESENTS I'VE WRAPPED, AND SLIP INTO MY
FISHNET BODY STOCKING."
DISPLAY 609
NO.609 FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 22.23 19/12/1983
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DISPLAY 632
NO.632 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 19.58 20/12/1983
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 17.08 08/12/1983
IL ETAIT UNE FOIS UNE FEMME DANS LA RUE, UN JOURNALISTE, UN ORDINATEUR, DES BUIS
CUITS, DES BUISCUITS SALES DU VIN DANS UNE CHAMBRE PEINTE EN BLANC.
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 17.20 08/12/1983
IL ETAIT UNE FOIS, IL Y A TRES LONG TEMPS, UN CHATEAU MAGIQUE ENTOURE D'UNE
FOSSE TRES PROFONDE. IL Y AVAIT DES RAINETTES QUI FAISAIENT "QUAK, QUAK".
ELLES ETAIENT ASSISES COMME DANS UN LABORATOIRE EN TRAIN DE SOURIRE.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.41 08/12/1983
LE PRINCE DES TREIZE, CREE DANS NOTRE PASSERELLE, AVEC TOUTES SES
PERSONALITES PERMETTON S LUI DE VIVRE SES VIES, IMAGES DE KALEIDEISCOPE,
TEL QU'
TEL QUIL EST INCARNE DANS NOS ESPRITS.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.45 08/12/1983
THE PRINCE THOUGHT, I THINK I SHOULD DO SOMETHING, I THINK I SHOULD DO
SOMETHING.
FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 17.50 08/12/1983
WYAJ)LOAD 667 ARTEZXHJwx
WHY WORRY - WHY DO ANYTHING. IT'S FUN JUST JUGGLING FROGS, LOOKING
FOR MEANING IN THE OUTBACK. AVEC LE TEMPS, ON ARRIVE A TOUT...
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 17.57 08/12/1983
DER ZAUBERLEHRLING WARTET AUF DEN ZAUBERER
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 18.05 08/12/1983
THE SORCERER`S APPRENTICE HEARD THE WORDS OF POWER, OPENED HIS EYES AND
SAID:"OH,WHAT IS THE OLD WISE MAN DOING FAR AWAY FROM HERE?
DISPLAY 633
NO.633 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.00 20/12/1983
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 18.11 08/12/1983
UISIT UNE PIROGUE EN MOTS POUR FUIR L'OEIL CACODYLATE DU MAGICIEN.
FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 18.09 08/12/1983
THE FOOL LOOKED DEEP INTO THE EYE OF CACODYLATE --HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO --
FOR MEANING
OURT
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 18.13 08/12/1983
SORRY, WE MADE A MISTAKE
THE TEXT SHOULD BE AS FOLLOWS:
IL ETAIT UNE FOIS UN APPRENTIS SORCIER QUI SE CONSTRUISIT UNE PIROGUE EN MOTS PO
UR ECHAPER A L'OEUIL CACODYLATE DU MAGICIEN.
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 18.20 08/12/1983
ET LA BETE BIFIDE DE CHITAGAMA MANGEAIT DES HABITANTS. ELLE SUCAIT AUSSI DES
BOTTES DE CHLOROPHYLLE
POUR AMELIORER SON HALEINE. ELLE EXHALAIT PARFOIS UNE LEGERE ODEUR DE PETROLE.
SES ECAILLES TOMBAIENT, SES YEUX ROUGISSAIENT, ELLE FAISAIT PEUR: ON LA CRUT LEP
REUSE.
ALLERGIQUE AU MERCURE, ELLE S'EMPOISSONNAIT...
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 18.19 08/12/1983
GGGGSEND
LA PIROQUE LUI`ETAIT VOLEE PAR L
`ESCROC. LE SAGE DORT ENCORE ET MEIME PAS L`ESAMOTEUR PEUT LE REVEILLE
R.
FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 18.39 08/12/1983
AMIDST THE FLIGHT OF FROGS A BEAST LANDS ASTRAY, REVEALING THE MONITOR LYING BEN
EATH A LAYER OF SAND. ~Oo
SWEEPING AWAY THE SAND,
WITH HIS CHAPEAU
THE FOOL SEES THE MESSAGE
}Q
Q U A K Q Q UAA K QUQ U A K (QUAK)
FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 18.52 08/12/1983
X
X
X X
X X
X X
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A
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FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 20.00 08/12/1983
LA BETE S'ISOLA DERRIERE LES MONTAGNES, DANS UNE VALLEE GLACIALE,
PARSEMEE DE LACS. ELLE NE VOYAIT PERSONNE, NI RIEN. SEULE, ELLE RETROUVA SES FOR
CES,
REPRIT UNE ENERGIE DISPARUE. C'EST ALORS QU'ELLE DECIDA DE RETROUVER L'UNIVERS,
LE MONDE
L'OCEAN.
QUITTANT SA RETRAITE, ELLE FIT ROUTE VERS UNE GRANDE FORTERESSE, LIEU HABITU
EL DE
RASSEMBLEMENT DES FEES, NAINS, SORCIERES ET SORCIERS, DEVINS, MAGICIENS, FUNAMBU
LES,
TROUBADOURS, ALCHIMISTES ET AUTRES SAGES. BIEN ACCUEILLIE, ELLE QU'ON N'AVAIT PA
S VUE
DEPUIS LONGTEMPS. ON PRIT DE SES NOUVELLES. ON L'HABILLA DE NEUF, ON LA FETA, L'
ENTOURA.
ELLE FUT CHOISIE LA BETE DE L'ANNEE.
.... B E T E DEE L L ' A N N E E ...........
S'ETANT APERCU QUE LA DISCORDE SURVENAIT PARFOIS ENTRE LES HABITANTS DE LA FORTE
RESSE,
ELLE PRIT SUR ELLE DE FAIRE A CHACUN UNE VISITE. HABILLEE POUR LA CIRCONSTANCE,
ELLE
AVAIT POLI SES GRANDES DENTS, ALLONGE SOIGNEUSEMENT SES OREILLES DEMESUREES ET L
ISSEES
UN FRONT VERT ET RIDE.
ELLE AVAIT SORTI POUR LA CIRCONSTANCE UN SOURIRE BENIN ET ACCROCHEUR, C'EST ALOR
S
QU'ELLE PRIT SON ENVOL ET ARRIVA CHEZ...
FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 20.11 08/12/1983
SAN FRANCISCO GROUP
THREADS OF TWINE TRACE THE PATH FROM THE DESERT TO THE OUTBACK OUT, AND BACK
AGAIN. THE EYE, THE FROG, THE PIROQUE
PIROGUE, L'OEIL CACODYLATYE FOLLOW THE
THREADS, SEARCHING, SEARCHING. "FOR WHAT?" ASKS THE FOOL. "QU'EST-CE QUE VOUS
CHERCHEZ?" DERRIERE CHAQUE PORTE, IL Y A UN MYSTERE, COMPOSE DE FILS, COMPLEX
ET SUPERFICIEL, MAIS TOUJOURRS FACILER
(CORRECTION) MAIS TOUJOURS FACILE. "UN MYSTERE FACILE," DIT LE FOOL, "N'EST
QUE LA SURFACE ONDULANTE D'UN RISEAU, QUI COULE COMME UN BAL DE FIL A TRAVERS
LE PAYSAGE.
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.20 08/12/1983
$$$MY NAME IS KALIGULA, SOME CALL ME A VILLAIN. I SPEAK TO YOU FROM DEEP IN THE
LIVING BOWELS OF AMSTERDAM.
I AM BREWING A VILE PLANIF THEREKS ANYONE WHO THINKS THERE GOOD, THEN THIS FAIRY
STORY ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US.
NONE OF YOU KNOW MY MOTIVES BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE ...JUST THE PLEASURE OF SENSE
LESS EVIL.....
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.02 08/12/1983
"THE PRINCE OF THIRTEEN"
SEND
SEND
__________________IF THIS CHALICE MAY BE
TAKEN FROM MY LIPS,
THEN LET IT BE SO,
ELSE ALLOW ME TO DRINK DEEPLY
FROM WITHIN__________________________________________
SEND
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.45 08/12/1983
THERE ARE RUMBLINGS IN THE SOUTH. PERHAPS IT IS THUNDER. I WILL CONSULT
THE WISE OLD MAN AND SEEK THE CAUSE OF THIS DISTURBANCE.
IN THE DISTANCE THE PRINCE COULD SEE A GLOW IN THE SKY. THIS IS NOT
GOOD. I NEED ADVICE, BUT I CANNOT LET THE PEOPLE KNOW I AM TOO CON
CERNED ...I'LL PASS IT OFF AS A SMALL THING, ONLY THE FOOL WOULD REACT.
WITH THAT THE DUDE WALKED ON DOWN THE STEPS AND MOUNTED HIS HORSE.
HIS WIFE SAT WAITING IN THE SADDLE...PERHAPS TEA BENEATH EUCALYPTUS,
IT'S EARLY, WE HAVE THE TIME. TIME IS ON OUR SIDE.
DISPLAY 634
NO.634 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.01 20/12/1983
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.59 08/12/1983
THE PRINCE: NARRATIVE IN DREAMSTATE
AS THE DARKNESS AND AFTERLIFE OF RAIN
BLENDS INTO SQUALID SHOWING SNOWS
SHOWERING
THE HOWL OF THE STORM DRAWS NEAR
SETTLING SLEEP INTO THE SILENT SEAS
"THE MOON IS A (VACANT) GALLEON"
GLAZED IN GOLDEN LIGHT
(BELOW, FOUR PINNAC;LES A SIGHT
REFLECTED
THE SOURCE: "YOU SEE IT AS
AN OBJECT. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM."
SHE APPEARS
THE LEVEL
OF MY DREAM AND RISING
FROM THE MIST
IMPWDIMENT AND REAL.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 22.07 08/12/1983
ONCE A UPON A TIME THERE WAS A PRINCE WHO WAS INVISINBLE AND WHO LIVED IN AN IB
INVISIBLE CASTLE. THE TIME THE PRINCE APPEARS IS WHEN TRUE LOVE IS FOUND.
THE INVISIBLER CASTLE IS TIMELESS. IT HAS THE THOUGHTS OF ALL MANKIND WITH
IN ITS WALLS. THE UNNECESSARY NEW BATTLES THAT ARE WAGED WITHIN HIS KINGDO
M ARE A RESULT OF NOT BEING ABLE TO BALANCE THE DIFFWERENT POINTS OF VIEW.
THE PRINCE HAS TO SURVIVE WITHIN THIS DUALISYTIC WORLD UNTIL TRUE HARMONY
IS FOUND AND THEN THE XCASTLE OF HARMONY AND PEAXCE WILL APPEAR FOR ALLL
TO SEE. THE PRINCE HAS BEEN TRUING TRYING FOR MANY MONTHS TO SOLVE THEIS M
AJOR PROBLEM WITHIN HIS KINGDOM. THE KING AND THE QUEEN HAVE LEFY LEFT THE
CASTLE AND ARE JOURNEYINMG IN THE SOUTH. ONE DAY THE PRINCE DECIDES TO LE
AVE THE CASTLE WITH ALL THE FEUDING FACTION WITHIN THE WAS E WALLS,AND GO
INTO THE AJOINING FOREST TO SEE THE MAGICIAN.STOP
SEND
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUSS SENT 22.33 08/12/1983
ONCE A
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 22.36 08/12/1983
SEND
?
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 22.49 08/12/1983
THE PRINCE IS RUNNING AROUND IN ELECTRONIC CIRCLES AND A BIT OUT OF
SORTS WITH THE KINGDOM...TOMORROW , HE SAID, "TOMORROW" IN QMARKS TO .OH HERE
AND THERE YOU GO AGAIN...LIKE AN OLD ECHO. DID I HEAR YOU SAY:"THERE YOU
GO AF...AGAIN.STOP
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 23.07 08/12/1983
GGGGG
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 23.14 08/12/1983
B L I X
and TEARS and ROCK and ROLL
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 01.42 09/12/1983
AU SON DES "QUAK QUAK" DES REINETTES BIFIDES, LA PRINCESSE
EN PIROGUE, VOGUE, DRINKING SOME EGGNOG, HER PERRUQUE SUR LE FRONT
(WEXTERN FRONT) TO HIDE FROM CET EVIL OEIL.....OVELIEL..OVELIEIL..
OH LA VIEILLE OLIVE OIL....QUELLE SALADE! CRIED ALICE. SHE IS GOING
PLEURANT SU AMORE TRISTA POUR CE MONSTRE SO FAR AWAY. ~OH! FAIRY
GODMOTHER, CHERE GRAND'MERE, PRETE A MOI TA GRAMMAIRE TO UNDERSTAND
LES GGGGG DE L'APPRENTICE SORCIER,
FOR I AM PERDUE SUR LA MER DE....MOTS. OH! QUEL MAL DE MER!
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 04.01 09/12/1983
THE WITCH:
"I WONDER WHICH WITCH I SHALL BE THIS TIME?" THOUGHT SIDONIE AS SHE STIRRED FROM
HER SLUMBERS, WAKENED BY THE GAZE OF THE COLD CACODYLATIC EYE. ZTHE GOOD
WITCH OF THE SOUTH? THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST? THE INSCRUTABLE WITCH OF THE
EAST? OR THE ALL-POWERFUL WITCH OF THE NORTH?"
SIDONIE HAD BEEN ASLEEP FOR A LONG TIME IN HER FAVOURITE COVEN DEEP BELOW
AYER'S ROCK, THE NAVEL OF THE ANCIENT CONTINENT OF GONDWANALAND.
"THE DIDGERIDOO'S HUMMING - SOMEONE MUST BE TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME.
I'LL JUST FROG ON TO MY CRYSTAL SET. WHO'S BEEN JUGGLING MY FROGS? TALKING OF
FROGS, I'VE GOT A NASTY ONE STUCK IN MY THROAT; I'LL NEVER HAVE THEM FOR AN ENTR
EE AGAIN. THAT SILLY FOOL JUST CAN'T COOK. WHO LET HIM OUT OF ALCATRAZ
ANYWAY? NOW THAT I'M FROGGED ON, IT'S TIME TO HATCH A SPELL OR TWO. AFTER ALL,
BEING A WHACKY WITCH I CRAVE ACTION. I MEAN THAT DUMB PRINCE OBVIOUSLY
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. FANCY GOING ON A PICNIC AT A TIME LIKE THIS! NOW
WHERE'S MY WART? I'VE GOT TO DO MY FACE BEFORE THE BEAST COMES. BETTER GET A FRO
G ALONG NOW. HEY, WHO SAID FROG? THAT'S GETTING NEO-CACODYLATE. TALKING OF
NEO-CACODYLATE, THAT BEAST HAD BETTER HAVE SOME BRIGHT IDEAS FOR RETRIEVING MY
NEW BIT OF TUPPERWARE. 132 YEARS IS A BIT LONG FOR THAT PRINCE TO BE SLOBBERING
OVER MY CHALICE IN HIS NEW YORK TROPHY CASE.
WHAT'S THAT THUNDER? IT MUST BE THE BEAST ARRIVING! AM I ALL READY? WART IN
PLACE? HERE HE IS!
WAGGA WAGGA, WOY WOY
OODNADATTA, COOLANGATTA,
BUDGEWOI
TURRAMURRA
KAKADU!!!
(FOR AFVICE ON EFFECTIVE PRONUNCIATION OF THE FOREGOING SPELL, PLEASE
CONTACT NEAREST AUSTRALIAN EMBASSY!)
FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 06.07 09/12/1983
THE FOOL:
"IS IT MY TACITURN YET?"
UP IN THE SADDLE
THE GALLOPING ADDLED FRIEND
OF THE WORLD
CALLED FOR A RETREAT - A HASTY RETREAT
- AND LET'S KEEP IT NEAT!
STOP ACTING LIKE CATTLE-
LET'S LAUNCH INTO BATTLE-
UP IN THE SADDLE
THE WORLD LIKE A LADLE (LADEL?)
SCOOPING UP FRIENDS
BY THE BUSHEL -
-
-
-
I KNOW IT'S NOT POLITE TO MIX
BUT WHAT'S A META FORE?
DISPLAY 635
NO.635 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.03 20/12/1983
FROM ALOHA TO NEXUS SENT 07.59 09/12/1983
THE WISE OLD MAN IN HAWAII
~HE WISE OLD MAN, 'IMO [.].[.]. 'IM [.]HEE, LIES ON THE BEACH, RESTING FROM HIS
LATEST SET OF LOSSES AT THE CHICKEN FIGHTS. [.]IS WISPY BEARD, WHICH HANDS NEAR
TO HIS ANKLES WHE HE STANDS IN HIS STOOPED WAY, IS NOW FLUTTERING IN THE TRADE
WINDS. [.]EXT TO HIM ON THE SAND IS HIS CONSTANT COMPANION, A HARLEQUIN COCKROACH
WHO LIVES IN A BAMBOO CRICKET CAGE. ~HE COCKROACH]S CREAM AND
BLACK+BROWN STRIPED BACK SHINES IN THE SUNLIGHT. ~HE COCKROACH, LIKE THE WISE
OLD MAN, 'IMO [.].[.]. 'IM [.]HEE, IS AGED, YET AGELESS. ~HEY HAVE TRAVELLED LONG
AND FAR TOGETHER, AND NOW FIND THEMSELVES IN THE ISLANDS TO THE [.]OUTH.
~HE WISE OLD MAN, 'IMO [.].[.]. 'IM [.]HEE, APPEARS TO SLEEP BUT HE DOES NOT.
[.]E IS THINKING ABOUT THE CHICKEN FIGHT, AND HOW HE HAS AGAIN SUFFERED HEAVY
LOSSES. [.]E MUST RECOUPE HIS FINANCES, BUT DEMAND FOR HIS WISDOM HAS BEEN IN
DECLINE. [.]LSO HE NEEDS A NEW FEE SCHEDULE ++ HIS WISDOM SERVICES MUST KEEP IN
LINE WITH INFLATION ++ MINIMUM BETS ON THE CHICKENS HAVE GONE UP, AFTER ALL.
[.]S HE WONDERS FROM WHENCE WILL COME A CALL FOR HIS WISDOM [.]AND WHAT HE SHOULD
CHARGE^, HE DRIFTS INTO REVERIES.
~HE TRADE WINDS BLOW THROUGH THE GULLYS OF 'IMO]S WRINKLED VISAGE AND
CIRCLE THROUGH THE CANALS OF HIS SEMI+CIRCULAR EARS. [.]N THE WISPS OF WIND
COME MORSELS OF VOICES ET PLEAS POUR ASSISTANCE BLOWN FROM HIGHS AND LOWS FROM
TERRA FIRMA AND TERRA INFIRMA. [.]N THE WONDERS OF HIS WEED+WANDERED MIND THE
CRISE OF 'ALIGULA, [.]LICE, [.]ACODYLATE, [.]HITAGAMA, ?UAK AND THEN %%%%%%%%%%%%
POOF[.] [.]N EXPENSIVE DISTURBANCE OF AIR, A PERKING OF COCKROACH ANTENNAE AND
THE SMELL OF ....... |[.][.][.][.][.]
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 07.54 09/12/1983
THE PRINCESS
QUEL EST LA NOMME DEL'ENFANT DELA PRINCESS? JE M'APPELLE LE MIRROIRE WHO
IS THE FAIREST ONE IN ALL THE LAND. WHERE DID THE PRINCESS HAVE TO TAKE
A PEA? BRITTANNY? UNDER FIFTEEN FEATHERBEDS
UNDER THIRTY? QUAND ELLE
FAIT TRISTE DANS LA FOG, SHE BECOMESUN CHAT VERTE, PARLE SEULEMENT CHAT
LANGUE, FURRY PAROLES, WHISKERED MOTS, DE BON MIAOU MIAOU. SHE KEEPS
FIFTEEN CATS DANS LA SALLE DE BAN. CINQ CHATS DE BLEU CINQ CHATS DE ROUGE
CINQ CHATS DE NOIRE ET BLANC. AUTREFOIS ELLE TRAVAILLE DANS LE JARDIN COUNTING
THE DIRT ESPECIALLY WHEN THE FOOL IS PICKING HIS TEETH. MAMA, OU VA LA BETE
AVECTO THE CANDY STORE NATURELLMENT, A LA APATISSERRIE ET LA DENTE FLAMBE
AVEC LE PRINCE A L'ECOLE ELLE EST VRAIMENT JOLIE, AVEC LE PRINCE ALA
MAISON ELLE EST FOLLE.
SE
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 08.53 09/12/1983
LA PRINCESSE
LE ROYAUME DE MENTHE ETAIT EN FETE.
VERDOYANTES PRAIRIES,FLEURS A PEINE ECLOSES,FEUILLES ESSEULEES ET MARAIS
OMBRAGES,TOUS ETAIENT VENUS CAR AUJOURD'HUI APRES VINGT ANNES D'HIBERNATION
LA PRINCESSE SERAIT PRESENTEE AU PEUPLE DU ROYAUME DE MENTHE.
LA PRINCESSE ETAIT PRINTANNIERE.SES CHEVEUX AVAIENT LE VERT TENDRE DU
GAZON EN AVRIL,SES YEUX LA PROFONDEUR DES FORETS INVIOLEES,SON CORPS LA
SOUPLESSE DU ROSEAU DONT LA FONTAINE MURMURAIT "IL PLIE MAIS NE ROMPT PAS"
DE TOUT SON ETRE CHLOROPHYLE EXHALAIT UN FRAIS PERFUM MENTHOLE.
LA VERTE HUEUSE PRINCESSE VIVAIT DANS UN ROYAUME PRIVILEGIE DES DIEUX,
CERTAINS N'HESITAIENT PAS A LE BAPTISER LE ROYAUME A "VENT COUVERT"
EN CE JOUR D'ANNIVERSAIRE, ENTOUREE DE SES FIDELES SUJETS PERVERS ET DE
SES PARENTS OUVERTS, AVEC LE ROYAUME A SES PIEDS, ELLE AURAIT DU ETRE
COMBLEE.POURTANT LA PRINCESSE DE SE LAMENTER:
"-J'AI SOUVENIR ALORS QUE J'HERBENAIS D'UNE RITOURNELLE OU IL ETAIT
QUESTION D'UN FABULEUX ROYAUME DONT LE NOM SERAIT CHITIGAMA, CE PAYS
EST LOIN AU-DELA DES COLLINES,ON Y TROUVERAIT DES COULEURS DONT LA TEINTES
NE SERAIT PAS CE4LLE DES BOURGEONS OU DU PRINTEMPS.DES NUANCES SI FLAMBOYANTES
QUE LE COEUR DE L'HOMME S'ENFLAMME EN LES CONTEMPLANT.
LA VISION DE CETTE CONTREE LOINTAINE LA TOURMRNTAIT.ELLE DECIDA DE S'EN
OUVRIR A SON PERE LE SOUVERAIN "VERT DE GRIS" QUI REGENTAIT LE ROYAUME.
"-VERT MON VENERE PERE,QUEL EST CE LOINTAIN ROYAUME QUE LES TROUBADOURS
CELEBRENT DANS LEURS PAMPHLETS? QUEL EST CE MYSTERIEUX PAYS DE CHITIGAMA
OU PARAIT-IL SELON LES VERS VIVRAIT UNE FABULEUSE CREATURE AUX DENTS DEMESUREESE
T AUX OREILLES LISSEES?"
"-HELAS MA FILLE,IL NE S'AGIT POINT LA QUR DE CONTES,LA BETE EXISTE AU-
DELA DES MONTS ET SE NOURRIT DE CHLOROPHYLE,LA SUBSTANCE DONT TU ES PETRIE
AFIN DE MASQUER SON HALEINE FETIDE...(LE DENTIFRICE N'EXISTAIT PAS ENCORE)
D'APRES LES TROUS VERTS LA CREATURE AYANT OUIE DIRE QU'IL EXISTAIT AU
ROYAUME DE MENTHE UNE PRINCESSE NOMMEE CHLOROPHYLE SE SERAIT MISE
EN QUETE.J'AI DEPECHE AUX FRONTIERES DE NOTRE ROYAUME L'AGENT HARRY COVER
QUI DEVRAIT NOUS SIGNALER LES MOUVEMENTS DE LA BETE.
'-OH! VERT MON PERE, MAIS NE POURRIONS-NOUS DEMANDER L'AIDE DU MAGICIEN
OU DE LA FEE MARRAINE A QUI SES TROIS YEUX OFFRENT UNE VISION CONSTANTE
DE TOUT LES ROYAUMES?
'"-NOUS Y AVONS SONGE MA FILLE, TA MERE BELLE VERDERE ET MOI-MEME,
NOUS AVONS CONSULTE TOUS LES DEVINS ET MAGICIENS DES ALENTOURS, TOUS CON
VERGENT VERS LA CERTITUDE QUE C'EST LE PRINCE SEUL POURRA ASSURER
TON SALUT.
"-MAIS VERT, MON PERE, QUEL EST CE PRINCE SALVATEUR?"
"IL VIT DANS UNE CONTREE LOINTAINE, RONGE D'ENNUI ,IL NE CONNAIT PAS MEME
TON EXISTENCE,LES MEDIAS N'ETANT PAS CE QU'ILS SERONT..."
NOUS DEVONS NOUS ASSURER LE CONCOURS DU MAGICIEN ET DE LA FEE MARRAINE POUR NOUU
S DEFENDRE DU FOU ET DE LA SORCIERE,SANS PARLER DES AUTRES MAUVAISES
CREATURES QUI S'APPRETENT A SECONDER LA BETE INFAME DANS SES DESSEINS
MALEFIQUES.
AU SON DES "QUAK QUAK " ET DES REINETTES BIFIDES, LA PRINCESSE EN PIROGUE
S'EN PARTIT UN VERT MATIN.
"...CHERE GRAND-MERE,PRETES MOI TA GRAMMAIRE, AFIN QUE JE COMPRENNE
LES GGGGG DE L'APPRENTI SORCIER...
I AM PERDUE SUR LE VERT DES MOTD..... OH MON DIEU QUEL MAL DE VERT!
SEND
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 16.35 09/12/1983
NOW WHERE WERE WE? WE LEFT THE PRINZ AS HE GAMBOLED IN THE SHADOWS OF THE UNDER
THE EUCALYPTUS TREES WITH HIS LADY GRACE(WIFEIMAGE OF LAID BACK
THE STORY BECAME A BITMSCRAMBLED AT THIS POINT. WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS THE
PRINZ AND HIS LADY IN THE SHADOWS OF THEN EUCALYPTUS TREES AND HE WONDERING
WHAT HE SHOULD DO. HE DECIDES: " I WILL SPEAK TO MY FATHER OLD KING ROLAND
ROTWANG, HE IS INTO ROBOTS, AND WIZARDY STUFF, AND HE KNOWS AN AWFUL LOT
ABOUT THUNDER AND GLOWS IN THE SKY. HE WILL TELL ME WHAT TO DO."
STOP
SEND
SEND
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 16.38 09/12/1983
TECH.INFO FOR ALL PARTICIPIANS:WE GOT PROBLEMS WITH OUR PRINTER.PLEASE
USE ONLY MAX.8O CHARACTERS EACH LINE,OTHERWISE THE PRINTER PRINTS OVER
THE RIGHT MARGIN.EACH LINE HAS TO START WITH THE DOUBLE POINT(:)
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 16.56 09/12/1983
IMPORTANT INFO TO ALL PARTICIPIANS
THERE APPEARED PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF THE FORMAT OF THE MESSAGES.
PLEASE DO NOT USE MORE THAN 80 CHARACTERS EACH LINE, OTHERWISE
THE PRINTER WILL PRINT OVER THE RIGHT MARGIN. IF YOU ENDED UP A
LINE YOU HAVE TO START A NEW ONE BY PRINTING "ENTER".
THANK'S !
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.10 09/12/1983
FROM THE PRINZ O
NCE UPON A TIME , THE FURNACES ROARED AT NIGHT AND THE SKYS FLARED
ORANGE AND BROWN ABOVE THE HILLS OF PITTSBURGH. BUT THAT WAS BEFORE
ONCE UPON A TIME A BOY CHOKED AND SWEATED IN THE CINDERS AND THE FLAMES
OF THE MILLS OF PITTSBURGH. BUT THAT WAS BEFORE.
THE FURNACES ARE QUIET NOW, COLD METAL HULKS BENEATH A COLD BLACK SKY
THE MILLS.
THE OLD WITCH WHO RIDES THE BUS TO THE END OF THE LINE, SHE SAYS I AM
A PRINCE. BUT I DON'T LISTEN. THE ONE WITH THE RHEUMY LEFT EYE AND
SHE SAYS I AM THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS OF THE MILLS. BUT I DON'T LISTEN
HER VOICE COMES FROM THE RAT FEET SCRAPPLING THE METAL WALLS OF THE
MILLS, BUT I DON'T LISTEN.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.25 09/12/1983
THE MAGICAN KNEW THE PRINCE WOULD ARRIVE AND SET UP HIS MAGICAL
SYMBOLS TO AID IN THE FORTH COMING BATTLES. HE TOO HEARD THE
RUMBLING IN THE SOUTH. THE PRINCE WAS DAZZELED BY THE CRYSTALS.
X
X X
X X
X * X *
X X
X X
X *
*
SHIMMERING BLUE MIST ..................
.........
..........
.............
BELL LIKE SOUNDS
TINGLE TING TANGLE
TONG TING TING TANG
TRANSPORTED INTO A VAST SPACE IN A PLACE UNKNOWN TO THE PRINCE
THEN IT COULD BE SEEN AS A VAST DISPLAY OF ENERGY OF ALL THE
KINGDOMS AND ALL THE LORDS.
OVER THERE IN GONDWANALAND WAS THE WITCH.
HAVE NO FEAR SAID THE MAGICIAN I PROCESS L'OEIL CACODLATE.
BUT A LONG TIME AGO IN AN ANCIENT LAND THE PRINCE KNEW THIS DAY
WOULD ARRIVE, AND BEING INVISIBLE WAS A WAY TO WATCH.
SPANNING CENTURIES
INTO THE PAST
INTO THE FURURE EXCUSE FUTURE
HERE WAS APLACE THSAT THAT LOOKED FAMILIAR....THEN A SWIRL
OF DIAMONDS APPEARED AND OUT OF THIS SHIMMERING SIGHT APPEARED
A FIGURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE SEEN.
........
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O O
.
--- O O
.
----
WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
WHERE HAVE YPOU BEEN?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHY AR E YOU HERE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT
HOW DID YOU ARRIVE?
WHEN DID YOU LEAVE?
THE QUESTIONS DAZZLED THE PRINCE. THE MAGICIAN MUST KNOW!
SOMEONE MUST KNOW!
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.50 09/12/1983
FROM THE PRINCE
DAZZLED BY THE SWIRLING DIAMI DIAMOND DUST THE PRINCE GOT A FAINT
GLIMPSE OF WHAT THIS WAS.QUICKLY HE UNTIED THE FIRST TAIL AND
INFORMED THE MAGICIAN OF THE INTENT OF THIS INTRUDER SENT BY
THE WITCH.
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 18.56 09/12/1983
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FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.19 09/12/1983
BEING NAMED AFTER A ROMAN MONSTER, AS A CHILD IWAS TEASED AND BULLIED FOR THE CR
IMES
OF AFORMER LIFE. THEN I CRIED BITTER TEARS, NOW THEY WILL CRY THEIR'S.
DISPLAY 636
NO.636 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.04 20/12/1983
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.25 09/12/1983
AFTER YEARS OF STUDY,I,KALIGULA THE VILLAIN, PREPARE TO LEAVE
MY DAMP CELLAR. MY RATS AND BATS, I NEVER SAW THE SUN FOR MONTHS
ON END. WHO CARES....I ALWAYS HATED SUNSHINE....................
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.40 09/12/1983
I, KALIGULA, FLY INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH MY VILLAINOUS CLOAK
BILLOWING LIKE THE SAIL OF A SHIP. THE CLOUDS ARE HEAVY WITH SNOW.
BENEATH I CATCH SIGHT OF THE WHITE BONES OF CHITAGMA'S MOST FORTUNATE
CITIZENS. I SEE THE FORTRESSES. I CIRCLE OVERHEAD AS A DWARF
PLACES THE LAUREL WREATH ON THE BEAST'S UNNATURAL HEAD. [.]H , HAPPY BEAST........
........
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 20.41 09/12/1983
SANS PRENDRE CONSEIL DE QUI QUE SE SOIT, LA BETE SE DIRIGEA VERS LA
DEMEURE DE LA PRINCESSE, QU'ELLE SAVAIT CONFIANTE ET BONNE. RECUE A BRAS
OUVERT, ELLE ECRASA ENTRE SES PATTES LA JEUNE PRINCESSE DONT LES VERTEBRES
S'ENTRECHOQUERENT, PRODUISANT AINSI UNE MUSIQUE HALLUCINANTE. UNE CACOPHONIE
INFERNALE S'EN SUIVIT PENDANT QUE SES ROTULES TOURBILLONNERENT DANS L'AXE
OUEST-EST.
LA MENACE PROCHAINE DU RAZ-DE-MAREE BLEU QUI FINIRA BIENTOT PAR ANEANTIR
SON ROYAUME, LA FIT REAGIR. MALGRE SON ETAT TRANSCENDANT LA PRINCESSE
CHLOROPHYLE, DANS UN ULTIME EFFORT, ENFOURCHA SA TROTINETTE ET SE
DIRIGEA A CENT KILOMETRES HEURE EN DIRECTION DE LA LIBERTE, EMPORTANT AVEC
ELLE L'ODEUR DES SONS FETIDES EMIS PAR LA BETE.
SON PNEU ARRIERE GAUCHE ECLATA ET ELLE BASCULA PAR DESSUS LE PONT LEVIS.
UNE PIROGUE FLOTTAIT LA. L'ORDINATEUR DU BORD IDENTIFIA LA PRECENSE DE CET
ETRE DESARTICULE ET INCONSCIENT. IL MIT LE CAP SUR BRISTOL.
LA BETE FUT UN MOMENT DESARCONNEE. SA MATIERE GRISE DEVINT FLUORESCENTE,
INDICE DE L'INJECTION D'HORMONE FEMMELLE G8B2B7, CE QUI LA FIT REFLECHIR
PLUS RAPIDEMENT. ELLE APERCU SUR LE PLANCHER CARRELE, OU SE JOUAIT UNE
PARTIE D'ECHEC, UN TAS, UN GROS TAS DE TISSUS ENROULE EN UNE GROSSE BOULE.
LENTEMENT, AVEC DES GESTE A LA DIVA DAVIDA, ELLE DEPLIA LE TOUT ET S'ASSIED
AU CENTRE, SUR LA CROIX MAJESTUEUSE DE L'UNION JACK.
GGGGGGGGGG CRIA LA BETE. LE TAPIS-DRAPEAU SE GONFLA, LES REACTEURS S'ACTION-
NERENT ET LA LIBERTE LUI FIT SIGNE DE LA MAIN.
LA BETE SOURIANTE, AYANT AU FOND DE SON COEUR , LA CERTITUDE DE RETROUVER SA
PRINCESSE, SE MIT A ECRIRE DES POEMES. LE DRAPEAU FLOTTA AU DESSUS DU MONDE,
LA BETE CHERCHANT AVIDEMENT, AVEC SES JUMELLES, LE TOUT PETIT POINT ROSE
DENTELE SUR L'OCEAN GLACIAL QUI LUI PERMETTRAIT DE REPERER SA PRINCESSE
BIEN-AIMEE...
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 22.00 09/12/1983
LET'S SEE NOW,WHERE WERE WE?THE PRINZ BABY WAS THINKING ABOUT TALKING T
O HIS OLD MAN AND THE IDEA THAT HIT HIM WAS HIS FATHER THE KING WAS L
AST HEARD OF ON THE BIG ISLAND AND AN EMMISARY HAD RECENTLY TOLD HIM
THE MESSAAGE WAS THAT THE
GLOW AND THE THUNDERING SOUNDS WERE JUST SOUTH OF THAT ISLAND THE NAME ESCAP
ED HIM SO HE CONSULTED THE ORACLE:SITTING CROSS-LEGGED UPON THE BEA
CH WITH A GREAT GRAY BEARD, AND A STAFF NEARBY HE SAID TO THE PRINZ:
"GRENADINE,GRENADA DE SANGRE ES LAGOTA!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THE QUEST CONTINUES. WHERE IS OLD
KING ROLAND ROTWANG?
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 22.21 09/12/1983
TOMORROW,ILL TRAVEL TOMORROW
AND THEN IT WILL SORT ITSELF OUT.WHAT I NEED AT THE MOMENT IS TIME TO THINK. W
ITH THAT THE PRINZ CLIMBED BACK IN THE SADDLE AND RODE OFF TOWARD THE SHAD
E OF A VERY LARGE EUCALYPTUS TREE. LADY GRACE WAS WAITING FOR HIM IN THE S
AHDOWS. HER VOICE WAS SOFT AND SOOTHING. YES. HE SAID TOMORROW, I WILL TRA
VEL TOMORROW TO THE GREAT ISLAND.
FROM ALOHA TO NEXUS SENT 04.29 10/12/1983
~HE WISE OLD MAN, [.].[.]. 'IM [.]HEE, WRAPPED HIS FEET
AROUND HIS MAGIC ROCK AND THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE
GODMOTHER HAD SAID TO HIM. [.]ISIONS OF A YOUNG
PRINCESS KEPT POPPING INTO HIS MIND. [.]UST AS FAST
AS THAT VISION POPPED, THE VISION OF THE BEST
FIGHTING COCK WOULD POP IN. *[.]*[.] *[.]*[.]
*[.]*[.]*[.]*[.]*[.]*[.] ~O HELP HIS VISION HE RUBBED HIS
BALD HEAD CLOCKWISE. )'IMO [.].[.]. 'IM [.]HEE, WISE
OLD MAN, ARE YOU BLIX IN THOUGHT WITH ASCOTT IN
MIND) A GREEN VOICE INTERRUPTED HIM FROM ACROSS
THE LETTERED SEA. [.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]::[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]:[.]
[.]ITH A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE, THE WISE OLD MAN, [.].[.].
'IM [.]HEE, SLOWLY STOOD UP HOLDING HIS TAPA
WRAPPINGS, PUT ON HIS TI LEAF SLIPPERS AND STOOD
ON THE ROCK AND YELLED, )TOMORROW THE STARS WILL
FALL). [.]EARING THIS, THE HARLEQUIN COCKROACH
CLIMBED INTO THE SAFETY OF THE WISE OLD MAN]S
BEARD, AS THE MONGOOSE STOOD IN THE SHADOW OF [.].[.].
'IM [.]HEE, THE WISE OLD MAN.
SE
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 04.59 10/12/1983
THE WITCH
I SHALL LOOK INTO MY CRYSTAL BILLABONG TO SEE HOW MY SPELL TURNED OUT
. BUT I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF THE SWAGMEN AND FROGMEN BEFORED
I CAN START TRACING EVENTS . AH! THAT PRINCE HAS SURE GOT A SURPRISE !
MY LOVELY LITTLE MAGIC MEGABYTE SEEMS TO HAVE PUT THE WIND UP HIM .
ALTHOUGH IT'S HAVING TROUBLE GETTING PAST THAT ... WITHERING WOY WOY
WARTS ! HE'S GROWING A TAIL ! WHAT'S THIS ? SO'S MY MEGABYTE . MUST
BE THE MOUSTACHE ! THAT MEDDLING MAGICIAN , SANS DOUTE ! POOR
MEGABYTE ! HE LOOKS LIKE A FAIRY IN THAT TAIL AND HIS DISKS HAVE GONE
ALL FLOPPY . BUT NOT HALF AS FLOPPY AS LADY GRACE SITTINGUNDER THOSE
GUM TREES DISCRETELY REMOVING HER EMBARASSSING MOUSTACHE WITH AGENT
ORANGE SHAVING FOAM ( COURTESY OF SAIGON ARMY SURPLUS STORES ).
DRUMMING A TUMBARRUMBA , THE WITCH CHANGED CHANNELS ON HER
BILLABONG . IT CLOUDED OVER , THEN CLEARED AGAIN TO REVEAL A PEA GREEN
SEA. OR WAS IT A SES WITH GREEN PEAS OR THE PRINCESS PEAING IN A GRREEEN
SEAAA .... MAYBE THE PRINCESS HAD SIMPLY OVERDONE THE APPLE SHAMPOO
BUT WHO WOULD WASH A WIG ANYWAY? AND WHAT AN AWEFUL CLAW OR FILL THE
KINGDOM OF SHITTYGAMA WITH THE MENTHE ET MAL DE VERT. STILL, THE WITCH
WAS NOT TO KNOW.
HA! SO THE PRINCESS HAS GOT ITCHY FEET . NOT SURPRISING
WITH ALL THOSE FEATHERBEDS! BUT TO VISIT HER FAIRY GODMOTHER! WHY, SHE
DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT LETTERS. - THINKS SHE'S A GEE WHIZ!!!!
THE BILLABONG CLOUDED AND CLEARED, CLEARED AND CLOUDED.
IT RAINED AND CLEARED AND THE WITCH SAW THE MAL DE MARY PRINCESSE
ENCORE UNE FOIS EN ROUTE, PILOTING HER PEA ROGUE TOWARD THE WISE OLD
MAN'S HO NO LU LU HAY VEN .. IT SEEMED TO THE WITCH THAT EVEN THE
I M F WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HELP THE OLD MAN WITH HIS PHALLIC FIXATION
BUT THEN , THE TRICKSTER WAS STARK RAVEN MAD.
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 07.32 10/12/1983
PRINCESS
CHLOOPHYLE S'ELOIGNAIT SUR SA PIROGUE DE FEUILLES DE MENTHE,ELLE AVANCA
IT AU RYTHME DU COEUR DES REINETTES BIFIDES QUI L'ACCOMPAGNAIT
SENTANT PESER SUR ELLE L'OEIL CACODYLATE DU MAGICIEN.MAIS EST CE
BIEN LE MAGICIEN DERRIERE L'OEIL TERRIBLE?
LE DOUTE OPPRESSAIT CHLOROPHYLE DONT L'EMANATION MENTHOLEE AUGMENTA SOUS
L'EFFET DE LA PRESSION.
AU DETOUR D'UNE ARABESQUE QUE LA ROUTE D'EAU AVAIT GRACIEUSEMENT EXECUTEE
LA PRINCESSE APERCUT UN ETRANGE SPECTABLE.
-OH VERMEILLE ! FIT ELLE DE SA VOIX DE FRENE,UNE PIROGUE DE MOTS
VERT MON VENERE PERE M'EN AVAIT PARLE MAIS J'IGNORAIS QUE CE FUT AUSSI
BEAU.
L'EMBBARCATION SEMBLAIT EN DIFFICULTE.UN MAUVAIS PLAISANT AVAIT SUBTILI
SE LE MOT TROU OCCASIONNANT UNE VOIX D'EAU IMCOMPATIBLE AVEC LE POUVOIR
DES MOTS.VERTIGINEUSEMENT ASTUCIEUSE,CHLOROPHYLE PROPOSA A CELUI QUI
PRETENDAIT ETRE L 'APPRENTI SORCIER DE COMBLER LE VIDE PAR LE VERBE
CALFEUTRER.
NEANMOINS,LA PRINCESSE QUE LES CONSEILS AVISES DE LA ROUEE FEE MARRAINE
AVAIT DOTEE D'UN VERDOYANT COURAGE NE SE LAISSA PAS DISTRAIRE ET
POURSUIVIT SA ROUTE.
SHE WAS SINGING:
I'M THE PRINCESS CHLOROPHYLE
FROM KINGDOM OF GREEN MINT
TRA LA LA VERE
THE AWFUL BEAST JE VAIS APPRIVOISER
TRA LA LA VERE
THE PRINCE OF THIRTEEN IS JUST BANALITE
TRA LALA VERE
THE WISE OLD MAN JE VAIS TROUVER
SUR SON ILE DESRTE CALLED OH OH OH NO LULU
ET DE SON SAVOIR IL VA M'ECLAIRER
S'EN PIROGUANT GAIEMENT,ELLE APERCUT SE REFLETANT SUR L'ONDE LE REFLET
DE LA BOULE DE CRISTAL DE CETTE VIEILLE SIDONIE .VIEILLE BRANCHE JALOUSE
DE SA JEUNESSE ET DE SA VERDEUR.
-RICANES DONC DANS TES CHAUDRONS, MA PEA ROGUE WILL DRIVE ME SO FAST
TO MY GREEN PEACE THAT YOU WILL BE GREENOF JALOUSIE MY DEAR.....
WHEN SHE ARRIVED TO THE WISE OLD MAN ISLAND'S,THE FIRST THING SHE SAID
WAS:
-WHAT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FOR A DESERT PLACE.
CETTE PROSAIQUE REMARQUE ETAIT PLUS QUE JUSTIFIEE,CAR IL Y AVAIT LA LE PRINCE DE
S TREIZE (MAIS DES TREIZE QUOI ? se demandent les petits malins0
QUI SE COMPLAISAIT DANS LE TITRE DE PRINCE OF DARKNESS.THE ONLY WRONG
THING WITH THAT WAS THAT HE WAS AFRAID OF DARK:
AS SOON AS THE SUN SETS HE STARTS TO CALL HER MOM.....MOOOOOM!
MAIS SANS CESSE ACCAPAREE PAR SON MARI LE ROI ROULANT(SOUVERAIN
DE LA BICYCLETTE) LA CHAINE NERE SE DESINTERRESSAIT DES ANGOISSES
DE SON FILS. AINSI EMMENAIT IL PARTOUT LADY GRACE QUI LUI TENAIT LA MAIN
DES QUE L'OBSURDITE ENVAHISSAIT L'UNIVERS.CETTE INFORTUNEE LADY N'AVAIT
LA GRACE QUE LE NOM ,POURTANT DES BRUITS COURRAIENT (ON NE LES RATTRAP
A JAMAIS )QUE LE PRINCE....MAIS CECI EST UNE AUTRE HISTOIRE.
SE TROUVAIT LA EGALEMENT,L'APPRENTI SORCIER EN PLEINE DECONFITURE DEPUIS
LE VOL DE SA MONTURE PARLANTE 9(NON IL NE S'AGIT PAS LA DE JOLLY JUMPER
AH AH AH) .LE QUAI DES FEVES D'OR S'ETANT REVELE IMCOMPETENT ,IL AVAIT
CONFIE L'AFFAIRE A SON ALLIE LE PLUS PUISSANT.(QUI EST-CE?)
ON PREVOYAIT EGALEMENT L'ARRIVEE IMMINENTE DA CALIGULA (PRONTO)
CHLOROPYLE PRIT SON TOUR DANS LA FILE D'ATTENTE.A SA VUE LE VIEILLARD
RETROUVA SA VERDEUR D'ANTAN.LA FAISANT PASSER DEVANT LES AUTRES PATIENTS
IL DECLANCHA LES CRIS DE LA FOULE:
-EH HO HO HO EH OBSEDE.
LA PRINCESSE SE RETOURNAA UNE DERNIERE FOIS AVANT DE PENETRER DANS L'AN
TRE ET LEUR RETORQUA VERTEMENT
-JAAAALOUOUOUX POUH!
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 14.14 10/12/1983
SORCER`S APPRENTICE
JUST NOW I GOT A MSG. FROM THE MAGICAN. HE FEEL VERY SICK. SO IF YOU
NEED HELP CONTACT ME
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 15.29 10/12/1983
IL NEIGE
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L`APPRENTI SORCIER ETAIT TRISTE ET DESESPERE, CAR L'ESCROC LUI ETAIT
VOLE COO
CORRECTION : AVAIT VOLE SA PIROGUE EN MOTS. IL SE CACHA DANS LA CAVE
PROFONDE DU CHATEAU MAGIQUE POUR NE PAS ETRE REMARQUE PAR L`OEIL
CACODYLATE DU MAGICIEN.
IL PENSAIT QUE SA DERNIERE HEURE ETAIT VENUE ET TEMBLAIT DANS UN COIN
TOUT A COUP IL SENTIT QUELQUECHOSE COMME UNE SOUPLE CARESSE A SA MAIN.
IL LEVA SES YEUX ET SE TROUVAIT FACE A FACE AVEC UN GRAND CHAT ROUX
QUI LUI DISAIT: " LA BONNE FEE M`A ENVOYE POUR T`AIDER , CAR TU ES EN
DETRESSE. C`EST LE MESSAGE QUE JE T`APPORTE: QUITTE LE ...... ET
DIRIGE TOI VERS .......LA BAS, TU VAS RENCONTRER LE .........SUR
DEMANDE LUI CE QUE.......IL VA T`AIDER."
IL NE POUVAIT PAS COMPRENDRE CE MESSAGE QU`EN MORCEAUX CAR IL LUI
MANQUAIT LES MOTS DONT IL AVAIT FAIT USAGE POUR CONSTRUIRE SA PIROGUE.
COMMENT DECHIFFRER CE MESSAGE?
IL FALLAIT TROUVER L`ESCROC POUR RECUPERER LA PIROGUE.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 18.49 10/12/1983
IN THE MEADOW FROM WHICH SPAWNED THE VAL DU JOUR ET
CHUTE ABOVE THE BLUE AND SALMON RUNNING LAC SOME 23 KILOMETERS ACROSS! (OR IS IT
ROUND) IN THE GRASS AND FLAX 100 YARDS BEYOND THEIR GRAVES THE GREAT F
LAT WEIGHT AND WHEELS OF STONE LIE DOWN.
(ADMIT US, BRAZEN BEAST IN CULTIVATED HOUSE.CEAST C'EST BON TO SIT WITH YOU
THE LONG AND VERDANT JOURNEY THROUGH THE GREAT PRESERVE LA PLAGE WHERE HALF THE
PEASANTRY CAN SPLAGE IS KNOWN......THE SOUTH IS STILL A DISTANCE ON YOUR
MAP.
(I'LL TEL YOU THIS, COMMENDATORE, THE FOOL MUST STRIKE A DEAL WITH THE DOCTOR
S CALAMARI, EAT HIS FSTOP
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 18.58 10/12/1983
WHILE THE WORLD GOES ASTOP
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 19.04 10/12/1983
IT IS THE NEXT DAY NOW, AND THE OLD KING ROLAND HAD JUSTRECEIVED THE WORD THAT H
IS SON THE PRINZ WAS ON HIS WAY TO SEE HIM: "TOO MANY QUESTIONS, TOO MABNY
QUESTIONS,JUST TOO MANY QUESTIONS, ALWAYS, I GET FROM THAT SON OF MINE .
....WHAT WILL HE WANT TO KNOW THIS TIME?" HIS SON"S VISIT COULD NOT CO
ME AT A MORE INOPPORTUNE TIME. HE HAD PROBLEMS IN THE KINGDOM. FIRE TO T
HE SOUTH AND THE THUNDER OF ARTILLERY KEEPING HIM AWEAKE AT NIGHT.WHT NEXT
? KING ROLAND WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS MINISTERS. ALL THIS BUS
INESS ABOUT HUNGRY PEOPLE. WHY COULDN'T PEOPLE JUST KEEP THEIR BIG MOUTHS
SHUT AND LET HIM GO ABOUT THE BUSINESS OF RUNNING THE ARMY, THE NAVY, THE
MARINES, KEEPING EVERYTHING TIDY.THERE GOES THE PHONE AGAIN.WHAT NEXT?
WHAT WILL THE PRINZ SAY TO HIS FATHERIF THAT IS INDEED THE PRINZ AT TH
E DOOR.STOP
SEND
DISPLAY 637
NO.637 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.06 20/12/1983
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 19.14 10/12/1983
WHILE THE WSEND
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FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 19.21 10/12/1983
WHILE THE WORLD GOES ABOUT ITS CONVOLUTINGCONFIGERATIONS DO CENTERING OF INTERNA
L SPACE.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 19.38 10/12/1983
THE PRINZ HAS GOT A LOT OF TROUBLE. THE DOORBELL WONT WORK.STOP
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 19.52 10/12/1983
WHAT NEXT INDEED.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 20.38 10/12/1983
THE PRINZ THOUGHT OF SIDONIE. HE FELT IMPOTENT .HE KNEW SHE HAD HIS NUMBER AND F
OR THE FIRST TIME HE FELT HE HAD FAILED AT SOMETHING. HIS EMOTIONS FLOWED
FROM EMBARASSMENT ,TO FEAR, TO NAUSEA. HAD HIS DREAMS BEEN A DREAM? WHAT
WOULD HIS FATHER, ROLAND ROTWANG, THINK OF HIM? HOW WOULD HE GO DOWN IN HI
STORY? HIS PAST ACTIONS OF VILOVIOLENCE AND AGRESSION TROUBLED HIM. WERE N
OT THEY COMMITTED IN SERVICE OF A PRINCIPLE? HE KNEW LITTLE. EVERYTHING WA
S SO BIG. THE LAST THING HE COULD REMEMBER ,AND HE WAS CONVINCED OF THIS W
AS, I THINK I SHOULD DO SOMETHING, I THINK I SHOULD DO SOMETHING
FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 01.13 11/12/1983
THE FOOL:
SLIDING OUT FROM UNDER THE ARM OF THE SNORING PRINCE, HE SLEEPS, HE SLEEPS...
THE FOOL STOOD CAUTIOUSLY - REMOVING THE WIG, THE WARM,$
WORN WIG, (LADY GRACE, MY STARRING ROLE, SUCH AN EFFORT! BUT, FOR MY PUBLIC...)
H - EEEEEEEEEEELS!
HIS FEET SLITHERED THROUGH THE DRYING (DYING!)
EUCALYPTUS LEAVES.
LEAVING THE PRINCE
(HE SLEEPS, SO HANDSOME!)
THE FOOL PLANTS A SINGLE WART ON HIS CHEEK - HIS
BEAUTY, NOW MARRED, WILL SURELY SEDUCE NO OTHER
(ESPECIALLY NOT THE REAL LADY GRACE)
WHEW! IT'S TIRING - TIME TO SLATHER DOWN A BREW
A HOP - A SKIP - A JUMP LATER, THE FOOL
AND HIS CRONIES WILL MEET IN THE BAR, HOW FAR, HOW FAR?
?
WHY, EVERRRRYYYYYOOOONNNNNEEEEE WILLBE
BE THERE
THE JUGGLERS
(BACK FROM A EUROPEAN TOUR )
THE CLOWNS
(BACK FROM A ROYAL ENGAGEMENT)
(IN SIBERIA)
THE TECHIES
(BACK FROM CONSULTING IN
SILICON VALLEY)
AND MAYBE THEY WILL KNOW THE WHEREABOUTS OF MY
LONG LOST COUSIN, WHO, IT IS RUMORED, HAS BECOME
A SOURCERER'S APPRENTICE.
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 17.22 11/12/1983
BOIS BOIS <<<<<<<<<< BOIS BOIS
VOLE !
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.28 11/12/1983
THAT WASN'T TOO KOOL OF THE FOLL TO MESS UP THE PRINCE THAT WAY. HE HAS ENOU
GH TROUBLES ALREADY WITHOUT DEALING WITH ALTERED STATES.WHATEVER,SAY L
A VEE. AFTER THE DOORBELL FAILED TO WORK THE PRINZ RODE HIS HONDA DOWN TO
THE GIANT EAGLEFOOD MARKET TO BY HIMSELF SOME BANNANA...WHY IS EV
ERYBODY STARING AT MEE?MORE ABOUT THIS LATER.
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS,BLIX SENT 17.32 11/12/1983
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FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 17.43 11/12/1983
AVANT DE SE RENDRE CHEZ LA MARRAINE DE LA PRINCESSE LUI REMETTRE
LES GRAINES DE PAVOT RECUES POUR SON CINQUIEME ANNIVERSAIRE, LA BETE
DANS LE COURANT ELECTRONIQUE ETABLI PAR UN CERTAIN MAGICIEN A L'OEIL
CACODYLATE, ET SACHANT SON PROGRAMME NON SANS FAILLES...
BIFURQUA VERS LES DIGUES D'AMSTERDAM POUR Y RETROUVER UNE CERTAINE
PROPOSITION D'ALLIANCE.
NE SACHANT A QUOI S'ATTENDRE, LA BETE FORTE DE SON AUDACE, ATTERRIT
SUR UNE "PEDALE" ROUGE QUE L'ON RETROUVE HABITUELLEMENT AU PRINTEMPS.
PETALANT DE SON MIEUX ET CHERCHANT LA BRAGUETTE MAGIQUE DU VILAIN,
ENTREVUE LORS D'UNE VISION ARTBOX, ON PEUT FACILEMENT S'IMAGINER
L'ETONNEMNT DE LA BETE QUI SE RAPPELA SOUDAIN QU'A PARIS ON PEUT,
ET CELA SANS EN PARLER, AVOIR POUR 14 000 000 DOLLARS TOUS LES
ORDINATEURS QUE L'ON VEUT.
PRIS DANS LE RAZ DE MAREE BLEU AUSSI ET ACCOMPAGNEE DE SES FLEURS DE LYS
LA BETE HOULA CHEZ ALOHA.
MAIS AUPARAVANT LA BETE, PRISE DE REMORDS DU TORT FAIT A LA PRINCESSE
LORS DE SA VISITE, S'INQUIETA DE SON SORT. LA BETE AURAIT AIME QUE CELLE-CI
DAIGNE JETER UN REGARD SUR ELLE, MAIS DANS SON ETOURDERIE VERTE, ELLE
NE VOYAIT QUE LE PRINCE AU TRAVERS DE SES AVIONS NON LOIN DE SA BASE.
LA BELLE DEVENANT BETE ET LA BETE RESTANT TOUJOURS LA BETE DE L'ANNEE
S'ADOUCIT A LA RENCONTRE DU VILAIN... CAR LOIN D'ETRE MECHANTE,
C'EST JUSTE QU'ELLE NE SAVAIT COMMENT S'Y PRENDRE.
SON REGATD VERT ETAIT EMBUE PART LES FLOCONS BLANCS ARYENS... AERIENS
TOMBES LA VEILLE, DONNANT A SES GRANDS YEUX LA COULEUR LIMPIDE D'UNE EAU
DOUCE. ELLE AIMERAIT PEUT-ETRE CONNAITRE LA FORMULE MAGIQUE QUI FERA FONDRE
DE CE REGARD LA FROIDEUR QUI Y HABITE LUI APPORTANT SOLEIL ET CHALEUR.
EXISTE-T-IL AU DELA DE TOUS CES RESEAUX UN PERSONNAGE CONNAISSANT CETTE
FORMULE... QUI TRANSFORMERA LA BETE EN BELLE....BETE.
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS,BLIX SENT 21.07 11/12/1983
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FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 23.39 11/12/1983
LA PRINCESSE CHLOROPHYLE REUSSIT A ESQUIVER LES ASSAULTS DU SAGE QUI NE
L'ETAIT PLUS. ELLE PARVINT MEME A OBTENIR DE LUI QU'IL LUI PREPARE UN
FILTRE D'AMOUR QU'ELLE DONNERAIT A LA BETE. TOUT D'ABORD L'AVISE HOMME
NIA FAROUCHEMENT DE SE SERVIR DES 'POTIONS ET REMEDES DE MAUVAISES FEMMES'.
LES HABILES CALINERIES DE CHLOROPHYLE QUI BIEN QUE VERTUEUSE DE SON ETAT
N'EN POUVAIT PAS MOINS DEVENIR AGUICHANTE, EURENT RAISON DE SES RETICENCES.
IL AVOUA AVOIR SUBTILISE UN VIEUX GRIMOIRE GRIMACANT A CETTE VIEILLE
SIDONIE ET Y AVOIR TROUVE QUELQUES INTERRESSANTES INCANTATIONS QU'IL LUI
ARRIVAIT DE PRATIQUER DURANT SES LOISIRS....
QILS ALLERENT DONC DANS LA GROTTE SECRETE RESERVEE A CET USAGE....
CHAUDRON....SALPETRE......GUI MAGIQUE.......PLUMES DE CORBEAU.....
QUEUE DE SOURIE GRISE
OEIL DE CHAT NOIR
UN PEU DE MOUTARDE POUR LE GOUT
NIDS D'HIRONDELLES POUR LA VERSION ASIATIQUE
VERMICELLES ET VERS MISSAUX
UN AIL DES AULX
UN MORCEAU FRAIS DE CHACAL DU JOUR
UNE LARME D'EDELZWICKER
PLUS QUELQUES AUTRES INGREDIENTS QUE LE SECRET PROFESSIONNEL NOUS
INTERDIT DE DEVOILER ICI...
A LA LUEUR DES TORCHES ET DES YEUX FLUORESCENTS DES CHAUVES-SOURIS CURIEUSES
LE SAGE DRESSA SA HAUTE TAILLE DANS LA CAVERNE TENEBREUSE, TEL UN DRUIDE
A KERNAC............
ET
COMMENCERENT LES INCANTATIONS
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PLEASE DISREGARD THESE DOTS
WE WILL CORRECT
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 04.59 12/12/1983
FROM THE WITCH
"I WISH THAT TRICKSTER WOULD CUT OUT ALL THAT COSMIC DRIVEL AND STOP BEING
SUCH A SEVERN BORE!" SAID THE WITCH, BRUSHING THE MERDE OFF HER CRYSTAL
BILLABONG. "IF HE DOESN'T WATCH OUT, I'LL THROW A HEX ON HIM."
SIDONIE WAS TIRED OF NOT DOING ANYTHING AND TAKING THE PRINCE'S CATCHCRY
FOR HER OWN, SHE MADE A FIRM RESOLVE TO DO SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING.
"TUMBARUMBA
BOGGABRI
CURL CURL
HAY !!
THAT SHOULD FIX THOSE PESKY RAVENS! NOW I HAVE A NICE ROUND (4)-AND-TWENTY
OF THEM TO BAKE IN A PIE. WHAT A DAINTY DISH TO SET BEFORE KING ROLAND ROTWANG!"
AS THE FILTHY, FESTERING, FEATHERED FOWL FELL STUNNED OFF THEIR STOOLS,
THE TRICKSTER REALIZED THAT HIS LITTLE PARTY WAS OVER AND IT WAS TIME TO
PUT ON HIS DANCING SHOES AND PISS OFF TO THE BAL DE LA MARRAINE.
NOW THAT HER BILLABONG WAS CLEARED, THE WITCH NOTICED HER OWN INVITATION
TO THE BAL DE LA MARRAINE. "YARRAHAPINI!" SHE SHRIEKED WITH DELIGHT,"I'VE
NEVER BEEN TO A LUAU IN HONOLULU! ISN'T IT JUST LIKE THAT STINGY FAIRY
GODMOTHER TO THROW HER PARTIES AT SOMEBODY ELSE'S PLACE! AND WHAT'S THIS
NONSENSE ABOUT LENDING ME A COMPASS? WITH MY WINGED KEEL I CAN'T LOSE...
MY WAY."
SHE SET ABOUT PACKING UP A SPECIAL ARTBOX TO TAKE TO THE BALL, FILLING IT
WITH (4)-AND-TWENTY RAVEN PIE, ZUCCHINI CAKES, GREEN EUCALYPTUS TEA AND A
FEW TUBES OF FOSTERS. "NO M.S.G. IN THAT!" SHE THOUGHT HAPPILY. "THAT OUGHT
TO LOOSEN UP THAT POOR APPRENTICE'S CONSTIPATION IN A COUPLE OF AUGENBLIX!
I HOPE KALIGULA PUTS IN AN APPEARANCE AT THE BALL TOO -- I HAVEN'T LAID EYES
ON HIM SINCE THE BITTER TEARS AND WHITE BONES OF CHITAGAMA. NOW WHAT WILL I
WEAR? I HAVE AN ITCH FOR A KITSCH STITCH, SOMETHING TO MAKE THAT PRINCESS
CHLOROPHYLE EMERALD WITH ENVY..." HITCHING UP HER WITCH'S BRITCHES, SHE
THREW ON A GRASS TUTU, OR RATHER VOUSVOUS, SINCE IT WAS, AFTER ALL, A FORMAL
BALL. SHE LOADED HER ARTBOX, A FEW SPARE SPELLS, PLUS HER LATEST ROCK VIDEOS
OF AYER'S SUPPLY, STRADDLED HER WINGED KEEL AND SET OFF INTO THE WILD BLUE
YONDER.
DISPLAY 638
NO.638 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.11 20/12/1983
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 05.04 12/12/1983
LA PRINCESSE.
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*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR*OR
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FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 06.21 12/12/1983
LA PRINCESSE
LE FIL DES JOURS TISSAIT SA TOILE.ET DU ROYAUME DE MENTHE NE SUBSISTAIT
PLUS QUE DESOLATION.LEUR PRINCESSE ETAIT PARTIE ET LA BETE FURIEUSE DE
NE N'AVOIR POINT PAS TROUVER CHLOROPHYLE ET AVAIT DETRUIT LE VERT ROYAUME
VERT DE GRIS SOUVERAIN DU ROYAUME S'ETAIT TOURNE VERT D'ESPOIR VERS SON
AMI LE ROI ROLAND,MALHEUREUX PERE DU PRINCE DES TREIZE..
-C'EST VERT TUANT MON AMI DE VOUS CONVAICRE...VOTRE FILS DOIT NOUS VENIR
EN AIDE....
CHLOROPHYLE,IGNORANT TOUT DES CONSPIRATIONS QUI SE TRAMAIENT DERRIERE
SON DOS,ETAIT ENFIN RESSORTIE DE L'ANTRE ENCHANTEE.ELLE NE CESSAIT DE
MURMURER TEL LE ROI LUVERT KING
@@@ @@@@@....@@@@@.....I HAD A DREAM.....@@@@@@@@
@@@@@......@@@@@@@...I HAD A DREAM ....@@@@
" CETTE EXPERIENCE ETAIT ASSEZ FUN....EN...BULLES.I'VE NEVER STOPPED DE
JONGLER.MAIS QUE CECI IS STRANGE...MY MIND EST CONFUS....I HOPE THE WISE
OOLD MAN NE S'EST PAS TROMPE...MY GOD.....N'AURAIT T'IL PAS MIXED LES
MOTS ......IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE D'AVOIR ETE AINSI TROMPE......WAS IT A
DREAM????.......ET QUELLE EST CETTE HERBE ETRANGE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW.....
IL LA POSSEDE D'UNE FEMME M'A T-IL DIT DONT LE NOM SERAIT.....MARIE JUANA
WHAT'S STRANGE NAME???...WHAT'S A STRANGE FEELING???.....
I'M SO HAPPY...ET VOUS LES STONES?ARE YOU ROLLING?
EH YOU LES STONED....I'M JUST LIKE YOUOUOUOUOUOUO.......
LORSQUE CHLOROPHYLE FUT REDESCENDU DE L'ARBRE OU ELLE AVAIT DRESSE LE CAMP...
ELLE ETAIT VERTE DE HONTE.AYANT RETROUVE LE VRAI SENS DE SON ESPRIT ET QU'ELLE N
E RESSENTIT PLUS CES VERTES TIGES ELLE S'INSTALLA DANS SA PIROGUE
ET S'EN REPARTIT SUR LES TRACES DE LA BETE....
ALORS QU'ELLE RAMAIT PARESSEUSEMENT ( QUELLE GALERE) CHLOROPHYLE LA PRI
NCESSE VERSATILE FUT BRUSQUEMENT DEPASSEE PAR UN ENGIN AERODYNAMIQUES
QUI PAR UUNE SAVANTE NANOEUVRE LA CONTAIGNAIT A S'ARRETER. IL S'AGISSAIT
DU POSTMAN QUI SONNA DEUX FOIS AINSI QUE L'EXIGE LA TRADITION DE SON
METIER,DANS SA CORNE D'ABONDANCE (IL N'Y AVAIT PLUS DE CORN DE BRUME DI
SPONIBLE.
NE SERIEZ VOUS POINT LA DITE CHLOROPHYLE A LA GUM...PRINCESSE DE SON
ROYAUME?..DECHU,J'ENTENDS BIEN
-QU'ENTENDEZ VOUS MON BRAVE?SERIEZ VOUS PARENTS D'UNE CERTAINE JEANNE
COMBUSTIBLE DU ROYAUME D'ANGLETERRE....?
-NENNI MA FOI!
-WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME?
GRAMM FOR YOU HAVE YOU GOT YOURS IDEAS WITH YOU?
CERTAINEMENT .
ET CHLOROPHYLE DE MONTRER LA FEUILLE DE MENTHE AU SANG BLEU QU'ELLE
CONSERVAIT PRECIEUSEMENT DANS UN FLACON DE CERISES A L'EAU DE VIE.
LE POSTIER S'ECLAIRCIT LA VOIX CAR IL S'AGISSAIT LA D'UN TELEGRAMME CHAN
TE.IL ACTIONNA UN LEVIER ET DU VENTRE DE SON VEHICULE MONTERENT DES CH
OEURS DE VOIX.
CHOUOUOU BIGOU BIDOU WOAHHH WOAHHHHH...
SUL LE POMT DE TORONTO
BIBA BELOU LA YEEEAAHHH
UN Y EST DONNNE
TCHOU TCHOU TCHOUOUOU YYYYEEEHHHHH
PRINCESSE CHLORO
OUAH OUHA OUAHHHHHH
PAR LA BONNE FEE Y ETES CONVIEE
WOUAHHH WOUAWOUA WOUAWOUAHH
ORCHESTRRE ET BAL ANCES ASSUREE
TIBILT TIBILI BIDEBIED
ET BOISSON A VOLONTE
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
CLOING!
LE DERNIER ACCORD PLAQUE
LE PREPOSE S'EN EST ALLE
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CHLOROPHYLE DIRIGEA L'EMBARQUATION SUR LA RIVE GAUCHE DU SAINT LAURENT.
AFIN DE TROUVER CHAUSSURE A SON PIED........
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 17.21 12/12/1983
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TRY AGAIN
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FORMULE FAX
"the blue dog with don`t print his smile krrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
SYNTAX ERROR WITH YOUR DOG try again or go home
STRANGER."my master works to less and forgot his blue dog in the
print-log".................dog
...............................THINK
...........SMILE
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FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 17.42 12/12/1983
I AM NERVOUS...............
SITTING IN THE GREEN KITCHEN ........
WITH MY RED HORSE ..........
WITH YELLOW POINTS ...........
A PINK HOLLY .......
AND ASCOT, HE IS ALWAYS SLEEPING .........
I AM HUNGRY .....
ITS COLD TOGETHER .....
I HOPE TOMORROW ITS GO BETTER ......
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FROM ALOHA TO NEXUS SENT 18.29 12/12/1983
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THE
WISE
OLD MAN,
KIMO, B.S.
KIM CHEE,
PASSED THE
NEWSPAPER TO HIS
PRETTY PRINCESS
GUEST, A TWINKLE IN
HIS EYE AS HE SLIPPED
ON HIS TI+LEFT SLIPPERS
AND ADJUSTED HIS TAPA ROBE
INTO WHICH HE PLACED HIS
MAGIC ROCK. THE NEWSPAPER WAS
FULL OF STORIES ABOUT THE
HONOLULU MARATHON HELD THIS SUNDAY.
NINE THOUSAND PEOPLE HAD COME FROM
ALL OVER THE WORLD TO RUN, WALK,
STAGGER OR CRAWL 26 MILES IN THE HOT
HAWAIIAN SUN. THOUSANDS OF SPECTATORS
LINED THE STREETS, GIVING ENCOURAGMENT, FIRST
AID OR LAST RITES. )MARATHON MANIA) IT WAS
RIGHTLY CALLED. SUCH FOOLISHNESS WAS NOT FOR
HIM. NO WONDER THEY SAY HE IS A WISE OLD MAN. FEW
OF THE SPECTATORS NOTICED AS 'IMO REACHED FOR HIS
STAFF, AND CAGED HARLEQUIN COCKROACH AND WALKED WITH
THE PRINCESS TO THE WATER]S EDGE WHERE THE GREEN CANOE
WAS TIED UP WITH A SPARE TALE AFTER THE PRINCESS LONG TRIP
TO THE HO NO LU LU HA VEN. THE PRINCESS LOOKED OUT ON THE
SEA OF
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AND WONDERED IF THE EYE OF CACODYLATE WAS FOCUSED ON THEIR MER
DE VERT. THE MONGOOSE SPRUNG ABOARD JUST AS THE CANOE SLIPPED INTO
THE CHURNING SURF. THEY HEADED TOWARD THE SOUND OF THUNDER AND
DISTANT GLOW IN THE SKY. THE VOYAGERS ROWED BY THE WAIKIKI HOTELS.
[.]WAS THAT AN EYE OF CACODYLATE STARING DOWN FROM THE HYATT REGENCY
PENTHOUSE\ DIAMOND DUST SIFTED ACROSS THEIR BOW AS THEY SLIPPED BY LOOMING
DIAMOND HEAD CRATER AND ACROSS THE KAIWI CHANNEL. AS AGED AND AGELESS KIMO
AND CREW PADDLED SEA WORDS, THEY PASSED BETWEEN THE ISLANDS OF LANAI AND
MOLOKAI AND SOON OBSERVED THE MASSIVE MOUNTAIN OF HALEAKALA CRATER TOWERING
OVERHEAD ATOP MAUI, THE VALLEY ISLE. THE ALENUIHAHA CHANNEL WAS NO ]HAHA]
JOKE AS WAVES TOSSED THE LITTLE VESSEL AND MALE DE MER DE VERT DESCENDED ON THE
LITTLE GROUP. THE ANTENNAE FLICKED AS THE COCKROACH SENSED THE ROARING THUNDER
FROM THE GREAT BIG ISLAND. THE SKY GLOWED AND CHANGED TO FALLING STARS AS
ERUPTING KILAUEA VOLCANO PULSED AND VOMITED THE BRIGHT, AGENT ORANGE LAVA HIGH
INTO THE SKY IN RESPONSE TO THE RHYTHM OF VOLCANO GODDESS MADAME PELE AND HER
PROBING GGGGGG. SHE WAS, INDEED, MAKING MERRY AND A GRAND RECEPTION FOR A
GRANDE BAL ON THE GREAT GREEN ISLAND.
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FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 21.02 12/12/1983
I SHALL BE ENCHANTED TO ATTEND THE FAIRY GODMOTHER'S BALL
YOURS,
IN SPIRIT,
KALIGULA
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 21.18 12/12/1983
EVEN ON THIS LOFTY CRAG THE AIR IS THICK WITH THE GODMOTHER'S FAIRGROUND
FIREWORKS. I AM CLOSER THAN YOU THINK..................................
....KALIGULA
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.43 12/12/1983
A CHITIGAMA, CHAQUE MATIN, LE PRINCE TEANIT
A FAIRE LA TOILETTE DE SON ROYAUME( C'EST
TRADITIONAL CHEZ LES PRINCES D'ARRACHER
LESLES BAOBABS)
LE MAGICIEN ADORE LES PERSHINGS, IL EN BATIT
ENTRE MINUIT ET TROIS HEURES DU MATIN ET IL
LES ORNENT DE GROSSES MOUSTACHES.
A L'AUBE, A L'HEURE OU BLANCHIT LA CAMPAGNE
IL ENFOURCHAIT SA BECANNE A 1200 BAUD A
\L'HEURE ,MANGEAIT SA BABANANE ET COMMENCAIT
SATOURNEE , POSANT TOUJOURS LES MEMES QUESTIONS.
CHAQUE FOIS, QUAND IL PENSAIT ETRE DUR LA
BONNE ROUTE, OU LE BON OCEAN, SON PERE LE
FAISAIT RENTRER AU PALAIS POUR SOUPER AVEC
LA PRINCESSE, OU BIEN LA BETE, OU UN MARCAHND
D'ORDINATEUR.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 02.16 13/12/1983
O O O
C D C D C
A Y A Y A D
C L O C L C Y
O O C D O O O L
L CA Y C C C O
Y C LA A C O O A C
D A C C C A C C C C C A
O C O O O CA AA A O C
C O D D C O C C D O
A D Y Y A C O O Y D
C Y L LOC A C C L Y
O L O C A A O L
L O C O C CC O
Y C A C O A C
D A C A C C A
O C O C A O
C O D O
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THE 7:50 EBA SPEEDS INTO
THE CRYSTAL CITY IN ONE
QUARTER HOUR'S TIME. (THE LINE LENGTH IS UNIMPORTANT, THIS TRIP.)
THE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TAUGHT TO ADMIRE THE BEHAVIOR OF THE BUILDINGS;
HOW THEY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER AND REFLECT, THEY CONSTANTLY
REFLECT, THE VALUES OF THE GRAY MATTER WHICH LINES THEIR POCKETS.
THE PRINCE,
LIKE EVERYONE ABOUT THE CRYSTAL CITY, CALLS HIMSELF
A RENAISSANCE MAN.
W
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"IF IT WEREN'T FOR ARSENINE...
WE'D HAVE NO WHINE AT ALL."
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....AND THE PRINCE CLIMBS
UP THE MENTAL LEVELS
TO THE ANTIPATH......
BETWEEN THE BRICKS
HE SEES THAT WORDS
& PHRASES CARRYING
MEANINGS ARE FALLING
THROUGH THE CRACKS
WHERE THE GREEN IS
WILTED OR BURNT
WITH SALT. HE
RECOGNIZES SOME
OF THESE AS FRIENDS
WHO CAME WITH HIM
ON THE 5:15 FROM THE
CRYSTAL CITY JUST THE
OTHER DAY. IN THE
DISTANCE THE ANTIPATH
IS LOOPED AND COILED
AS IF ABOUT TO STRIKE ... THERE
ARE SOULS WHO ARE LEAPING
INTO THE PURPLE HAZE
WITHOUT REGARD
FOR THE BOTTOM
LESS PIT.
THE PRINCE WILL FIND A WAY.
FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 04.15 13/12/1983
OH - HO - OH - HO - OH - HO - OH - HO - HO - HO - HO - HO
-- O -- H -- H -- O -- O -- H -- H -- O -- O -- O -- O --
HO - NO - NO - HO - NO - NO ! - ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
(DO YOU GET IT YET?)
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH'
(FILL IN THE REST YOURSELF----)
(OH HICK, I'LL DO IT<<>><<>><<
(WHEW, THIS IS TIRING+-=+-=_-
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(YOU'D BETTER DO IT``~~```~
BUT I'M NOT SURE YOU'LL DO
IT RIGHT - YOU KNOW JUST-
SO)^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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OSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOS
{WASN'T THERE ???
SOME STORY ABOUT
THE FOOL WHO --
CRIED WOLF????
WAS THAT ME,?
OR WAS THAT-
YOU FAIRRR
PRINCE -E
---------------------------------SEEMS
-----------------------------THAT IF YOU -
--------------------------LOOK HARD ENOUGH YOU
----------------------CAN FOOL YOURSELF INTO SEEING
-------------------PATTERNS EVERYWHERE - I DON'T MEAN TO
----------------BELITTLE ANYONE, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT
------------WHY MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOEEHILL????????????????
---------------------------------------------------------------SO
THIS REMINDS ME OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES, ONE THAT I USED TO PLAY
WITH MY COUSIN WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND OUR MOTHERS WERE KNITTING AND SUCH
WE CALLED IT
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FROM ALOHA TO NEXUS SENT 04.42 13/12/1983
LANDED,LOADED,LADEN,LODE+STARRED,LAVA+
LAVAED,LEVITATED... THUS KIMO B.S. KIM CHEE AND
PARTY, HEADED UP THE MOUNTAIN.
THEN SPAKE THE WISE OLD MAN B.S. KIM CHEE FROM THE
HIGHS OF HIS VOLCANIC PIQUE(
)RSVP TO THE PARTY, INDEED. I AM THE SENIOR
PARTY,ICI. VRAIMENT, JE SUIS LE MONTREUR QUI
MONTE MA MONTAIGNE POUR SE MONTRER [.]ET MY
COCKROACH^. BIEN, WE ARE COMING TO THE PARTY. EN
EFFET, WE ARE HERE.
NOW, SOME ADVICE TO THE INVITEES. FIRST, FROGS.
SOME WARTS TO THE YYYYYYY SHOULD BE SUFFI. WE
NEED NO MORE GREEN HAIRED LADIES. SO PLEASE
CHANGER VOTRE HUILE, GRENOUILLE, IF YOU GET MY
MEANING. PURPLE GOES WELL WITH THE PROSE AND THE
SUNSETS HERE, SI VOUS M]EN CROYEZ.
[.]THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WISE ADVICE. ALL FROGS
PLEASE DEPOSIT 40 FRANCS AT THIS TIME. OTHERS
DESIRING WISE ADVICE PLEASE INDICATE BY
APPROPRIATE DEPOSITS IN HARDISH CURRENCIES^.
FROM TOMK TO NEXUS SENT 04.35 13/12/1983
FLUX, WELL ALL OF US
-------OH
---------A PARTY!
-------OH
---------I JUST LOVE PARTIES!
-------OH
---------BUT I CAN'T GO
-------OH
-------NOH
-------OH
-------NOH
UNLESS--------------------------------------------
-UNLESS-------------------------------------------
--UNLESS -- YOU ASK -- ME -- AND MY FRIENDS -- TO DO --
WELL, ER, (GEE,. I HATE ASKING FOR THINGS - BUT BUT
CAN WE , ER, I MEAN WE WOULD OH, OWE, EWE, A SHEEPISH APPROACH HERE
MEANTHECLOWNSAND THEJUGGLERSANDTHETECHIES (S L L O O W W L LY NOW)
ME AND THE CLOWNS AND THE JUGGLERS AND THE TECHIES
WE'D BE HONORED TO BE PART OF THE BAL - AND TO DO A SHOW!!!!!
A NOH SHOW!
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 04.45 13/12/1983
FROM THE WITCH
"I'VE JUST CROSSED THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE - IT'S THE 13TH, MY LUCKY
DAY ! THER'S THE GLOW FROM THE MURUROA FIREWORKS DISPLAY. I MUST BE GETTING
CLOSE. AND HERE'S HALEAKALA ERUPTING INTO VIEW - ALMOST THERE! ESPERONS QUE
CHLOROPHYLE LA PRINCESSE VERT-SATILE AVEC SES VERS UTILES METTRA SES
VERRES SUBTILS POUR LIRE CE MESSAGE QUE JE LUI AI DONNE EN GUISE DE POSTMAN
WITH MY FROG HORN SOUNDING TWICE -- MORE THAN A MATCH FOR THAT UNICORN WITH HIS
COR UNIQUE! I WONDER HOW SHE KNEW ABOUT POOR OLD COUSIN JEANNE -- POOR
THING, SHE NEVER REALLY MADE IT AS A WITCH, MORE OF A SAINT REALLY. SHE WAS
ALWAYS KEPT IN THE DARK (D'ARC) UNTIL HER MOMENT OF ILLUMINATION. I REALLY
FEEL SHE'S BEEN A BIT OVERDONE IN THE TEXT - WHAT A FATE ACCOMPLI! IN FACT,
IT'S ACCOMPLISSURE DU TEXTE! BUT I DIGRESS - GOTO MSG."
THE MESSAGE THAT THE WITCH-AS-POSTMAN GAVE TO CHLOROPHYLE READ AS FOLLOWS:
HEAD IMMEDIATELY FOR VIENNA STOP. INFORM SORCERER'S
APPRENTICE SACHER TORTE INDISPENSABLE FOR LE BAL DE LA MARRAINE
STOP. CATCH YOU ON THE LAST WAVE IN HONOLULU STOP.
TOOROO TATA,
SIDONIE
"I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THAT BALL. WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, ANYHOW
? IS THAT
FAIRY GODMOTHER DOING HER DREARY MATCHMAKER BIT AGAIN -- GLASS SLIPPERS,
PUMPKIN, MICE FOOTMEN, THE USUAL TAT? I ONLY GET TO COME IN AT THE
CHRISTENING ANYWAY TO GIVE THE USUAL OLD CURSES.
MUDGEE! CURSE THAT FALLOUT -- I'M SICK OF DODGING ABOUT ON THIS WINGED KEEL!
ALL THOSE PERISHING PERSHINGS -- THINK I'LL TURN THEM ALL INTO PASIONFRUIT.
PLUS DE PEACHY PASSIONS, MOINS DE MISSILES MORTIFERES! THAT'S WHAT I'VE
ALWAYS THOUGHT. I'LL EAT NO MORE YELLOWCAKE -- FROM NOW ON IT'S THE
LAMINGTONS FOR PEACE PLAN. GLAD I'VE GOT MY SPONGE; THERE'S PLENTY OF
COCONUT IN HAWAII, AND WE'LL GET SOME NEUTRAL SWISS CHOCOLATE FROM THE COW
THAT JUMPED OVER THE MOON. WHEN THEY ARE ALL JOINE DIN THAT CHOCOLATE CONNECTION
, WHAT SWEET PEACE, OR IS IT PEAS? BBETTER A LIVE LAMINGTON THAN A DEAD
LEMMING."
WITH THAT, THE WINGED KEEL SPLASHED DOWN INTO THE LAST WAVE, RIGHT NEXT TO
THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE CLUTCHING A VERY DAMP SACHER TORTE. FAR OFF SHE COULD
SEE THE PRINCESS AND THE WISE OLD MAN STROLLING TOGETHER, AND SHE REALIZED
THAT THEY HAD ALREADY TURNED INTO PASSIONFRUITS.
ON THE FINITE BEACH OF YELLOWCAKE SANDS
AS VOICES OF STARKNESS
BATTLE IN THE DARKNESS
OF A TUNNELLING LOVE
AS A FROG ENTERS
AS A JERK
SPARKS SHOOT AGAINST DARK NIGHT SKIES
AS LIGHT SHINES IN THE PRINCESS'S EYES.
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 16.25 13/12/1983
QUE L ON ALLAIT NOUS CHERCHER, C EST CE QU,ON AVAIT ESPERE. ON ETAIT AU
PLEIN FOUTOIR. NOTRE MACHINE A TRADUIRE
ETAIT EN PANNE. IL N Y AVAIT PAS DE PIECES DETACHEES DANS LES FORETS
PRES DE LA VILLE TOWABU. PERSONNE N OSA ALLER A TOWABU, CAR NOUS CROYONS
QUE CALIGULA NOUS Y ATTEND, PLANQUE QUELQUEPART POUR NOUS FAIRE DE MAL.
ALORS UN COLLABORATEUR ETAIT MIS EN ROUTE POUR CHERCHER DES ETRES HUMAINS
QUI PARLENT TOUTES LES LANGUES.
ON AVAIT DE LA CHANCE ET TROUVAIT UNE DE CES ETRES: UNE FEMME. LENTEMENT
LE CHAOS S ECLAIRCISSAIT ET LORSQUE NOUS AVIONS COMPRIS LES NOUVELLES IL Y
AVAIT DE NOUVEAU UN PROBLEME: PERSONNE NE VEUT CROIRE QU IL Y A UN FOU DANS
NOTRE FAMILLE. HERZANDO, LE HISTORIEN ET BUROCRATE LE PLUS AGE EST CHARGE DES
RECHERCHES. QUI PEUT L AIDER ET LUI DONNER DES INDICES? QUI SE CONNAIT DANS
L HISTOIRE DES APPRENTIS ET DES FOUS?
ZACK. TSCHINBUM, KLICK ??????
A CE MOMENT, LES COCKROACHES RECONNAISSENT LEUR SITUATION DESESPEREE ET
PRENNENT LE POUVOIR.
LA FILLE SE FUIT DANS LA PIROGUE ROUGE PARQUEE DEVANT LA PORTE.RRRRRR
CE N EST QUE MAINTENANT QUE JE FAIS MON APPARITION ET J EXPLIQUE TOUT
CALMEMENT AUX PERSONNES PRESENTES QUE SOMME TOUTE RIEN N EST SI GRAVE
QUE CA.
DISPLAY 639
NO.639 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.14 20/12/1983
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 19.21 13/12/1983
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD PARTY FOR SEEING PEOPLE AS THEY REALLY ARE.
[.]ND I,KALIGULA, AM PREPARED TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF GIVING YOU
A LITTLE GUIDED TOUR OF THE RAG BAG OF DISSOLUTE NURDS WHO
POPULATE THIS FAIRYTALE.
OH, ISEE THAT FLAKEY THE MAGICIAN HAS DEIGNED TO PAY US A VISIT
FRPM PARIS. OF COURSE WE MUSTN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE FACT THAT
HE WAS THROWN OUT OF THE MAGIC CIRCLE FOR FEEBLE MINDEDNESS...AND HAS SINCE BEEN
SCRATCHING A LIVING AS A CONJURER FOR THE UNDER
TENS. STILL PARIS COULD BE HIS BIG BREAK.......................................
.........................
......
........................AND AS FOR THE WITCH, ................THAT GRIZLY OLD SH
EILA
....
.....
.......
WE ALL KNOW THAT SHE WAS STRUCK OFF THE OCCULT REGISTER FOR BADLY PERFORMED BACK
STREET ABORTIONS........................
SHAME ON YOU........................STILLL NO MORE ABOYT THAT, THIS IS A FAMILY
SHOW AND WE
AL KNOW THAT CHRISTMAS IS A TIME FOR GIVING.........(HEAD)................
[.]OT THAT I'M EYEING UP CHLOROPHYLL........WHO WITH A BRAIN LIKE THAT
MIGHT AS WELL BE CALL CHLOROFORM. STILL SHE COULD BE WORSE OFF, SHE COULD BE L
IKE THE
PITIFUL PRINCE FROM PITTSBURG........WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN
DOINING IN THE STORY SO FAR...BUT HE'S SURE TO BE BLING ..BLIND BY
THE END OF IT
ALOHA, OLD MAN...WHAT'S THIS ABOUT FIGHTING COCKS........??QQ??????? COULD
THIS BE A CASE OF COCK A DOODSLE DOO AND ANY COCK WILL DO??????????????????????
???????????????????????[.]??
BUT I REALLY MUSTR FIND BETTE THE BEAST........AS A CONNOISSEUR
OF BAD BREATH I MUST GO AND SAMPLE HER FETID BREW.......... THEY TELL ME THAT 83
IS A VERY GOOD YEAR (AGE)
INDIDENTALLT FLAKEY, DO THEY CALL YOU THAT BECAUSE OF YOUR TERRIBLE
PSORIASIS.......................................................................
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................................(AND WHO SAYS THAT KALIGULA'S A SOFTY???????????
????????????????????)
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 19.48 13/12/1983
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FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.22 13/12/1983
SLIPPING OUT OF THE BACK DOOR OF THE PARTY, TO WHERE OUR NEW MODE OF
TRANSPORT IS WAITING.
( WHICH WE KEP SORRY KEEP AS A DUTCH SECRET()
RETURNING
WITH
SOME...............................
COSMIC DUSTY GRIT GLITTERS
TO SPRINKLE ON THE HAWAIAN SANDWICHES.
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.51 13/12/1983
$DARLING PRINCESS....THERE IS SOMETHING IM MUST TELL YOU.......
IT SEEMS IMPORTANT AFTER OUR LITTLE RENDEZ VOUS THE OTHER NIGHT...
THE DOCTOR HAS CONFIRMED THAT I DO HAVE HERPES....
IT WAS DELICIOUS BUT WAS IT WORTH IT?............BUT FEAR
NOT, MY LOVE, THE FOOL IN SAN FRANCISCO HAS AGREED TO
COME TO OUR AIDS...........KISSEE KISSS KALIGULA
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 21.10 13/12/1983
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER
HAS NOW POOFED INTO THE PRINCE'S BEDROOM, AND BANGING HER WAND ON HIS
HEAD YELLS, )UP LAZY+BONES...WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD PRINCESS IN THIS FAIRYTALE, AND ALL YOU DO IS STARE AT
YOUR TRACK MEDALS
WHY DON'T YOU INVITE HER TO THE BALL?"
P.S. "I WILL TURN YOUR COMPUTER INTO A TUBE OF CLEARASIL ACNE CREAM."
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 21.43 13/12/1983
FROM THE FAIRY GODMOTHER, LA FEE MARRAINE
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER WENT STRAIGHT FROM THE PRINCE'S BEDROOM TO THE
DOCTOR'S OFFICE TO PICK UP THREE GALLONS OF CLEARASIL FOR THE BEAST.
"SO, DOCTOR, DID YOU MANAGE TO
FOOL THE VILLAIN, CALIGULA,
INTO THINKING HE HAD HERPES?
"YES, HE BELIEVED EVERY WORD."
SAID THE DOCTOR WITH A WINK.
"GOOD. I WOULDN'T WANT HIM TO
KNOW THAT IT WAS REALLY CANCER OF
THE SPLEEN. IT WOULD JUST RUIN
HIS TIME AT THE BALL.
WELL, GOT TO RUN NOW.
TOODLELOO!"
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.53 13/12/1983
-----------------WHILE TENSIONS ESCALATE
ITERATE 101 TIMES
SEEK THE DEEP BETWEEN --------------
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.57 13/12/1983
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X X X X
X X ASEA OF WORDS
X X APPEARED BEFORE THE
X A X PRINCE
X STACK X TRANSPORTED TO THE
X OF X PAST HE LEAREDTHAT
X WORDS X THE FESTIVITIES WERE
X TO X A GUISE TO CAPTURE THE
X LIGHT X PRINCE'S CHLOROPHYL
X THE X BENEATH THAT LUAU LURKED
X SKY X THE VILLON OF ORANGE AGENT
X X IMPRESSING THE SKY WITH A
X X LIE THAT WOULD BRING DOOM.
X X WE THE ANCIENT ONES
X X WANT YOU TO GO AS A KNIGHT.
X X YOUR WART HAS BEEN REMOVED'
X X WE CANNOT ALLOW ROTWANG TO
X X SURROUND YOU.
X X DEEP WITHIN THIS EARTH WE
X X KNOW A WAY TO THE VOLCANO
X X FORT PITT IS WELL AWARE
X
XC X OF THIS GRAND LIE AND YOU
X X MUST FIND THE WAND OF THE
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WAND OF THE WICKED WITCH
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 23.09 13/12/1983
LA BETE:
EGAREE DANS L'AXE OUEST-EST, LA BETE VISITA UN MOMENT LE TRIANGLE DES
CORBEAUX.
CURIEUSEMENT, IL N'AVAIT PAS DE NID. LA, ELLE AVAIT ENTENDU VAGUEMENT,
ET FINALEMENT ECOUTE ATTENTIVEMENT LES ECHOS QUI LUI PARVENAIT.
QUELLE REPUTATION ELLE AVAIT !
JAMAIS ELLE N'AURAIT CRU QU'ON PUISSE ETRE SI MECHANT !
D"ABORD, ELLE N'AVAIT PAS DETRUIT LE ROYAUME DE CHLOROPHYLE. ELLE
FAUDRAIT D'AILLEURS QU'ELLE ECLAICISSE CETTE HISTOIRE. CECI ETAIT
SUREMENT OEUVRE D'HOMME. ET SURTOUT, ELLE NE VOULAIT AUCUN MAL A LA
PRINCESSE. ELLE L'AIMAIT BIEN, CETTE PETITE. IL FALLAIT ABSOLUMENT ALLER
AU BAL. CETTE REPUTATION VENAIT SUREMENT DU FAIT QUE PERSONNE NE L'AVAIT
ENCORE VU DANSER. D'AILLEURS, ELLE RESERVERAIT LE PREMIER TANGO AU VILAIN.
ELLE LEUR FERAIT VOIR, A TOUS, COMMENT BELLE PEUT DEVENIR LA BETE.
HEUREUSE DE CETTE DECISION, ET D'AILLEURS FATIGUE D'ATTENDRE LA FORMULE
IDEALE, ELLE PARTIT PAR LA RIVE GAUCHE DU SAINT-LAURENT EN DEGUSTANT DES
RED NECKS ET EN FREDONNANT SA CHANSON FAVORITE :
"QUEL MAGICIEN LA CONNAITRA ?"
AH ! QUEL FILOU LA VOLERA ?
POUR DONNER A MASSETTE UN BAISER. ( BIS )
QUELLE PRINCESSE LA CHANTERA ?
QUEL HOMME SAGE L'INVENTERA ?
POUR DONNER A MASSETTE UN GATEAU. ( BIS )
QUEL JEUNE PRINCE L'EMBRASSERA ?
QUELLE MARRAINE LA LUI DONNERA ?
POUR RENDRE A MASSETTE UN SOURIRE. (BIS)
QUEL SCELERAT L'OUBLIERA ?
QUEL FOUT LA DANSERA ?
POUR DIRE A MASSETTE UN MOT DOUX. ( BIS )
QUEL APPRENTI-SORCIER LA VENDRA ?
QUELLE SORCIERE LA BALAIERA ?
POR FAIRE DANSER LA BELLE MASSETTE. ( BIS )
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 01.10 14/12/1983
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AMERICAAMERICAAM AAXSSLAND AFRICAAFRICAAFRICAAFR
AMERICA AMERICAAME SAXISLAND AFRICAAFRICAAFRICAAFR
AMERICAAMERICAAMER SAXISLANDS AFRICAAFRICAAFRICAAF
AMERICAAMERICAAMER SAXISLANDS AFRICAAFRICAAFRICAAF
AMERICAAMERICAAMERI SAXISLANDSA AFRICA AFRICA AFRIC
AMERICAAMERICAMMERI SAXISLANDSA AFRICAAFRICAAFRIC
AMERICAAMERICAAMER SAX SAXISLANDSAX AFRICAAFRICAAF
AMERICAAMERICAAM SAXISLA SAXISLANDSAX AFRICAAFRI
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AMERICAAMER SAXISLANDSAX SAXISALANDSAX AFRICAA
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S A X I S L A N D
PRINCESSE CHLOROPHYL
PADDLES HER CANOE MADE OF LETTRES WROTTEN ON BIRCH BARK.
UNDER THE EVIL EYE OF THE GGGGGGGGGG MAGICIEN
AS 4 BLACK RAVENS CIRCLE OVER HEARD.
SHE IS GOING TO THE BALL. " OH CHERE GRAND'MERE POUR EMPRUNTER
TA GRAMMAIRE, POUR IMPRIMER L'INCANTATION SUR LA BETE".
!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHEN SUDDENLY SWEEPS DOWN CALIGUALA WHO STEALS HER
AWAY TO SAX ISLAND.
"YOU WILL BE MY DATE LINE SAYS HE. WE' LL TOGETHER TO THE BALL.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SE
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 02.23 14/12/1983
YUP. THE PRINZ HAS TROUBLES, ALL RIGHT. THE DOORBELL
DIDN'T WORK, AND HE DISCOVERS THAT ITS RING HAS REPLACED
HIS VOICE. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE WORK OF HIS YOUNGER BROTHER,
THE MALCONTENT WITH THE TROPHY CASE AND BEDRIDDEN DRAGON. HE
HAS CONSPIRED WITH THE MAGICIAN, AND APPARENTLY WAS NOT LONG
IN CONVINCING HIM TO AGREE TO THIS CRUELTY--
" AW, DO IT,".
" BUT, PERHAPS..."
" HO. A LOUD DOORBELL CLATTERING WITHIN HIM
WHENEVER HE OPENS HIS MMOUTH TO SPEAK?!
THE IMPLICATIONS ARE ENORMOUS..."
ETC. ETC., AND SO IT WAS DONE.
CLEARLY OLD KING ROLAND'S BOYS ARE CAUSING ENOUGH TROUBLE AT
HOME FOR HIM TO FEEL A KINGLY, PIERCING URGENCY WHEN DEALING
IN INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS-- WITCHES AND FOOLS ABROAD BE DAMNED.
ISOLATIONISM AT WORK.
POOR MAN.
STOP
SEND
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 02.53 14/12/1983
PRINCESS CHLORPHL
W" WELL I"LL BE DARNED" CRIED PRINCESS KLORFILL WHEN THE PRINSES BAD NEWS
REACHED HER BY RAVENPOST. "FIRST HIS BALLS AND NOW HIS VOICE" SHE LAMENTED,
"AND JUST WHEN I NEEDED HIM MOPST".
"AND THAT NOGOOD FAIRY GODMOTHER THINKING OF NOTHING BUT HER DAMNED COMPUTER
GRAPHICS AND QUEEN STREET PARTIES WHO"S GOING GET ME OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF
CAL (AS SHE CALLED THE VILLAIN CALIGULA) ...WHO"S GOING TO FIX HIM AND HIS
FILTHY PLANS AND UNSIGHTLY SKIN CONDITION ?"
HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP SHE CRIED
OR RATHER "HHHHHHEEEELLLLPPPP". BUT ALL SHE HEARD WAS A FAINT RINGING SOUND
OF THE DOORBELL.
A VERY SMALL COMFORT INDEED.
AND THEN THERE ARE , OF COURSE ...........THE CORKS.
BUT MORE ABOUT THAT LATER.
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 05.37 14/12/1983
LA PRINCESSE
VETUE DE SON EMSEMBLE "TRAVOLTA TRAVIATA "EN SKAI DE SOIE A VERS,CHAUSS
EE DE SES POMPES DE CHEZ JOURDAIN ET PARFUMEE DU CINQIEME FLACON TROUVE
CHEZ CHAMELLE,LA PAUVRE CHLOROPHYLE SE MORFONDAIT SUR L'ILE OU ELLE ETA
IT PRISONNIERE DE L'AFFREUX CALIGULA.
TREMBLANTE ET VERTE DE RAGE,ELLE SE REMMEMORAIT SON KIDNAPPING.
TOUTE EFFERVESCENTE A L'IDEE D'ALLER A LA PARTIE DE LA FEE MARRAINE,
ELLE N'AVAIT PAS REMARQUE QUE LES MEANDRES DU FLEUVES L'AVAIENT EMMENES
DANS UNE EPAISSE FORET TROPICALE.DE LONGUES LIANES FORMAIENT UN RIDEAU
DE VERDURE,LES BABA OBA,LES CRAKS A TOHA,LES CROQUES DEMOISELLES
AVEC UNE PREFERENCE POUR LES ODILES) FOISSONNAIENT.CHLOROPHYLE SE
RENDIT A L'EVIDENCE:
ELLE ETAIT EGAREE!
"OH ZUT,QUELLE POISSE ,JE VAIS ETRE EN RETARD A LA FETE...N'Y AURAIT IL
POINT QUELQUES INDIGENES A QUI JE POURRAIS DEMANDER CONSEILS?
DANS L'INCONSCIENCE DE SA FOLLE JEUNESSE,ELLE POSA LE PIED (CHAUSSE
RAPPELLONS LE PAR JOURDAIN) SUR LE SOL DE CETTE TERRE VIERGE DES MONDES
INTERDITS.
LE SOL ETAIT POREUX ET VISQUEUX
SSSSCCCCHHHHHHUUUUUIIIII
C'EN ETAIT FAIT DES PIEDS DE LA BELLE!
"OH BEN NON ALORS,ME VOILA AVEC LES PIEDS PLUS CROTTES QUE LES SABOTS
DE LA BELLE HELENE...
C'EST ALORS QU'UN PAN DE VERDURE S'ECARTA..
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-T'AS DE BEAUX YEUX TU SAIS...
ET TA SOEUR!
REPODIT CHLOROPHYLE DEDAIGNEUSEMENT MEPRISANTE
HUMILIE,LE DETESTABLE CALIGULA BONDIT SUR ELLE ET LA CAPTURA AVEC SON
FILET A PAPILLONS.
CEDANT A DE BAS INSTINCTS,IL VOULU ABUSER D'ELLE
MAIAIAIAIS OU MEEEEEEEHH
ELLE AVAIT SA CEINTURE DE CHASTETE
D DERNIER REMPART DE SA VIRGINITE
DONT LA FEE MARRAINE
SEULE AVAIT LA CLEF
ET LE VILAIN FURIEUX
D'AVOIR ETE AINSI BAFOUE
SUR L'ILE DE SEX ISLAND L'A EMMENEE
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ET CHLOROPHYLE DE SE LAMENTER DANS SA PRISON:
-QUI DONC VIENDRA ME DELIVRER,ET DE TOUS MES PROBLEMES APPORTER LA CLEF?
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 09.18 14/12/1983
X
X X
X X
X X
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X HEAD X
X X
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THE WISE OLD MAN, KIM B.S. KIM SCHEE, IS RESTING HIS HEAD ON THE BLACK SAND O
F
THE GREATR ISLAND, TEARS FOR THE LOST PRINCESS RUNNING DOWN HIS HORNEY HOARY OLD
FACE. HE IS SUDDENLY TWEAKED INTO REALITY BY A FEELER ON HIS BULBOUS NOSE. TH
E
HARLEQUIN COCKROACH MYSTICS THE URGENCY OF TIME AND SPACE. THE WORLD IS CONVERG
ING
ON THE MAGIC ISLANDS AND THE BALL IS UNPREPARED FOR AS OF YET. WHERE? BLINKS
KIMO.
HARLEQUIN COCK STIRS HIS MEMORY -- THE CONSUMATION SPOT OF HIS TRYST WITH THE FA
IRY
GODMOTHER - THE ANCIENT UNDERGROUND CAVERN OF THE LOST ALII OF HAWAII WHICH EVEN
TODAY
RESOUNDS THE SOUNDS OF DARING KRACKEN KAHUNA AND THE THOUSAND COSMIC PEARLY SHEE
LLS.
THE ONLY SPOT WHERE ALL CAN CONVERGE WITHOUT THE HANDS OF TIME HAVING A PSYCHOTI
C BREAK WITH
GRANDFATHER CLOCK. WISE OLD MAN KIMO - "THIS IS UNWISE. THE WAY IS SO TREACHER
OUS THAT
ONLY SELF-ACTUATLIZED DRAGONS AHVE MUCH HOPE OF FINDING THE WAY LET ALONE SURVIV
ING
.T" HARLEQUIN DANCES IN HIS EYES THE CALL OF COCKS, OF COURSE. NOT SINCE THE
DAYS OF THE QUEEN HAVE THE FIGHTING BANTAMS BEEN CALLED TO VOICE. RIDING
THE DIAMOND DUST OF HIS COCKROACH, KIMO TELEPORTS HIMSELF TO THE ISLE OF
FREEWAYS AND WENDS HIS WAY IN A BORROWED 72 TOYOTA TO THE FOOT OF LITTER-STREWN
DIAMOND HEAD CRATER, TALISMAN OF A 1001 POSTCARDS. COCKS FROM THE NEARBY
KAHALA CHICKEN FARM BEGIN THEIR EERIE VIRBATO CONTRALTO WHICH WILL DRAW ALL
LOVERS AND COMBATANTS ALIKE TO THIS SPOT, FROM WHICH THE BOWELS OF DIAMOND HEAD
WILL SWALLOW THEM (HOPEFULLY WITHOUT TOO MUCH MASTICATION). "TIME TO PAVE THE
WAY MY LITTLE CHICK-A-DEE-ROACH, EH?" THE WISE ONE SPUTTERS. FROM THE TOP
OF DIAMOND HEAD'S CUTTING EDGE, THREE STAFF TURNS, TWO ANTIEVIL GURGLES AND
ONE HAIL MAGICIAN, AND THE EARTH SWALLOWS HE[.]THE^ WISE OLD ONE ROACH AND ALL.
DOWN THE DEADLY INSECTICIDE TI LEAF SLIDE, SPLASHED INTO THE GREAT BUBBLING
CONTAM LAKE, ATTACKED BY BROKEN BEER BOTTLE BARRACUDA, KIMO STAGGERS TO
THE NEAR
FAR SHORE IN ONE PIECE, DUE ONLY TO THE SUPREME EFFORT OF
HARLEQUIN COCKROACH, WHOSE EXPANDED AURA WARDED OFF ALL
COMERS AND DOERS. NOT WITHOUT PRICE, HOWEVER, LIMP
ROACH MUST HIDE IN KIMO]S BEARD FOR ANON AND REST
LEAVING KIMO WITH ONLY HIS CUNNING AND HIS
SECUAL DRIVES TO GET HIM PAST THE GUARDIAN
SPECTRES OF UNDERGROUND:
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X X
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X X
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FIRST, UP A HEAD, THE PRO CHERRY PORTAL, EASILY GOTTEN BY
WITH A FEW ADOLESCENT ONE-LINERS: "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL
MY LIFE, BABY?" ETC. DOWN THE WYAY,
THE DANGEROUS SLIPPERY ANTI MERDE BRIDGE,
NVIGATED FINALLY BY SOME BRILLIANT
POOP POOP DE DOO'S.
T R O U B L E......
THE INFAMOUS REAGAN LANDSLIDE
BLOCKS THE WAY STUDDEN WITH
EXPLODING POLITCAL RHETORIC
BOUDLDERS. KIMO PAUSES
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R A BEER OR TWO OR THREE TO WAIT OUT THE DEFLATION.
DISPLAY 639
NO.639 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 20.14 20/12/1983
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 19.21 13/12/1983
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD PARTY FOR SEEING PEOPLE AS THEY REALLY ARE.
[.]ND I,KALIGULA, AM PREPARED TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF GIVING YOU
A LITTLE GUIDED TOUR OF THE RAG BAG OF DISSOLUTE NURDS WHO
POPULATE THIS FAIRYTALE.
OH, ISEE THAT FLAKEY THE MAGICIAN HAS DEIGNED TO PAY US A VISIT
FRPM PARIS. OF COURSE WE MUSTN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE FACT THAT
HE WAS THROWN OUT OF THE MAGIC CIRCLE FOR FEEBLE MINDEDNESS...AND HAS SINCE BEEN
SCRATCHING A LIVING AS A CONJURER FOR THE UNDER
TENS. STILL PARIS COULD BE HIS BIG BREAK.......................................
.........................
......
........................AND AS FOR THE WITCH, ................THAT GRIZLY OLD SH
EILA
....
.....
.......
WE ALL KNOW THAT SHE WAS STRUCK OFF THE OCCULT REGISTER FOR BADLY PERFORMED BACK
STREET ABORTIONS........................
SHAME ON YOU........................STILLL NO MORE ABOYT THAT, THIS IS A FAMILY
SHOW AND WE
AL KNOW THAT CHRISTMAS IS A TIME FOR GIVING.........(HEAD)................
[.]OT THAT I'M EYEING UP CHLOROPHYLL........WHO WITH A BRAIN LIKE THAT
MIGHT AS WELL BE CALL CHLOROFORM. STILL SHE COULD BE WORSE OFF, SHE COULD BE L
IKE THE
PITIFUL PRINCE FROM PITTSBURG........WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN
DOINING IN THE STORY SO FAR...BUT HE'S SURE TO BE BLING ..BLIND BY
THE END OF IT
ALOHA, OLD MAN...WHAT'S THIS ABOUT FIGHTING COCKS......X)xz
wzzzzzzw.TLxTHIS BE A CASE OF COCK A DOODSLE DOO AND ANY COCK WILL DO??????????????????????
???????????????????????[.]??
BUT I REALLY MUSTR FIND BETTE THE BEAST........AS A CONNOISSEUR
OF BAD BREATH I MUST GO AND SAMPLE HER FETID BREW.......... THEY TELL ME THAT 83
IS A VERY GOOD YEAR (AGE)
INDIDENTALLT FLAKEY, DO THEY CALL YOU THAT BECAUSE OF YOUR TERRIBLE
PSORIASIS.......................................................................
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................................(AND WHO SAYS THAT KALIGULA'S A SOFTY???????????
????????????????????)
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 19.48 13/12/1983
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FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.22 13/12/1983
SLIPPING OUT OF THE BACK DOOR OF THE PARTY, TO WHERE OUR NEW MODE OF
TRANSPORT IS WAITING.
( WHICH WE KEP SORRY KEEP AS A DUTCH SECRET()
RETURNING
WITH
SOME...............................
COSMIC DUSTY GRIT GLITTERS
TO SPRINKLE ON THE HAWAIAN SANDWICHES.
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.51 13/12/1983
$DARLING PRINCESS....THERE IS SOMETHING IM MUST TELL YOU.......
IT SEEMS IMPORTANT AFTER OUR LITTLE RENDEZ VOUS THE OTHER NIGHT...
THE DOCTOR HAS CONFIRMED THAT I DO HAVE HERPES....
IT WAS DELICIOUS BUT WAS IT WORTH IT?............BUT FEAR
NOT, MY LOVE, THE FOOL IN SAN FRANCISCO HAS AGREED TO
COME TO OUR AIDS...........KISSEE KISSS KALIGULA
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 21.10 13/12/1983
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER
HAS NOW POOFED INTO THE PRINCE'S BEDROOM, AND BANGING HER WAND ON HIS
HEAD YELLS, )UP LAZY+BONES...WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD PRINCESS IN THIS FAIRYTALE, AND ALL YOU DO IS STARE AT
YOUR TRACK MEDALS
WHY DON'T YOU INVITE HER TO THE BALL?"
P.S. "I WILL TURN YOUR COMPUTER INTO A TUBE OF CLEARASIL ACNE CREAM."
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 21.43 13/12/1983
FROM THE FAIRY GODMOTHER, LA FEE MARRAINE
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER WENT STRAIGHT FROM THE PRINCE'S BEDROOM TO THE
DOCTOR'S OFFICE TO PICK UP THREE GALLONS OF CLEARASIL FOR THE BEAST.
"SO, DOCTOR, DID YOU MANAGE TO
FOOL THE VILLAIN, CALIGULA,
INTO THINKING HE HAD HERPES?
"YES, HE BELIEVED EVERY WORD."
SAID THE DOCTOR WITH A WINK.
"GOOD. I WOULDN'T WANT HIM TO
KNOW THAT IT WAS REALLY CANCER OF
THE SPLEEN. IT WOULD JUST RUIN
HIS TIME AT THE BALL.
WELL, GOT TO RUN NOW.
TOODLELOO!"
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.53 13/12/1983
-----------------WHILE TENSIONS ESCALATE
ITERATE 101 TIMES
SEEK THE DEEP BETWEEN --------------
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.57 13/12/1983
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YT I P Y
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X X X X
X X ASEA OF WORDS
X X APPEARED BEFORE THE
X A X PRINCE
X STACK X TRANSPORTED TO THE
X OF X PAST HE LEAREDTHAT
X WORDS X THE FESTIVITIES WERE
X TO X A GUISE TO CAPTURE THE
X LIGHT X PRINCE'S CHLOROPHYL
X THE X BENEATH THAT LUAU LURKED
X SKY X THE VILLON OF ORANGE AGENT
X X IMPRESSING THE SKY WITH A
X X LIE THAT WOULD BRING DOOM.
X X WE THE ANCIENT ONES
X X WANT YOU TO GO AS A KNIGHT.
X X YOUR WART HAS BEEN REMOVED'
X X WE CANNOT ALLOW ROTWANG TO
X X SURROUND YOU.
X X DEEP WITHIN THIS EARTH WE
X X KNOW A WAY TO THE VOLCANO
X X FORT PITT IS WELL AWARE
X
XC X OF THIS GRAND LIE AND YOU
X X MUST FIND THE WAND OF THE
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WAND OF THE WICKED WITCH
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 23.09 13/12/1983
LA BETE:
EGAREE DANS L'AXE OUEST-EST, LA BETE VISITA UN MOMENT LE TRIANGLE DES
CORBEAUX.
CURIEUSEMENT, IL N'AVAIT PAS DE NID. LA, ELLE AVAIT ENTENDU VAGUEMENT,
ET FINALEMENT ECOUTE ATTENTIVEMENT LES ECHOS QUI LUI PARVENAIT.
QUELLE REPUTATION ELLE AVAIT !
JAMAIS ELLE N'AURAIT CRU QU'ON PUISSE ETRE SI MECHANT !
D"ABORD, ELLE N'AVAIT PAS DETRUIT LE ROYAUME DE CHLOROPHYLE. ELLE
FAUDRAIT D'AILLEURS QU'ELLE ECLAICISSE CETTE HISTOIRE. CECI ETAIT
SUREMENT OEUVRE D'HOMME. ET SURTOUT, ELLE NE VOULAIT AUCUN MAL A LA
PRINCESSE. ELLE L'AIMAIT BIEN, CETTE PETITE. IL FALLAIT ABSOLUMENT ALLER
AU BAL. CETTE REPUTATION VENAIT SUREMENT DU FAIT QUE PERSONNE NE L'AVAIT
ENCORE VU DANSER. D'AILLEURS, ELLE RESERVERAIT LE PREMIER TANGO AU VILAIN.
ELLE LEUR FERAIT VOIR, A TOUS, COMMENT BELLE PEUT DEVENIR LA BETE.
HEUREUSE DE CETTE DECISION, ET D'AILLEURS FATIGUE D'ATTENDRE LA FORMULE
IDEALE, ELLE PARTIT PAR LA RIVE GAUCHE DU SAINT-LAURENT EN DEGUSTANT DES
RED NECKS ET EN FREDONNANT SA CHANSON FAVORITE :
"QUEL MAGICIEN LA CONNAITRA ?"
AH ! QUEL FILOU LA VOLERA ?
POUR DONNER A MASSETTE UN BAISER. ( BIS )
QUELLE PRINCESSE LA CHANTERA ?
QUEL HOMME SAGE L'INVENTERA ?
POUR DONNER A MASSETTE UN GATEAU. ( BIS )
QUEL JEUNE PRINCE L'EMBRASSERA ?
QUELLE MARRAINE LA LUI DONNERA ?
POUR RENDRE A MASSETTE UN SOURIRE. (BIS)
QUEL SCELERAT L'OUBLIERA ?
QUEL FOUT LA DANSERA ?
POUR DIRE A MASSETTE UN MOT DOUX. ( BIS )
QUEL APPRENTI-SORCIER LA VENDRA ?
QUELLE SORCIERE LA BALAIERA ?
POR FAIRE DANSER LA BELLE MASSETTE. ( BIS )
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 01.10 14/12/1983
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AMERICAAMERI SAXISLAND AFRICAAFRICAAFRICA
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AMERICAAMERICAAM AAXSSLAND AFRICAAFRICAAFRICAAFR
AMERICA AMERICAAME SAXISLAND AFRICAAFRICAAFRICAAFR
AMERICAAMERICAAMER SAXISLANDS AFRICAAFRICAAFRICAAF
AMERICAAMERICAAMER SAXISLANDS AFRICAAFRICAAFRICAAF
AMERICAAMERICAAMERI SAXISLANDSA AFRICA AFRICA AFRIC
AMERICAAMERICAMMERI SAXISLANDSA AFRICAAFRICAAFRIC
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S A X I S L A N D
PRINCESSE CHLOROPHYL
PADDLES HER CANOE MADE OF LETTRES WROTTEN ON BIRCH BARK.
UNDER THE EVIL EYE OF THE GGGGGGGGGG MAGICIEN
AS 4 BLACK RAVENS CIRCLE OVER HEARD.
SHE IS GOING TO THE BALL. " OH CHERE GRAND'MERE POUR EMPRUNTER
TA GRAMMAIRE, POUR IMPRIMER L'INCANTATION SUR LA BETE".
!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHEN SUDDENLY SWEEPS DOWN CALIGUALA WHO STEALS HER
AWAY TO SAX ISLAND.
"YOU WILL BE MY DATE LINE SAYS HE. WE' LL TOGETHER TO THE BALL.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SE
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 02.23 14/12/1983
YUP. THE PRINZ HAS TROUBLES, ALL RIGHT. THE DOORBELL
DIDN'T WORK, AND HE DISCOVERS THAT ITS RING HAS REPLACED
HIS VOICE. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE WORK OF HIS YOUNGER BROTHER,
THE MALCONTENT WITH THE TROPHY CASE AND BEDRIDDEN DRAGON. HE
HAS CONSPIRED WITH THE MAGICIAN, AND APPARENTLY WAS NOT LONG
IN CONVINCING HIM TO AGREE TO THIS CRUELTY--
" AW, DO IT,".
" BUT, PERHAPS..."
" HO. A LOUD DOORBELL CLATTERING WITHIN HIM
WHENEVER HE OPENS HIS MMOUTH TO SPEAK?!
THE IMPLICATIONS ARE ENORMOUS..."
ETC. ETC., AND SO IT WAS DONE.
CLEARLY OLD KING ROLAND'S BOYS ARE CAUSING ENOUGH TROUBLE AT
HOME FOR HIM TO FEEL A KINGLY, PIERCING URGENCY WHEN DEALING
IN INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS-- WITCHES AND FOOLS ABROAD BE DAMNED.
ISOLATIONISM AT WORK.
POOR MAN.
STOP
SEND
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 02.53 14/12/1983
PRINCESS CHLORPHL
W" WELL I"LL BE DARNED" CRIED PRINCESS KLORFILL WHEN THE PRINSES BAD NEWS
REACHED HER BY RAVENPOST. "FIRST HIS BALLS AND NOW HIS VOICE" SHE LAMENTED,
"AND JUST WHEN I NEEDED HIM MOPST".
"AND THAT NOGOOD FAIRY GODMOTHER THINKING OF NOTHING BUT HER DAMNED COMPUTER
GRAPHICS AND QUEEN STREET PARTIES WHO"S GOING GET ME OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF
CAL (AS SHE CALLED THE VILLAIN CALIGULA) ...WHO"S GOING TO FIX HIM AND HIS
FILTHY PLANS AND UNSIGHTLY SKIN CONDITION ?"
HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP SHE CRIED
OR RATHER "HHHHHHEEEELLLLPPPP". BUT ALL SHE HEARD WAS A FAINT RINGING SOUND
OF THE DOORBELL.
A VERY SMALL COMFORT INDEED.
AND THEN THERE ARE , OF COURSE ...........THE CORKS.
BUT MORE ABOUT THAT LATER.
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 05.37 14/12/1983
LA PRINCESSE
VETUE DE SON EMSEMBLE "TRAVOLTA TRAVIATA "EN SKAI DE SOIE A VERS,CHAUSS
EE DE SES POMPES DE CHEZ JOURDAIN ET PARFUMEE DU CINQIEME FLACON TROUVE
CHEZ CHAMELLE,LA PAUVRE CHLOROPHYLE SE MORFONDAIT SUR L'ILE OU ELLE ETA
IT PRISONNIERE DE L'AFFREUX CALIGULA.
TREMBLANTE ET VERTE DE RAGE,ELLE SE REMMEMORAIT SON KIDNAPPING.
TOUTE EFFERVESCENTE A L'IDEE D'ALLER A LA PARTIE DE LA FEE MARRAINE,
ELLE N'AVAIT PAS REMARQUE QUE LES MEANDRES DU FLEUVES L'AVAIENT EMMENES
DANS UNE EPAISSE FORET TROPICALE.DE LONGUES LIANES FORMAIENT UN RIDEAU
DE VERDURE,LES BABA OBA,LES CRAKS A TOHA,LES CROQUES DEMOISELLES
AVEC UNE PREFERENCE POUR LES ODILES) FOISSONNAIENT.CHLOROPHYLE SE
RENDIT A L'EVIDENCE:
ELLE ETAIT EGAREE!
"OH ZUT,QUELLE POISSE ,JE VAIS ETRE EN RETARD A LA FETE...N'Y AURAIT IL
POINT QUELQUES INDIGENES A QUI JE POURRAIS DEMANDER CONSEILS?
DANS L'INCONSCIENCE DE SA FOLLE JEUNESSE,ELLE POSA LE PIED (CHAUSSE
RAPPELLONS LE PAR JOURDAIN) SUR LE SOL DE CETTE TERRE VIERGE DES MONDES
INTERDITS.
LE SOL ETAIT POREUX ET VISQUEUX
SSSSCCCCHHHHHHUUUUUIIIII
C'EN ETAIT FAIT DES PIEDS DE LA BELLE!
"OH BEN NON ALORS,ME VOILA AVEC LES PIEDS PLUS CROTTES QUE LES SABOTS
DE LA BELLE HELENE...
C'EST ALORS QU'UN PAN DE VERDURE S'ECARTA..
ET
QUE
BRUTALEMENT
SANS
AUTRE
FORME
DE
PROCES
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RENCONTRERENT
LES
YEUX
DU
VILAIN
DANS LA BRUME QUI AVAIT ENVAHI LE QUAI,ON ENTENDIT CES MOTS:
-T'AS DE BEAUX YEUX TU SAIS...
ET TA SOEUR!
REPODIT CHLOROPHYLE DEDAIGNEUSEMENT MEPRISANTE
HUMILIE,LE DETESTABLE CALIGULA BONDIT SUR ELLE ET LA CAPTURA AVEC SON
FILET A PAPILLONS.
CEDANT A DE BAS INSTINCTS,IL VOULU ABUSER D'ELLE
MAIAIAIAIS OU MEEEEEEEHH
ELLE AVAIT SA CEINTURE DE CHASTETE
D DERNIER REMPART DE SA VIRGINITE
DONT LA FEE MARRAINE
SEULE AVAIT LA CLEF
ET LE VILAIN FURIEUX
D'AVOIR ETE AINSI BAFOUE
SUR L'ILE DE SEX ISLAND L'A EMMENEE
............
.........
ET CHLOROPHYLE DE SE LAMENTER DANS SA PRISON:
-QUI DONC VIENDRA ME DELIVRER,ET DE TOUS MES PROBLEMES APPORTER LA CLEF?
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 09.18 14/12/1983
X
X X
X X
X X
X DIAMOND X
X HEAD X
X X
X
X X X
X
X X X DEADLY
INSECTICIDE X
X TI LEAF
SLIDE X
X THE ANTI MERDE PRO CHERRY
X
X REAGAN O BRIDGE PORTAL ---------
X
X LANDSLIDE OOO--------------------------------
X
X OOOO -------- O --------- BBBBB BROKE
N BEER S
X OOOOO BBBB BOTTL
E BARACUDA X
X CONTAM LAKE
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THE WISE OLD MAN, KIM B.S. KIM SCHEE, IS RESTING HIS HEAD ON THE BLACK SAND O
F
THE GREATR ISLAND, TEARS FOR THE LOST PRINCESS RUNNING DOWN HIS HORNEY HOARY OLD
FACE. HE IS SUDDENLY TWEAKED INTO REALITY BY A FEELER ON HIS BULBOUS NOSE. TH
E
HARLEQUIN COCKROACH MYSTICS THE URGENCY OF TIME AND SPACE. THE WORLD IS CONVERG
ING
ON THE MAGIC ISLANDS AND THE BALL IS UNPREPARED FOR AS OF YET. WHERE? BLINKS
KIMO.
HARLEQUIN COCK STIRS HIS MEMORY -- THE CONSUMATION SPOT OF HIS TRYST WITH THE FA
IRY
GODMOTHER - THE ANCIENT UNDERGROUND CAVERN OF THE LOST ALII OF HAWAII WHICH EVEN
TODAY
RESOUNDS THE SOUNDS OF DARING KRACKEN KAHUNA AND THE THOUSAND COSMIC PEARLY SHEE
LLS.
THE ONLY SPOT WHERE ALL CAN CONVERGE WITHOUT THE HANDS OF TIME HAVING A PSYCHOTI
C BREAK WITH
GRANDFATHER CLOCK. WISE OLD MAN KIMO - "THIS IS UNWISE. THE WAY IS SO TREACHER
OUS THAT
ONLY SELF-ACTUATLIZED DRAGONS AHVE MUCH HOPE OF FINDING THE WAY LET ALONE SURVIV
ING
.T" HARLEQUIN DANCES IN HIS EYES THE CALL OF COCKS, OF COURSE. NOT SINCE THE
DAYS OF THE QUEEN HAVE THE FIGHTING BANTAMS BEEN CALLED TO VOICE. RIDING
THE DIAMOND DUST OF HIS COCKROACH, KIMO TELEPORTS HIMSELF TO THE ISLE OF
FREEWAYS AND WENDS HIS WAY IN A BORROWED 72 TOYOTA TO THE FOOT OF LITTER-STREWN
DIAMOND HEAD CRATER, TALISMAN OF A 1001 POSTCARDS. COCKS FROM THE NEARBY
KAHALA CHICKEN FARM BEGIN THEIR EERIE VIRBATO CONTRALTO WHICH WILL DRAW ALL
LOVERS AND COMBATANTS ALIKE TO THIS SPOT, FROM WHICH THE BOWELS OF DIAMOND HEAD
WILL SWALLOW THEM (HOPEFULLY WITHOUT TOO MUCH MASTICATION). "TIME TO PAVE THE
WAY MY LITTLE CHICK-A-DEE-ROACH, EH?" THE WISE ONE SPUTTERS. FROM THE TOP
OF DIAMOND HEAD'S CUTTING EDGE, THREE STAFF TURNS, TWO ANTIEVIL GURGLES AND
ONE HAIL MAGICIAN, AND THE EARTH SWALLOWS HE[.]THE^ WISE OLD ONE ROACH AND ALL.
DOWN THE DEADLY INSECTICIDE TI LEAF SLIDE, SPLASHED INTO THE GREAT BUBBLING
CONTAM LAKE, ATTACKED BY BROKEN BEER BOTTLE BARRACUDA, KIMO STAGGERS TO
THE NEAR
FAR SHORE IN ONE PIECE, DUE ONLY TO THE SUPREME EFFORT OF
HARLEQUIN COCKROACH, WHOSE EXPANDED AURA WARDED OFF ALL
COMERS AND DOERS. NOT WITHOUT PRICE, HOWEVER, LIMP
ROACH MUST HIDE IN KIMO]S BEARD FOR ANON AND REST
LEAVING KIMO WITH ONLY HIS CUNNING AND HIS
SECUAL DRIVES TO GET HIM PAST THE GUARDIAN
SPECTRES OF UNDERGROUND:
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X X
X X
X X
X D B X
X X
X J X
X (---) X
X X
X X
X
FIRST, UP A HEAD, THE PRO CHERRY PORTAL, EASILY GOTTEN BY
WITH A FEW ADOLESCENT ONE-LINERS: "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL
MY LIFE, BABY?" ETC. DOWN THE WYAY,
THE DANGEROUS SLIPPERY ANTI MERDE BRIDGE,
NVIGATED FINALLY BY SOME BRILLIANT
POOP POOP DE DOO'S.
T R O U B L E......
THE INFAMOUS REAGAN LANDSLIDE
BLOCKS THE WAY STUDDEN WITH
EXPLODING POLITCAL RHETORIC
BOUDLDERS. KIMO PAUSES
F
F
O
O
R
R A BEER OR TWO OR THREE TO WAIT OUT THE DEFLATION.
DISPLAY 730
NO.730 FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 15.07 21/12/1983
FROM THE FAIRY GODMOTHER
MESSAGE DELAYED BY TECHNICAL PROBLEMS
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER
LOOKED AROUND
AT THE SO+CALLED
"LAST SUPPER"
THE ONLY SIGN OF FOOD WAS THE MAPLE SYRUP SHE HAD BROUGHT HERSELF,
AND THERE WASN'T EVEN ANYTHING TO SPREAD IT ON.
+++++ THE WITCH WAS GUZZLINGG THE STUFF STRAIGHT,
BUT THE F.G.M. HAD TOO MUCH CLASS
TO RISK GETTING GOO ON HER NEW FISHNET STOCKING.
+++++++++++ THE WISE OLD MAN JUST SAT IN THE CORNER
WATCHING COLORADO VIDEOS.
++++++++++++++++++ THE SORCEROR'S APPRENTICE WAS PLAYING WITH
TEH 'DO+IT+YOURSELF' CHEMISTRY SET SHE HAD
GIVEN HIM, TRYING TO FIND A CURE FOR HIS
HYDROCEPHELIA, BUT SO AR HE HAD ONLY FOUND
A CURE FOR OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
++++++ THE MAGICIAN WAS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH, STINKING OF FOSTER'S,
SO SHE POKED HIM WITH HER WAND, YELLING,
"WAKE UP, FLAKEY!"
HIS EYES OPENED.
"LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU HAIRY BAUDMOTHER!"
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"THIS ROCK ISN'T ROLLING." THOUGHT THE FFAIRY GODMOTHER.
"TTO AYER'S HUMAN, BUT TO BE BORING'S UNFFORGIVEABLE."
"LOOK OUT WORLD!
IT'S ENCHANTING TIME!!!"
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SHE FLEW ABOVE THE PRINCE'S KINGDOM, LISTENING FOR HIS CROAK.
THEN SHE HEARD IT.....
"MODEM...
MODEM...
MODEM..."
SHE DRESSED HIM ELEGANTLY IN A TOP HAT AND TALES,
AND SPLASHED EAU DE "GRAND NUIT" GENEROUILLOUSLY OVER
HIS VERT SKIN.
SHE PUT AN IRON+ON TRANSFER ON HIS T+SHIRT THAT SAID...
"KISS ME I'M A FROG."
SCOOPING HIM UP, SHE FLEW TO THE SEA OF PEACE,
AND CIRCLED UNTIL SHE SAW THE PRINCESS'SS CANOE.
THE PRINCESS WAS ASLEEP, EXHAUSTED BY HOURS OF ROWING.
THE F.G.M. HUNG A TRACK MEDAL AROUND THE FROG'S NECK,
THE ONE THAT SAID IN LARGE LETTERING,
"PLANETARY
ROWING
CHAMPS"
AND PLACED HIM GENTLY IN THE BOW OF THE CANOE.
FLUTTERING ABOVE
THE TWO
SHE SPRINKLED HER MAGIC FAIRY DUST INTO THE PRINCESS'S EYES.
. * . . * .
. * . . * .
. * * . .
AS SHE LEFT, THE FAIRY SAID FONDLY,
"TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, KID.
TAKE IT FROM A FAIRY."
DISPLAY 739
NO.739 FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 15.53 21/12/1983
.....AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER....
FOOP
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.. ... ...
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.. ... ... ....
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.
DISPLAY 788
NO.788 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 01.42 31/12/1983
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 02.23 14/12/1983
YUP. THE PRINZ HAS TROUBLES, ALL RIGHT. THE DOORBELL
DIDN'T WORK, AND HE DISCOVERS THAT ITS RING HAS REPLACED
HIS VOICE. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE WORK OF HIS YOUNGER BROTHER,
THE MALCONTENT WITH THE TROPHY CASE AND BEDRIDDEN DRAGON. HE
HAS CONSPIRED WITH THE MAGICIAN, AND APPARENTLY WAS NOT LONG
IN CONVINCING HIM TO AGREE TO THIS CRUELTY--
" AW, DO IT,".
" BUT, PERHAPS..."
" HO. A LOUD DOORBELL CLATTERING WITHIN HIM
WHENEVER HE OPENS HIS MMOUTH TO SPEAK?!
THE IMPLICATIONS ARE ENORMOUS..."
ETC. ETC., AND SO IT WAS DONE.
CLEARLY OLD KING ROLAND'S BOYS ARE CAUSING ENOUGH TROUBLE AT
HOME FOR HIM TO FEEL A KINGLY, PIERCING URGENCY WHEN DEALING
IN INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS-- WITCHES AND FOOLS ABROAD BE DAMNED.
ISOLATIONISM AT WORK.
POOR MAN.
STOP
SEND
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 19.25 14/12/1983
LA BETE:
LA BETE, DANS SON VOYAGE AERIEN VERS LA CAVERNE PERDUE D'ALI BABA
S'ADONNA A PASSER AU DESSUS DE SEXILAND OU LE VILAIN HOLLANDAIS DETENAIT
LA PRINCESSE. RAVIE DU CHIC DE LA PRINCESSE, LA BETE LUI FIT UN CLIN
D'OEIL AUQUEL ELLE REPONDIT PAR UN TORRENT DE LARMES ET UNE MONTAGNE DE
CRIS QU'ELLE SE MIT A ESCALADER AFIN D'ARRIVER JUSQU'A LA BETE.
CRIS
CRISCRIS
CRISCRISCRIS
CRISCRISCRISCRISCRIS
CRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRIS
CRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRIS
CRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRIS
ELLE MANQUA DE PEU LE TAPIS MAGIQUE ET RETOMBA, SOUS L'OEIL INDIFFERENT
DE LA BETE, DANS LES BRAS ARACHNEENS DU VILAIN.
POUR LE PLUS GRAND MALHEUR DE LA PRINCESSE, ET LE PLUS GRAND BONHEUR DU
VILAIN, SA CEINTURE DE CHASTETE SE FENDIT PAR DERRIERE. LE VILAIN
HOLLANDAIS, ROMPU A TOUTES LES GYMNASTIQUES, SE PRECIPITA SUR CETTE
OUVERTURE ET TENTA DE PROFITER D'UNE SITUATION SI FAVORABLE A SES
HORRIBLES PROJETS.
LA BETE, TOTALEMENT INDIFFERENTE AU SORT QUI ATTENDAIT LA PRINCESSE ET
INCONSCIENTE D'AVOIR FAVORISE LES SOMBRES DESSEINS DU VILAIN, FUT NEANMOINS
FORT IMPRESSIONNEE PAR LA FORMIDABLE ODEUR DE CHLOROPHYLLE QUE LA RAGE DE LA
PRINCESSE LUI FASAIT EXHALER. ELLE S'ABITTIT SUR LE COUPLE SANS REFLECHIR
ET ARRACHA A LA PRINCESSE SES SOULIERS DE CHEZ JOURDAIN, QU'ELLE AVALA
GOULUMENT. L'HALEINE PETROLIFERE DE LA BETE AYANT INDISPOSE LE VILAIN, CELUI-CI
TOMBA A GENOUX, CE QUI PERMIT A LA PRINCESSE, EPERDUE, DE FUIR DE L'AUTRE
COTE DE SEXILAND OU, EPUISEE, ELLE S'ENDORMIT.
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 19.47 14/12/1983
REVE DE LA PRINCESSE:
SON REVE L'AMENA AU BAL...
ELLE APERCU LA BETE QUI, D'AVOIR VOLE SI LONGTEMPS, AU DESSUS DE TANT DE
DESERTS DE NEIGE ET DE GLACE, ENVIRONNEE D'ETOILES ET DE PLANETES, AVAIT
FAIM ET NE PENSAIT, EN ATTERRISSANT A LA SALLE DE BAL, QU'A UNE BONNE GROSSE
DOSE DE CHLOROPHYLLE. EN VOYANT LA PRINCESSE, SES YEUX S'ALLUMERENT:
ELLE EMIT QUELQUE FUMEE, MAIS, SE RAPPELANT, A LA FRAYEUR DE CHLOROPHYLLE,
QU'ELLE AVAIT DECIDE DE L'AIMER, ELLE AVALA LE CONTENU D'UN TONNEAU QUI
SE TROUVAIT A L'ENTREE DE LA SALLE DE BAL.
ELLE RECONNUT L'EAU DOUCE ET PURE DE CHITAGAMA ET FUT TOUT EMUE DE LA
DELICATE ATTENTION DU VILAIN HOLLANDAIS QUI L'AVAIT TRANSPORTE LA DE PEINE
ET D'MISERE. TOUTE REVIGOREE, SES CHEVEUX COMME DES ECORCES GLUANTES, ELLE
SE PRESSA VERS L'ORCHESTRE, NON SANS BALAYER AU PASSAGE QUELQUES INVITES.
ELLE MANQUA DE PEU D'ECRASER LA BLATTE ARLEQUIN, QUI NE FUT EPARGNEE QUE
PAR LE SOUFFLE PUISSANT DU MAGICIEN.
LES ACCENTS DE LA PREMIERE VALSE S'ELEVERENT A TRAVERS LA SALLE, MONTERENT
JUSQU'AU PLAFOND, REDESCENDIRENT ET ATTEIGNIRENT ENFIN LES OREILLES LISSEES
DE LA BETE QU'ELLE AVAIT CACHEES SOUS UN REPLI DE SA LONGUE QUEUE.
( QUOIQUE QU'EN DIRONT LES MOUSTACHUS !)
ELLE S'EBRANLA VERS LA BONNE FEE POUR PARTAGER AVEC ELLE SES PREMIERS
MOMENTS DE JOIE ( GGGGGGGGGGGG GNANGNANGNAN GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG).
CELLE-CI ACCEPTA UNE AUSSI DELICATE ATTENTION ET SE TRANSFORMA EN VOILE
DIAPHANE POUR MIEUX ADHERER AU RELIEF BOSSELE DE L'ENORME PRETENDANTE.
LE COUPLE MAGNIFIQUE, OCCUPANT TOUTE LA SALLE, SEULE LA BLATTE PUT ESQUISSER
QUELQUES TOURBILLONS, NON SANS QUE LE VIEL HOMME SAGE N'EUT CONSTRUIT
AUTOUR DE SON FUTUR SUPER COQ UN INDESTRUCTIBLE MUR DE CRYSTAL.
LA BETE Y LAISSA QUELQUE GOUTTES VERTES QUE LE VILAIN S'EMPRESSAIT D'EPONGER,
POUR LES OFFRIR TRAITEUSEMENT A LA PRINCESSE, DONT LA BOUCHE ETAIT SANS CESSE
TENDUE POUR RECEVOIR LE BAISER PRINCIER. LE VIEL HOMME SAGE SE MIT ALORS A
FUMER REVEUSEMENT LA ROBE DE LA PRINCESSE QUI, BIENTOT, SE RETROUVA NUE ET
EBETEE DANS UN FAUTEUIL. SE CROYANT SUR SA PLAGE FAVORITE, ELLE S'ETENDIT
TOUT DE BON ET OFFRIT SON CORPS A CE QUELLE PRIT POUR LES ARDENTS RAYONS
DU SOLEIL.
C'EST ALORS QU'ELLE SE REVEILLA....
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.46 14/12/1983
KALIGULA SPEAKING , DARLINGS, ....OH WHAT A MERRY TWIRL ON THE ISLAND ON
SAX WITH THE PRINCESS...SPASMS OF JAZZY DELIGHT.........................
...................GOLLY GOSH,I'D NEVER SEEN A CHASTITY BELT WORN ON THE
NOSE BEFORE ..........................................................!
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.23 14/12/1983
THE PRINCE WALKED TO THE WINDOW
AND LOOKED AT A LEAF. THE LEAF
WAS ON A TREE. THE PRINCE
DECIDED UPON HIS WHITE SHIRT
WITH THE VERY THIN BLUE STRIPES.
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 21.19 14/12/1983
WONDERFUL NES , FAIRY GODMOTHER, VILLAINS ALWAYS ENJOY A GOOD TERMINAL
ILLNESS, IT GIVES THEM THE CHANCE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN!
BUT BACK AT THE BALL....AND DELIGHT OF DELIGHTS..THE BEAST HAS INDEED
RESERVED THE FIRST TANGO FOR MOI MEME. WE SPIN AROUND AND AROUND....
AS IF PROPELLED BY THE DIVINE ODOUR OF HER BREATH.....................
.................HER GREAT PROTRUBERANCE OF FAT QUIVERS WITH ANTICIPATION.....TH
E GROWTH
AT THE END OF HER FOURTH BREAST TREMBLES WITH JOY ..........HER
FLESH CREEPS UNDER MY TOUCH.........WITH ONE THRUST I POSSESS HER !!!!.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=/.=
***********************************************************************
++@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH!
............FORSAKEN BY HER TREACHEROUS LOVER, THE BEAST CLUTCHES HER
BELLY IN THE CERTAIN KNOWLEDGE THAT SHE IS WITH CHILD!
.........COULD THIS BE A NEW CHARACTER?????????????????? WHAT
WILL ITS ARTEX CODE BE? THAT IS SOMETHING ONLY FLAKEY KNOWS....
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 21.41 14/12/1983
FROM THE FAIRY GODMOTHER,LA FEE MARRAINE
LA FEE MARRRAINE VOLAIT VERS L'ISLE DANS L'OCEAN DE PAIX. SES AILES
COMMENCAIT UN PEU A SE FATIGUER, CAR ELLE PORTAIT DANS SES BRAS
TOUTES LES HORS D'OEUVRES ET TOUTES LES CADEAUX QU'ELLE AVAIT PREPARE
POUR LA FETE.
.
.
.
.
.
SPLASH!
OUPS! VOILA MES ESCARGOTS VERTS QUI TOMBENT.
.
.
.
SPLASH!
OH, NON! MES SANDWICHS HAWAIIENNES ET MA TORTE AUX COCATRICES!
.
.
SPLASH!
OH, MERDE DE CORBEAUX.
SOUDAIN, ELLE S'EST APERCU QU'IL Y AVAIT DANS UNE DE SES POCHES
UNE POIDS IMPREVUE.
"QU'EST+CE+QUE C'EST QUE CA?", ELLE SE DEMANDA. "CE PARAIT ETRE
UN GENRE DE CLEF.... JE ME DEMANDE BIEN A QUOI CA SERT... "
ELLE A REMIS LE CLEF DANS SES POCHES VOLUMINEUSES, ET A CONTINUE SON VOL.
ELLE S'APERCOIT EN+DESSOUS D'ELLE L'ISLE DE SAX, UNE PETITE ISLE
HABITUELLEMENT ROCHEUSE, MAIS MAINTENANT COUVERT D'UNE ETRANGE VERDURE.
ELLE SE PENCHE UN PEU VERS LE NORD POUR EXAMINER CETTE PHENOMENE.
.
.
.
.
.
SPLASH!
ELLE SE DECIDA DE CONTINUER SA ROUTE SANS ESQUIVANCES.
ARRIVANT A L'ISLE DANS L'OCEAN DE PAIX, SON VOL DEVIENT DE PLUS EN PLUS
DIFFICILE. LE CIEL ETAIT PLEIN DE PETITES NUAGES OMINEUSES DE UNES ET DE
ZEROS.
1 0 0 1
0 1 0 1 0
1 0 0 1 0 0 1
1 0 1 0 0 1
1 0 1 0 0
1 0 0 1 1 0 0
1 0 0 11 0 0 0 0 1
0 1 0 1 1
0 1 0 0 11 0
1 0
ELLE ENTENDIT DES FAROUCHES RONRONNEMENTS PROVENANT DE LA MONTAGNE
DIAMOND HEAD. ELLE LA SURVOLAIT. QUOI FAIRE, ELLE SE DEMANDAIT.
"AH! JE SAIS!" ELLE
A CRIE. "JE VAIS LAISSER TOMBER UNE )OFF DANS L'APERTURE DE LA VOLCANE."
ELLE SORTIT UNE )OFF DE SA POCHE, ET
PRIT DELICAMMENT SA VISEE...
..
.
.
.
.
)OFF
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 22.37 14/12/1983
THE REFUGE SET BETWEEN THE EARTH AND SKY
INVOLVING LUST AND ALL THE GENTLER CRIES
COLLECTS THIS FANTASYBEYOND THE MYTHMIST
THE BREAKERS BOILING IN THE COASTAL VINES
RECALL THE PENSIVE BROTH THAT BROUGHT YOU HERE
CHAMELEON COLUMBIAN, YOUR GREATEST GREEN IS GOLD
THE OLD MAN KNOWS TO RANSOM FULL RECOVERY
FROM DOUBT,REGAIN CONVICTION,AND CAST OF
THIS NARCOLEPTIC MUD WOULD COST ME DEAR
IT'S PURCHASE CLEARLY MORE PEROGATIVE OF YOU
TAKE HALF THIS PMEGRANATE FRUIT AND GAZE
WITH EYES YOU WANT TO LOOK INTO FOREVER.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 23.02 14/12/1983
BANANA..................................BANANA................................BA
NANA.................................BANANA..........BANANA...............
..A GIANT EAGLE BANANA.................................BANANA.............
...............BANANA............BANANA................BANANA........A GIA
NT EAGLE CLAWSRAYGUN.........BANANA..........CLAWSRAYGUN..........GIANT EA
GLE.............C L A W S R A Y G U N ......................REMEBER THAT..
......................NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RAYGUN+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++OUT
ERSPACE,FAMILY DOG AND STONE BOSS REALITY, YOU +GOT ITJACK -!..........
................RUN!
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 00.34 15/12/1983
FROM THE WITCH
TRAPPED NO MORE BY THE MAGICIAN'S MALEVOLENT GAZE,I AWAKE TO THE SURGE
OF MY OWN EVIL,THAWED OUT LIKE HAN SOLO FROM HIS CARBONITE COFFIN BUT MOVING TO
A VULGAR ,VICIOUS BEAT. QUEEN OF DARKNESS, WHORE OF HATRED, I PASS
SENTENCE ON THE COWARDS' CABARET. I SHALL LAY THE SETTING FOR THIS
"FAIRY" GODMOTHER AND HER LACKEYS, NOT A DINER PARTY BUT A SNAKEPIT.
MY RAP WILL SAP BODY AND SOUL, AN ALL-NIGHTER IN A JUNKIE'S HOLE. I SHALL
SUCK THEM DRY, DEAD CUNTS AND HOLLOW MEN.
I HUSTLE FOR MY PLEASURE, DEAL IN PAIN. A SHRIEK LEAPS UP FROM MY
MASSING BROOD. BLACK MASCARA'D LEGIONS WRAP ME IN BURNING EMBRACE.
FLASHED DANCE IN HOT PANTS, DRESSED IN PORNO-MURDEROUS DESIRE, TATTTOED
WITH THE OBSCENE RECIPE OF SEX.
READY FOR ACTION , I JUMP IN
THE RED CORVETTE, SHAKESPEARE IN THE REAR PREPARING THE BREW AS I CHANT THE
INFERNAL FORMULA:
DOUBLE, DOUBLE DUTCH AND TOUCH,
TYRE BURN AND DOUBLE CLUTCH.
I BEING BRAND NEW TURN THE CORNER ONTO DIVINITY AVENUE. HITCHING AIN'T
EASY WITH BROKEN THUMBS; SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES .
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 01.59 15/12/1983
FROM:PLUS TO: NEXUS
UN MILLIARD DE SPERMATOZOIDES
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(VOICI LES PREMIERS; NOUS N'AVONS
PU PHOTOGRAPHIER LES SUIVANTES)
(
ILS FURENT AUSSITOT ADOPTES PAR LE VILAIN QUI AVAIT TOUJOURS REVE DE POSSEDER UN
E FAMILLE NOMBREUSE
SUIVI DE SA SAUTILLANTE "TRALLEE", LE VILAIN QUITTA LE BAL POUR LES INITIER AU P
LUS TOT,
AUUM
X MYSTERE DE L'ACNE JUVENILE...
(TROUVER L'ERREUR) SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PRINT
SE
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 03.55 15/12/1983
FROM THE WITCH
REEKING PURPLE PROSE AND CRIMSON HAVOC SIDONIE SLIDES INTO ACTION ON THE
DANCE FLOOR, PAUSING ONLY TO PLEAT HER HEX TEXT.
FLASH!
"HEX FOR SEX, MY GREEN PRINCESS!
THE BEAST IS BURDENED BIG WITH CHILD
THIS EVIL WAND WITH PASSIONS WILD
WILL FILL YOUR FRONT WITH FOETAL MESS!
A RANK BREW, YES? OHHHHHH, YYYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!
WHEELING, SQUEALING, DAZED WITH DELIGHT, THE WITCH CONTINUED HER DANSE
MACABRE.
"THE PRINCESS BESET WITH HOT DESIRES
LET'S TURN OUR TRICKS TO OTHER SIRES
THOU WIZENED BEAST WITH WEARY FEET
SHALT DANCE ALL NIGHT TO VICIOUS BEAT!
(THAT SHOULD FIX YOU UNTIL COCK-CROW, OR UNTIL THOSE BLOODY RAVENS (4)
PISS OFF OUT OF THIS TALE. FANCY SPOILING MY TARTE AUX CORBEAUX!!)
ABORT, ABORT! OH, WHAT A RORT!
LA PUTE ET LA PUCE,
FROM THESE TWO
SHALL I INDUCE
A HORRID LABOUR,
VILE TRAVAIL:
IS IT FEMALE? IS IT MALE?
COME FORTH, CHAMELEON COCKROACH TWIN,
EKE OUT YOUR EXISTENCE RIFE WITH SIN!"
AFTER SUCH A POETIC EFFORT, THE WITCH EXECUTED A QUICK PASO DOBLE AND A
COUPLE OF QUADRILLES BEFORE SITTING DOWN TO AN ICY TUBE OF FOSTERS. YET
SHE HUNGERED STILL. WITH A BELCH AND A FART, SHE SHRIEKED*
"WHO DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK ROUND HERE TO GET A BITE TO EAT?"
WITH THAT, IN BURST CRANKY MAL THE MAGIC MEGABYTE. "YOU CAWED?"
"SEE THAT MOUSTACHO'D VILLAIN OVER THERE? WELL, WHERE THERE'S A MOUSTACHE,
THEREBY HANGS A TAIL...."
THE WITCH TRIED TO BE POETIC, BUT AFTER HALF AN HOUR, SHE GOT SO HUNGRY
THAT SHE SIMPLY SAID:
"VU QU'IL MANQUE ICI DE QUEUES DE KANGOUROU, IL FAUT FAIRE LA SOUPE A LA
QUEUE VILAINE DU MECHANT!"
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 03.30 15/12/1983
PRINCESSE
LA ROUGEOYANTA PRINCESSE SE REVEILLA SOUS LES RAYONS ARDENTS QUE LES TR
OIS SOLEILS DE SAXISLAND DARDAIENT SUR ELLE.
ELLE AVAIT MOMENTANNEMENT ECHAPPE AUX ENTREPRISES DOUTEUSES DU VILAIN
OBSEDE DE SON SURNOM.
MAIS CELA N'AVAIT PLUS D,IMPORTANCE,LE SOUVENIR DE L'ATTITUDE INDIFFERENTE
DE LA BETE L'AVAIT PROFONDEMENT DEMORALISEE.
ELLE CONNUT LE SPLEEN
*********@@@@@@@@@@@@**************????????????????@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@??????????????*****************!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
????????????????&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&!!!!!!!!!!!ELLE CONNUT LE CIEL
BAS ET LOURD
PESANT COMME UN COUVERCLE
SUR L'UNIVERS
EN PROIE
AU
L
O
N
G
E N N U I
8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
( 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9
ET APRES? ET APRES? ET APRES? ET APRES? ET APRES? ET APRES? ET APRES?
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
LE NEANT
-TIENS TOI SAGE OH MA DOULEUR....
PROSTREE SUR LE SABLE DEVENU VERT DE LA PLAGE DEVENUE ROCAILLEUSE
ELLE TROQUA SES ROSES DES VENTS CONTRE UNE PLEINE GERBE DES FLEURS
DU MAL,
LEUR PARFUM OPIACE LUI ENGOURDISSAIT L'ESPRIT.
SANS CESSE SES PENSEES A LA TRAME DECHIREE LA RAMENAIENT A LA BETE CRUELLE
.......TU METTRAIS L'UNIVERS ENTIER DANS TON ROYAUME BETE IMPURE.....
HELAS LES SANGLOTS LONGS DES VIOLONS SEULES EMPLISSAIENT LA PENOMBRE
NAISSANTE DE CE PAYS SANS AUTOMNE....
ET AU CRI VERT SPERALE DE SON AME DECHIREE NE REPONDAIENT MEME PLUS
LES CROASSEMENTS FAMILIERS DES REINETTES BIFIDES DE SA JEUNESSE
ZZZZ ZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZ
ZZZZZZ ZZZZ
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ZZ ZZZZZ
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Z ZZZZ
Z ZZZ
SOUDAIN
DU FOND DE SA DEPRIME
ELLE ENTENDIT UN BRUIT DE PAS
L'INCONNU AU VISAGE HAVE SE DIRIGEAIT VERS ELLE.
-QUEL EST TON NOM HOMME ENIGMATIQUE DIS?
-ON M'APPELLE COMMUNEMENT BAS DE LAINE......
RAPPORT A MES CHAUSSETTES QUE JE NE QUITTE JAMAIS ( C'EST UNE QUESTION DE
PRINCIPE)ACCESSOIRE D'UNE MODE A VENIR DONT JE SUIS LE PRECURSEUR!
-TRES AMUSANT QUOIQUE ODORIFERE!JE ME PRESENTE, PRINCESSE CHLOROPHYLE
DU REGRETTE ROYAUME DE MENTHE.....
TELLE QUE VOUS ME VOYIEZ JE VIENS DE SORTIR DE MON AGE
BETE! MAIS SUR LES CENDRES DE MES ILLUSIONS JE BATIRAIS UN EMPIRE.
-VOTRE DTERMINATION EST REMARQUABLE MA CHER,
POURTANT D'UNE DAME DE FER VOUS N'AVEZ POINT L'AIR!
-L'HABIT NE FAIT PAS LA FEMME,QUOIQU'EN DISENT LES MOINES!
QUELLE EST DONC VOTRE OCCUPATION,BAUDELAINE?
-APPELLEZ-MOI CHARLES,C'EST MON PETIT NOM! JE SUIS UN GENTILHOMME QUOIQU
EN DISE LA CHRONUQUE QUE SOUVENT J'EFFRAYE! ET MON OCCUPATION CONSISTE
A CULTIVER L'ERRANCE DE LA DEPRIME.......
MAIS QUELLES MAGNIFIQUES FLEURS VOUS AVEZ LA...
-N'EST-CE PAS?
ELLES SONT IMMORTELLES!
VOUS ME PLAISEZ BIEN AMI,PUIS-JE VOUS LES OFFRIR EN PRESENT?
-JE N'OSE ACCEPTER!
-MAIS SI, MAIS SI, ON NE REFUSE PAS LE PRESENT D'UNE FUTURE REINE!
PRENEZ ET N'OUBLIEZ POINT, ELLES IMMORTELLES....
DEBARRASSEE DU POIDS DE SA DEPRIME,
LA PRINCESSE REGARDA
L'ETRANGE ETRANGER
S'EN ALLER..........
PLOYE SOUS LE POIDS
DES CHIMERES
QU'ELLE LUI AVAIT
OFFERTES!
HEHEHE HIHIHIHIH
ELLE RICANNA COMME UNE HIENE DEVANT LA CHAROGNE.
ATTENTION
WARNIMG
BETE, VILAIN , MARRAINE INDIGNE ,ET AUTRES FOURBES.....
CHLOROPHYLE N'EST PLUS LA FRAGILE PRINCESSE AUX VERS SATILES
TREMBLEZ
PLEUTRES ET LACHES,
LA NOUVELLE CALAMITY JANE VA SURGIR A L'EST DE SAX ISLAND
ET VOUS FAIRE PAYER CHER LA DIME DES HUMILIATIONS SUBIES
L'HEURE DE SA VENGEANCE A SONNE
DING DONG DING DONG DONG
DING DIGIGIDING DONONONG DINGDONG
GARE A TOUTES LES CLOCHES QUI TENTERAIENT DE LUI METTRE DES BATONS DANS
LES ROUES
LA METAMORPHOSE DE LA PRINCESSE FUT ETONNANTE
ELLLE GGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
GRANDIT,JUSQU'A ATTEINDRE DES DIMENSIONS RESPECTABLES,
LA CEINTURE DE CHASTETE CEDA SOUS LA FORCE DE CETTE SOUDAINE POUSSEE
DE CROISSANCE
CCRRAAACK!
SES CHEVEUX PASSERENT DU VERT TENDRE AU BLEU ELECTRIQUE
SES YEUXDEVINRENT UN DINGO
SA PEAU PRIT LA COULEUR D'UNE OUTRE DE MER
LA CREATURE FANTSASTIQUE QU'ELLE ETAIT DEVENUE ARRACHA EN HURLANT
HOUBA HOUBA HOUBA
QUELQUES TRONCS D'EGLISE QUI S'EN PROCESSIONAIENT PAR LA!
ELLE S'EN FIT UN RADEAU QU'ELLE ORNA DE QUELQUES MEDUSES ET PRIT LA MER
FUGITIVE D'UN GENRE NOUVEAU
PEU A PEU SA COLERE BLEUE S'APPAISA ET SON APPARENCE SE MODIFIA JUSQU'A
CE QU'ELLE RESSEMBLE A NOUVEAU A LA VERTE PRINCESSE DU ROYAUME DE
MENTHE QUE TOUT LE MONDE CONNAISSAIT.
ALORS QU'ELLE METTAIT LA CAP SUR TORONTO,CHLORO-HOUBA SE FROTTA
INTERIEUREMENT ET EXTERIEUREMENT LES MAINS,CE QUI TRADUIT DU LANGUAGE
DES MANCHOTS SIGNIFIE QU'ELLE SE REJOUISSAIT INCROYABLEMENT DE L'APPARITION
QU'ELLE ALLAIT FAIRE AU BAL ET QUI N'ALLAIT PAS MANQUER D'ETRE DEVASTATRICE.
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.......ON NOUS A SIGNALE QU'UN CYCLONE NON IDENTIFIE SE DIRIGEAIT
A VIVE ALLURE VERS LA CIRCONSPECTE CITE DE TORONTO......JE REPETE UN
CYCLONE NON-IDENTIFIE SE DIRIGE VERS LA CITE DE TORONTO,TOUT CEUX
UTILISANT CET ITINERAIRE VOUDRONT BIEN EMPRUNTER LA VOIE DE DELESTAGE
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FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 10.01 15/12/1983
HIS SUPPLY OF BEER [.]TUBES OF FOSTERS, WHAT ELSE?^ EXHAUSTED,
AND NO MAGIC HERBS OR FUNGUS IN SIGHT, KIMO DECIDES, IN HIS
WISDOM, TO PLAY "ZEN MINEFIELD". CONCENTRATING ON NOT
CONCENTRATING, EYES TIGHTLY CLOSED, HE INCHES (CENTIMETERS) HIS
WAY PAST ONE POLITCAL MINE-MIND FIELD AFTER ANOTHER.
"HARD WORK, YEAH[.]" HE COMMENTS TO
HIS COCKROACH, WHO IS DODGING BEADS
OF SWEAT GLIDING THROUGH KIMO'S
BEARD.
"TAKE IT EASY, BRAH. SO SLIPPERY NOW
I CANNOT REST," PROTESTS HIS
COCKROACH IN COCKROACHESE (NOT TO BE
CONFUSED WITH GOUDACHEESE WHICH
COMES FROM HOLLAND AND IS EATEN BY
CANAL RATS).
[.]OTING HIS PET'S DISTRESS BY THE STRANGE SENSATIONS IN HIS
BEARD, HE STOPS AND OPENS HIS EYES TO FIND HE IS IN
MID-MINEFIELD-LANDSLIDE, WITH THE MONGOOSE CLOSE ON HIS HEELS. HE
MOVES THE COCKROACH TO HIS PALM, CLOSES HIS EYES ONCE MORE,
SUMMONS HIS COURAGE, RESUMES HIS JOURNEY ONLY TO BE AROUSED ONCE
MORE AS THE FAIR(L)Y GO(O)DMOTHER'S )OFF LANDS NEATLY ON HIS HEAD,
CRACKING AND SLIDING WITH ALL THE DELIGHTFUL SENSATIONS THAT WOULD
ACCOMPANY SIMILAR ACTION BY A NENE GOOSE EGG.
"MERDE DE CORBEAU, WHATEVER THAT
MEANS," HE COMMENTS. "WHAT A TURN
)OFF"
"THAT'S TURN OEUF" MUTTERS THE
COCKROACH.
SUDDENLY, BOTH KIMO AND THE AERIAL FAIRY-AL GODMOTHER ARE
KNOCKED OFF COURSE BY A TSUNAMI WHICH DEPOSITS THEM IN AN UNTIDY
CLUMP IN THE FIRST POOL OF MANOA FALLS, AMIDST A DOZEN OR MORE
MAINLAND AND ASIAN TOURISTS. KIMO IS RELIEVED TO FIND THAT HE IS
CLUTCHING THE COCKROACH'S TAIL IN ONE HAND, AND THE MONGOOSE'S
TAIL IN ANOTHER. MORE RELIEVED IS THE FAIR(L)Y GO(O)DMOTHER, FOR
SHE HAD NOT ANTICIPATED THE REAGAN LANDSLIDE'S BOULDERS. ONE LESS
THING TO TAKE CARE OF BEFORE THE BALL. NOTHING TO CLEAN UP,
TABULA RASA. PERFECT. SHE LEVITATES QUICKLY, AND RETURNS TO THE
SITE, WITHOUT EVEN NOTICING KIMO.
KIMO, HIDING HIS PETS, TAKES THEBUS BACK TO DIAMOND HEAD, HIS
EARS FULL OF WATER, HIS HEAD STILL FULL OF PRINCESS, WITH
INTRUDING CONFUSIONS THAT FAINTLY RESEMBLED HIS OLD FRIEND, THE
VERY FAIR(L)Y GO(O)DMOTHER.
DISPLAY 789
NO.789 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 01.44 31/12/1983
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 02.23 14/12/1983
YUP. THE PRINZ HAS TROUBLES, ALL RIGHT. THE DOORBELL
DIDN'T WORK, AND HE DISCOVERS THAT ITS RING HAS REPLACED
HIS VOICE. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE WORK OF HIS YOUNGER BROTHER,
THE MALCONTENT WITH THE TROPHY CASE AND BEDRIDDEN DRAGON. HE
HAS CONSPIRED WITH THE MAGICIAN, AND APPARENTLY WAS NOT LONG
IN CONVINCING HIM TO AGREE TO THIS CRUELTY--
" AW, DO IT,".
" BUT, PERHAPS..."
" HO. A LOUD DOORBELL CLATTERING WITHIN HIM
WHENEVER HE OPENS HIS MMOUTH TO SPEAK?!
THE IMPLICATIONS ARE ENORMOUS..."
ETC. ETC., AND SO IT WAS DONE.
CLEARLY OLD KING ROLAND'S BOYS ARE CAUSING ENOUGH TROUBLE AT
HOME FOR HIM TO FEEL A KINGLY, PIERCING URGENCY WHEN DEALING
IN INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS-- WITCHES AND FOOLS ABROAD BE DAMNED.
ISOLATIONISM AT WORK.
POOR MAN.
STOP
SEND
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 19.25 14/12/1983
LA BETE:
LA BETE, DANS SON VOYAGE AERIEN VERS LA CAVERNE PERDUE D'ALI BABA
S'ADONNA A PASSER AU DESSUS DE SEXILAND OU LE VILAIN HOLLANDAIS DETENAIT
LA PRINCESSE. RAVIE DU CHIC DE LA PRINCESSE, LA BETE LUI FIT UN CLIN
D'OEIL AUQUEL ELLE REPONDIT PAR UN TORRENT DE LARMES ET UNE MONTAGNE DE
CRIS QU'ELLE SE MIT A ESCALADER AFIN D'ARRIVER JUSQU'A LA BETE.
CRIS
CRISCRIS
CRISCRISCRIS
CRISCRISCRISCRISCRIS
CRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRIS
CRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRIS
CRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRISCRIS
ELLE MANQUA DE PEU LE TAPIS MAGIQUE ET RETOMBA, SOUS L'OEIL INDIFFERENT
DE LA BETE, DANS LES BRAS ARACHNEENS DU VILAIN.
POUR LE PLUS GRAND MALHEUR DE LA PRINCESSE, ET LE PLUS GRAND BONHEUR DU
VILAIN, SA CEINTURE DE CHASTETE SE FENDIT PAR DERRIERE. LE VILAIN
HOLLANDAIS, ROMPU A TOUTES LES GYMNASTIQUES, SE PRECIPITA SUR CETTE
OUVERTURE ET TENTA DE PROFITER D'UNE SITUATION SI FAVORABLE A SES
HORRIBLES PROJETS.
LA BETE, TOTALEMENT INDIFFERENTE AU SORT QUI ATTENDAIT LA PRINCESSE ET
INCONSCIENTE D'AVOIR FAVORISE LES SOMBRES DESSEINS DU VILAIN, FUT NEANMOINS
FORT IMPRESSIONNEE PAR LA FORMIDABLE ODEUR DE CHLOROPHYLLE QUE LA RAGE DE LA
PRINCESSE LUI FASAIT EXHALER. ELLE S'ABITTIT SUR LE COUPLE SANS REFLECHIR
ET ARRACHA A LA PRINCESSE SES SOULIERS DE CHEZ JOURDAIN, QU'ELLE AVALA
GOULUMENT. L'HALEINE PETROLIFERE DE LA BETE AYANT INDISPOSE LE VILAIN, CELUI-CI
TOMBA A GENOUX, CE QUI PERMIT A LA PRINCESSE, EPERDUE, DE FUIR DE L'AUTRE
COTE DE SEXILAND OU, EPUISEE, ELLE S'ENDORMIT.
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 19.47 14/12/1983
REVE DE LA PRINCESSE:
SON REVE L'AMENA AU BAL...
ELLE APERCU LA BETE QUI, D'AVOIR VOLE SI LONGTEMPS, AU DESSUS DE TANT DE
DESERTS DE NEIGE ET DE GLACE, ENVIRONNEE D'ETOILES ET DE PLANETES, AVAIT
FAIM ET NE PENSAIT, EN ATTERRISSANT A LA SALLE DE BAL, QU'A UNE BONNE GROSSE
DOSE DE CHLOROPHYLLE. EN VOYANT LA PRINCESSE, SES YEUX S'ALLUMERENT:
ELLE EMIT QUELQUE FUMEE, MAIS, SE RAPPELANT, A LA FRAYEUR DE CHLOROPHYLLE,
QU'ELLE AVAIT DECIDE DE L'AIMER, ELLE AVALA LE CONTENU D'UN TONNEAU QUI
SE TROUVAIT A L'ENTREE DE LA SALLE DE BAL.
ELLE RECONNUT L'EAU DOUCE ET PURE DE CHITAGAMA ET FUT TOUT EMUE DE LA
DELICATE ATTENTION DU VILAIN HOLLANDAIS QUI L'AVAIT TRANSPORTE LA DE PEINE
ET D'MISERE. TOUTE REVIGOREE, SES CHEVEUX COMME DES ECORCES GLUANTES, ELLE
SE PRESSA VERS L'ORCHESTRE, NON SANS BALAYER AU PASSAGE QUELQUES INVITES.
ELLE MANQUA DE PEU D'ECRASER LA BLATTE ARLEQUIN, QUI NE FUT EPARGNEE QUE
PAR LE SOUFFLE PUISSANT DU MAGICIEN.
LES ACCENTS DE LA PREMIERE VALSE S'ELEVERENT A TRAVERS LA SALLE, MONTERENT
JUSQU'AU PLAFOND, REDESCENDIRENT ET ATTEIGNIRENT ENFIN LES OREILLES LISSEES
DE LA BETE QU'ELLE AVAIT CACHEES SOUS UN REPLI DE SA LONGUE QUEUE.
( QUOIQUE QU'EN DIRONT LES MOUSTACHUS !)
ELLE S'EBRANLA VERS LA BONNE FEE POUR PARTAGER AVEC ELLE SES PREMIERS
MOMENTS DE JOIE ( GGGGGGGGGGGG GNANGNANGNAN GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG).
CELLE-CI ACCEPTA UNE AUSSI DELICATE ATTENTION ET SE TRANSFORMA EN VOILE
DIAPHANE POUR MIEUX ADHERER AU RELIEF BOSSELE DE L'ENORME PRETENDANTE.
LE COUPLE MAGNIFIQUE, OCCUPANT TOUTE LA SALLE, SEULE LA BLATTE PUT ESQUISSER
QUELQUES TOURBILLONS, NON SANS QUE LE VIEL HOMME SAGE N'EUT CONSTRUIT
AUTOUR DE SON FUTUR SUPER COQ UN INDESTRUCTIBLE MUR DE CRYSTAL.
LA BETE Y LAISSA QUELQUE GOUTTES VERTES QUE LE VILAIN S'EMPRESSAIT D'EPONGER,
POUR LES OFFRIR TRAITEUSEMENT A LA PRINCESSE, DONT LA BOUCHE ETAIT SANS CESSE
TENDUE POUR RECEVOIR LE BAISER PRINCIER. LE VIEL HOMME SAGE SE MIT ALORS A
FUMER REVEUSEMENT LA ROBE DE LA PRINCESSE QUI, BIENTOT, SE RETROUVA NUE ET
EBETEE DANS UN FAUTEUIL. SE CROYANT SUR SA PLAGE FAVORITE, ELLE S'ETENDIT
TOUT DE BON ET OFFRIT SON CORPS A CE QUELLE PRIT POUR LES ARDENTS RAYONS
DU SOLEIL.
C'EST ALORS QU'ELLE SE REVEILLA....
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 20.46 14/12/1983
KALIGULA SPEAKING , DARLINGS, ....OH WHAT A MERRY TWIRL ON THE ISLAND ON
SAX WITH THE PRINCESS...SPASMS OF JAZZY DELIGHT.........................
...................GOLLY GOSH,I'D NEVER SEEN A CHASTITY BELT WORN ON THE
NOSE BEFORE ..........................................................!
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.23 14/12/1983
THE PRINCE WALKED TO THE WINDOW
AND LOOKED AT A LEAF. THE LEAF
WAS ON A TREE. THE PRINCE
DECIDED UPON HIS WHITE SHIRT
WITH THE VERY THIN BLUE STRIPES.
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 21.19 14/12/1983
WONDERFUL NES , FAIRY GODMOTHER, VILLAINS ALWAYS ENJOY A GOOD TERMINAL
ILLNESS, IT GIVES THEM THE CHANCE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN!
BUT BACK AT THE BALL....AND DELIGHT OF DELIGHTS..THE BEAST HAS INDEED
RESERVED THE FIRST TANGO FOR MOI MEME. WE SPIN AROUND AND AROUND....
AS IF PROPELLED BY THE DIVINE ODOUR OF HER BREATH.....................
.................HER GREAT PROTRUBERANCE OF FAT QUIVERS WITH ANTICIPATION.....TH
E GROWTH
AT THE END OF HER FOURTH BREAST TREMBLES WITH JOY ..........HER
FLESH CREEPS UNDER MY TOUCH.........WITH ONE THRUST I POSSESS HER !!!!.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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++@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH!
............FORSAKEN BY HER TREACHEROUS LOVER, THE BEAST CLUTCHES HER
BELLY IN THE CERTAIN KNOWLEDGE THAT SHE IS WITH CHILD!
.........COULD THIS BE A NEW CHARACTER?????????????????? WHAT
WILL ITS ARTEX CODE BE? THAT IS SOMETHING ONLY FLAKEY KNOWS....
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 21.41 14/12/1983
FROM THE FAIRY GODMOTHER,LA FEE MARRAINE
LA FEE MARRRAINE VOLAIT VERS L'ISLE DANS L'OCEAN DE PAIX. SES AILES
COMMENCAIT UN PEU A SE FATIGUER, CAR ELLE PORTAIT DANS SES BRAS
TOUTES LES HORS D'OEUVRES ET TOUTES LES CADEAUX QU'ELLE AVAIT PREPARE
POUR LA FETE.
.
.
.
.
.
SPLASH!
OUPS! VOILA MES ESCARGOTS VERTS QUI TOMBENT.
.
.
.
SPLASH!
OH, NON! MES SANDWICHS HAWAIIENNES ET MA TORTE AUX COCATRICES!
.
.
SPLASH!
OH, MERDE DE CORBEAUX.
SOUDAIN, ELLE S'EST APERCU QU'IL Y AVAIT DANS UNE DE SES POCHES
UNE POIDS IMPREVUE.
"QU'EST+CE+QUE C'EST QUE CA?", ELLE SE DEMANDA. "CE PARAIT ETRE
UN GENRE DE CLEF.... JE ME DEMANDE BIEN A QUOI CA SERT... "
ELLE A REMIS LE CLEF DANS SES POCHES VOLUMINEUSES, ET A CONTINUE SON VOL.
ELLE S'APERCOIT EN+DESSOUS D'ELLE L'ISLE DE SAX, UNE PETITE ISLE
HABITUELLEMENT ROCHEUSE, MAIS MAINTENANT COUVERT D'UNE ETRANGE VERDURE.
ELLE SE PENCHE UN PEU VERS LE NORD POUR EXAMINER CETTE PHENOMENE.
.
.
.
.
.
SPLASH!
ELLE SE DECIDA DE CONTINUER SA ROUTE SANS ESQUIVANCES.
ARRIVANT A L'ISLE DANS L'OCEAN DE PAIX, SON VOL DEVIENT DE PLUS EN PLUS
DIFFICILE. LE CIEL ETAIT PLEIN DE PETITES NUAGES OMINEUSES DE UNES ET DE
ZEROS.
1 0 0 1
0 1 0 1 0
1 0 0 1 0 0 1
1 0 1 0 0 1
1 0 1 0 0
1 0 0 1 1 0 0
1 0 0 11 0 0 0 0 1
0 1 0 1 1
0 1 0 0 11 0
1 0
ELLE ENTENDIT DES FAROUCHES RONRONNEMENTS PROVENANT DE LA MONTAGNE
DIAMOND HEAD. ELLE LA SURVOLAIT. QUOI FAIRE, ELLE SE DEMANDAIT.
"AH! JE SAIS!" ELLE
A CRIE. "JE VAIS LAISSER TOMBER UNE )OFF DANS L'APERTURE DE LA VOLCANE."
ELLE SORTIT UNE )OFF DE SA POCHE, ET
PRIT DELICAMMENT SA VISEE...
..
.
.
.
.
)OFF
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 22.37 14/12/1983
THE REFUGE SET BETWEEN THE EARTH AND SKY
INVOLVING LUST AND ALL THE GENTLER CRIES
COLLECTS THIS FANTASYBEYOND THE MYTHMIST
THE BREAKERS BOILING IN THE COASTAL VINES
RECALL THE PENSIVE BROTH THAT BROUGHT YOU HERE
CHAMELEON COLUMBIAN, YOUR GREATEST GREEN IS GOLD
THE OLD MAN KNOWS TO RANSOM FULL RECOVERY
FROM DOUBT,REGAIN CONVICTION,AND CAST OF
THIS NARCOLEPTIC MUD WOULD COST ME DEAR
IT'S PURCHASE CLEARLY MORE PEROGATIVE OF YOU
TAKE HALF THIS PMEGRANATE FRUIT AND GAZE
WITH EYES YOU WANT TO LOOK INTO FOREVER.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 23.02 14/12/1983
BANANA..................................BANANA................................BA
NANA.................................BANANA..........BANANA...............
..A GIANT EAGLE BANANA.................................BANANA.............
...............BANANA............BANANA................BANANA........A GIA
NT EAGLE CLAWSRAYGUN.........BANANA..........CLAWSRAYGUN..........GIANT EA
GLE.............C L A W S R A Y G U N ......................REMEBER THAT..
......................NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RAYGUN+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++OUT
ERSPACE,FAMILY DOG AND STONE BOSS REALITY, YOU +GOT ITJACK -!..........
................RUN!
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 00.34 15/12/1983
FROM THE WITCH
TRAPPED NO MORE BY THE MAGICIAN'S MALEVOLENT GAZE,I AWAKE TO THE SURGE
OF MY OWN EVIL,THAWED OUT LIKE HAN SOLO FROM HIS CARBONITE COFFIN BUT MOVING TO
A VULGAR ,VICIOUS BEAT. QUEEN OF DARKNESS, WHORE OF HATRED, I PASS
SENTENCE ON THE COWARDS' CABARET. I SHALL LAY THE SETTING FOR THIS
"FAIRY" GODMOTHER AND HER LACKEYS, NOT A DINER PARTY BUT A SNAKEPIT.
MY RAP WILL SAP BODY AND SOUL, AN ALL-NIGHTER IN A JUNKIE'S HOLE. I SHALL
SUCK THEM DRY, DEAD CUNTS AND HOLLOW MEN.
I HUSTLE FOR MY PLEASURE, DEAL IN PAIN. A SHRIEK LEAPS UP FROM MY
MASSING BROOD. BLACK MASCARA'D LEGIONS WRAP ME IN BURNING EMBRACE.
FLASHED DANCE IN HOT PANTS, DRESSED IN PORNO-MURDEROUS DESIRE, TATTTOED
WITH THE OBSCENE RECIPE OF SEX.
READY FOR ACTION , I JUMP IN
THE RED CORVETTE, SHAKESPEARE IN THE REAR PREPARING THE BREW AS I CHANT THE
INFERNAL FORMULA:
DOUBLE, DOUBLE DUTCH AND TOUCH,
TYRE BURN AND DOUBLE CLUTCH.
I BEING BRAND NEW TURN THE CORNER ONTO DIVINITY AVENUE. HITCHING AIN'T
EASY WITH BROKEN THUMBS; SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES .
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 01.59 15/12/1983
FROM:PLUS TO: NEXUS
UN MILLIARD DE SPERMATOZOIDES
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(VOICI LES PREMIERS; NOUS N'AVONS
PU PHOTOGRAPHIER LES SUIVANTES)
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ILS FURENT AUSSITOT ADOPTES PAR LE VILAIN QUI AVAIT TOUJOURS REVE DE POSSEDER UN
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SUIVI DE SA SAUTILLANTE "TRALLEE", LE VILAIN QUITTA LE BAL POUR LES INITIER AU P
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FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 03.55 15/12/1983
FROM THE WITCH
REEKING PURPLE PROSE AND CRIMSON HAVOC SIDONIE SLIDES INTO ACTION ON THE
DANCE FLOOR, PAUSING ONLY TO PLEAT HER HEX TEXT.
FLASH!
"HEX FOR SEX, MY GREEN PRINCESS!
THE BEAST IS BURDENED BIG WITH CHILD
THIS EVIL WAND WITH PASSIONS WILD
WILL FILL YOUR FRONT WITH FOETAL MESS!
A RANK BREW, YES? OHHHHHH, YYYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!
WHEELING, SQUEALING, DAZED WITH DELIGHT, THE WITCH CONTINUED HER DANSE
MACABRE.
"THE PRINCESS BESET WITH HOT DESIRES
LET'S TURN OUR TRICKS TO OTHER SIRES
THOU WIZENED BEAST WITH WEARY FEET
SHALT DANCE ALL NIGHT TO VICIOUS BEAT!
(THAT SHOULD FIX YOU UNTIL COCK-CROW, OR UNTIL THOSE BLOODY RAVENS (4)
PISS OFF OUT OF THIS TALE. FANCY SPOILING MY TARTE AUX CORBEAUX!!)
ABORT, ABORT! OH, WHAT A RORT!
LA PUTE ET LA PUCE,
FROM THESE TWO
SHALL I INDUCE
A HORRID LABOUR,
VILE TRAVAIL:
IS IT FEMALE? IS IT MALE?
COME FORTH, CHAMELEON COCKROACH TWIN,
EKE OUT YOUR EXISTENCE RIFE WITH SIN!"
AFTER SUCH A POETIC EFFORT, THE WITCH EXECUTED A QUICK PASO DOBLE AND A
COUPLE OF QUADRILLES BEFORE SITTING DOWN TO AN ICY TUBE OF FOSTERS. YET
SHE HUNGERED STILL. WITH A BELCH AND A FART, SHE SHRIEKED*
"WHO DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK ROUND HERE TO GET A BITE TO EAT?"
WITH THAT, IN BURST CRANKY MAL THE MAGIC MEGABYTE. "YOU CAWED?"
"SEE THAT MOUSTACHO'D VILLAIN OVER THERE? WELL, WHERE THERE'S A MOUSTACHE,
THEREBY HANGS A TAIL...."
THE WITCH TRIED TO BE POETIC, BUT AFTER HALF AN HOUR, SHE GOT SO HUNGRY
THAT SHE SIMPLY SAID:
"VU QU'IL MANQUE ICI DE QUEUES DE KANGOUROU, IL FAUT FAIRE LA SOUPE A LA
QUEUE VILAINE DU MECHANT!"
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 03.30 15/12/1983
PRINCESSE
LA ROUGEOYANTA PRINCESSE SE REVEILLA SOUS LES RAYONS ARDENTS QUE LES TR
OIS SOLEILS DE SAXISLAND DARDAIENT SUR ELLE.
ELLE AVAIT MOMENTANNEMENT ECHAPPE AUX ENTREPRISES DOUTEUSES DU VILAIN
OBSEDE DE SON SURNOM.
MAIS CELA N'AVAIT PLUS D,IMPORTANCE,LE SOUVENIR DE L'ATTITUDE INDIFFERENTE
DE LA BETE L'AVAIT PROFONDEMENT DEMORALISEE.
ELLE CONNUT LE SPLEEN
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PROSTREE SUR LE SABLE DEVENU VERT DE LA PLAGE DEVENUE ROCAILLEUSE
ELLE TROQUA SES ROSES DES VENTS CONTRE UNE PLEINE GERBE DES FLEURS
DU MAL,
LEUR PARFUM OPIACE LUI ENGOURDISSAIT L'ESPRIT.
SANS CESSE SES PENSEES A LA TRAME DECHIREE LA RAMENAIENT A LA BETE CRUELLE
.......TU METTRAIS L'UNIVERS ENTIER DANS TON ROYAUME BETE IMPURE.....
HELAS LES SANGLOTS LONGS DES VIOLONS SEULES EMPLISSAIENT LA PENOMBRE
NAISSANTE DE CE PAYS SANS AUTOMNE....
ET AU CRI VERT SPERALE DE SON AME DECHIREE NE REPONDAIENT MEME PLUS
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L'INCONNU AU VISAGE HAVE SE DIRIGEAIT VERS ELLE.
-QUEL EST TON NOM HOMME ENIGMATIQUE DIS?
-ON M'APPELLE COMMUNEMENT BAS DE LAINE......
RAPPORT A MES CHAUSSETTES QUE JE NE QUITTE JAMAIS ( C'EST UNE QUESTION DE
PRINCIPE)ACCESSOIRE D'UNE MODE A VENIR DONT JE SUIS LE PRECURSEUR!
-TRES AMUSANT QUOIQUE ODORIFERE!JE ME PRESENTE, PRINCESSE CHLOROPHYLE
DU REGRETTE ROYAUME DE MENTHE.....
TELLE QUE VOUS ME VOYIEZ JE VIENS DE SORTIR DE MON AGE
BETE! MAIS SUR LES CENDRES DE MES ILLUSIONS JE BATIRAIS UN EMPIRE.
-VOTRE DTERMINATION EST REMARQUABLE MA CHER,
POURTANT D'UNE DAME DE FER VOUS N'AVEZ POINT L'AIR!
-L'HABIT NE FAIT PAS LA FEMME,QUOIQU'EN DISENT LES MOINES!
QUELLE EST DONC VOTRE OCCUPATION,BAUDELAINE?
-APPELLEZ-MOI CHARLES,C'EST MON PETIT NOM! JE SUIS UN GENTILHOMME QUOIQU
EN DISE LA CHRONUQUE QUE SOUVENT J'EFFRAYE! ET MON OCCUPATION CONSISTE
A CULTIVER L'ERRANCE DE LA DEPRIME.......
MAIS QUELLES MAGNIFIQUES FLEURS VOUS AVEZ LA...
-N'EST-CE PAS?
ELLES SONT IMMORTELLES!
VOUS ME PLAISEZ BIEN AMI,PUIS-JE VOUS LES OFFRIR EN PRESENT?
-JE N'OSE ACCEPTER!
-MAIS SI, MAIS SI, ON NE REFUSE PAS LE PRESENT D'UNE FUTURE REINE!
PRENEZ ET N'OUBLIEZ POINT, ELLES IMMORTELLES....
DEBARRASSEE DU POIDS DE SA DEPRIME,
LA PRINCESSE REGARDA
L'ETRANGE ETRANGER
S'EN ALLER..........
PLOYE SOUS LE POIDS
DES CHIMERES
QU'ELLE LUI AVAIT
OFFERTES!
HEHEHE HIHIHIHIH
ELLE RICANNA COMME UNE HIENE DEVANT LA CHAROGNE.
ATTENTION
WARNIMG
BETE, VILAIN , MARRAINE INDIGNE ,ET AUTRES FOURBES.....
CHLOROPHYLE N'EST PLUS LA FRAGILE PRINCESSE AUX VERS SATILES
TREMBLEZ
PLEUTRES ET LACHES,
LA NOUVELLE CALAMITY JANE VA SURGIR A L'EST DE SAX ISLAND
ET VOUS FAIRE PAYER CHER LA DIME DES HUMILIATIONS SUBIES
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SES CHEVEUX PASSERENT DU VERT TENDRE AU BLEU ELECTRIQUE
SES YEUXDEVINRENT UN DINGO
SA PEAU PRIT LA COULEUR D'UNE OUTRE DE MER
LA CREATURE FANTSASTIQUE QU'ELLE ETAIT DEVENUE ARRACHA EN HURLANT
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ALORS QU'ELLE METTAIT LA CAP SUR TORONTO,CHLORO-HOUBA SE FROTTA
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DES MANCHOTS SIGNIFIE QU'ELLE SE REJOUISSAIT INCROYABLEMENT DE L'APPARITION
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FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 10.01 15/12/1983
HIS SUPPLY OF BEER [.]TUBES OF FOSTERS, WHAT ELSE?^ EXHAUSTED,
AND NO MAGIC HERBS OR FUNGUS IN SIGHT, KIMO DECIDES, IN HIS
WISDOM, TO PLAY "ZEN MINEFIELD". CONCENTRATING ON NOT
CONCENTRATING, EYES TIGHTLY CLOSED, HE INCHES (CENTIMETERS) HIS
WAY PAST ONE POLITCAL MINE-MIND FIELD AFTER ANOTHER.
"HARD WORK, YEAH[.]" HE COMMENTS TO
HIS COCKROACH, WHO IS DODGING BEADS
OF SWEAT GLIDING THROUGH KIMO'S
BEARD.
"TAKE IT EASY, BRAH. SO SLIPPERY NOW
I CANNOT REST," PROTESTS HIS
COCKROACH IN COCKROACHESE (NOT TO BE
CONFUSED WITH GOUDACHEESE WHICH
COMES FROM HOLLAND AND IS EATEN BY
CANAL RATS).
[.]OTING HIS PET'S DISTRESS BY THE STRANGE SENSATIONS IN HIS
BEARD, HE STOPS AND OPENS HIS EYES TO FIND HE IS IN
MID-MINEFIELD-LANDSLIDE, WITH THE MONGOOSE CLOSE ON HIS HEELS. HE
MOVES THE COCKROACH TO HIS PALM, CLOSES HIS EYES ONCE MORE,
SUMMONS HIS COURAGE, RESUMES HIS JOURNEY ONLY TO BE AROUSED ONCE
MORE AS THE FAIR(L)Y GO(O)DMOTHER'S )OFF LANDS NEATLY ON HIS HEAD,
CRACKING AND SLIDING WITH ALL THE DELIGHTFUL SENSATIONS THAT WOULD
ACCOMPANY SIMILAR ACTION BY A NENE GOOSE EGG.
"MERDE DE CORBEAU, WHATEVER THAT
MEANS," HE COMMENTS. "WHAT A TURN
)OFF"
"THAT'S TURN OEUF" MUTTERS THE
COCKROACH.
SUDDENLY, BOTH KIMO AND THE AERIAL FAIRY-AL GODMOTHER ARE
KNOCKED OFF COURSE BY A TSUNAMI WHICH DEPOSITS THEM IN AN UNTIDY
CLUMP IN THE FIRST POOL OF MANOA FALLS, AMIDST A DOZEN OR MORE
MAINLAND AND ASIAN TOURISTS. KIMO IS RELIEVED TO FIND THAT HE IS
CLUTCHING THE COCKROACH'S TAIL IN ONE HAND, AND THE MONGOOSE'S
TAIL IN ANOTHER. MORE RELIEVED IS THE FAIR(L)Y GO(O)DMOTHER, FOR
SHE HAD NOT ANTICIPATED THE REAGAN LANDSLIDE'S BOULDERS. ONE LESS
THING TO TAKE CARE OF BEFORE THE BALL. NOTHING TO CLEAN UP,
TABULA RASA. PERFECT. SHE LEVITATES QUICKLY, AND RETURNS TO THE
SITE, WITHOUT EVEN NOTICING KIMO.
KIMO, HIDING HIS PETS, TAKES THEBUS BACK TO DIAMOND HEAD, HIS
EARS FULL OF WATER, HIS HEAD STILL FULL OF PRINCESS, WITH
INTRUDING CONFUSIONS THAT FAINTLY RESEMBLED HIS OLD FRIEND, THE
VERY FAIR(L)Y GO(O)DMOTHER.
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS SENT 17.10 15/12/1983
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTA
PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING OPTIONS:
1) DON`T CRY WITH THE MAGIGIAN
2) SO TRY TO GET AN OLD VISION
3) THE SORCER`S APPRENTICE IS SO FAR
4) WHEN YOU LIKE, SO SEND A STAR
5) DON`T SAVE THE PRINCESS
6) FOR YOU HAVE NO LICENCE
7) BELIEVE THE SORCER`S APPRENTICE
8) YOU REACH HIM ON ATLANTIS
THANK YOU
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 17.04 15/12/1983
THE KNIGHT WALKED UP TO THE PRINCESS AFTER SHE HAD BEEN
AROUND THE VARIOUS GUESTS AND SAID "MY DEAR PRINCESS"
YOU ARE AT A BALL OF NONESENSE. WHAT MAY APPEAR TO BE
THE PATH TO FOLLOW IS ONLY A DETOUR TO LEAD YOU AWAY FROM
YOUR RIGHTFIU RIGHTFUL PLACE IN LIFE. THERE ARE THOSE HERE
THAT WOULD SELF PROCLAIM MOST ANYTHING AND TAKE FROM YOU
ALL THAT VIRTUE THAT HAS BEEN ACCUMULATING FOR CENTURIES.
EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ON KNIGHTS GARMETS I AM REALLY THE
PRINCE FROM PITTSBURGH WHERE THE GLASS CATHEDRAL AWAITS
US.I HAVE MADE PLANS TO HAVE US LEAVE THIS BALL OF
CONFUSION.THERE IS TALK I WOULD BE BLIND AT THE END OF THIS
BALL.,BUT THAT IS VERY FAR FROM THE TRUTH. IT IS THE BLINDNESS
OF THE SOUL THAT IS BEING MADE TO LOOK VIRTUOUS.
THE PRINCE THINKING TO HIMSELF SENSED THE EYES OF MANY
LOOKING AT HIS ACTIONS,PONDERING HIS MOVES,AND HIS COMMENTS.
HOW CAN I MAKE MY MOVES WHEN ALL ABOI ABOIU ABOUT THERE
ARE WINDOWS,AND EARS? TRULY THIS ELECTRONIC MIND WAS
ATTEMPTING TO FIND THAT COHERENCE IN THE MIND FIELD THAT
ENABLES AN EVOLUTION OF LOVE TO OCCURR.
THE PRINCE BECAME FAMILIAR WITH A STORY CALLED BUCK
ROGERS OF THE 25TH CENTURY. TEHE THEN HE REALIZED HE
TOO WAS IN A CENTURY UNLIKE ANY THING HE WAS FAMILIAR
WITH. HE FELTH HIS HEAD FILLED WITH A HUNDRED BEINGS
CHATTERING OBSENITIES AND UNLEASHING THOUGHTS THAT
TRULY BELONGED IN THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH.THIS WAS
WAS AN ELECTRONIC MIND FIELD SURFACING ALL OVER THE
PLANET. THERE WAS COMPUTERS AND SATELLITES AND MANY
TELECOMMUNICATION SYSTEMS ENABLING HIS THOUGHTS TO BE
MONITORED.HOW,THE PRINCE SAID TO HIMSELF,CAN I SHOW
THE PRINCESS THE WORLD SHE HAS ALSO BEEN PUT INTO?
THE PRINCE KNEW HE HAD TO GENERATE SOME NEW THINKING.
HE HAS THE NEW KNOWLEDGE OF INFORMATION SYSTEMS ON HIS
SIDE. HE IS FAMILIAR WITH HERMENUTICAL PLURALISMS.
HE HAS BEEN INSTRUCTED IN DATA AQUISITION,KNOWLEDGE
EDITING,THRU-PUT SYSTEMS,COMPLEX EPISTEMOLOGICAL
SYSTEMS,AND EVEN THE NEW PHYSICS WITH E=MC SQUARED.
THE PRINCE COULD SEE THE CHARATERS OF THE BEAST,AND
THE VILLAIN.THE FREEDOM OF THEIR DEEPEST THOUGHTS WERE
RACING ACCROSS THE CRT SCREEN.HE KNEW THAT EVERY
EYE WAS WATCHING READING EACH WORD AND SIMULTANEOUSLY
INITIATING A RESPONSE THAT WOULD BEGIN ANOTHER
PSYCHIC RESPONCE.
THERE CAME TO THE PRINCE A NEW AWARENESS.HE HAD TO
SLAY THE DRAGON OF WORDS. THERE WAS A NEW AND STRANGE
POLITICAL POLARITY IN THIS PARETY PARTY AND IT WAS
A REFE REFLECTIVE ENVIRONMENT WHERE EACH THOUGHT
COULD GWERERARE GER GENERATE MANY SYSTEMS. IT WAS
AS IF THERE WAS SOME UNKNOWN FORCE HOLDING TOGH
TOGETHER THIS MAD MAD WORLD. SOME HOW A RESOLVE HAD
TO BE INITIATED.
ONE ANSWER CAME AS THE PRINCE KNEW HE HAD TO GO
BEYONG THE TRADITIONAL LIGUSITIC SYSTEMS BUT AT
THE SAME TIME DEVELOP A NEW SPEAK THAT REACHED THAT
TELEOLOGICAL SYSTEM OF THE MIND THAT WAS EMERGING
THROUGH THE DNA OVER THE CENTURIES.THERE MUST BE
A MORPHOLOGICAL SYSTEMS EMERGING...A NEW ARCHETYPE
A NEW HUMAN. THE PRINCE THOUGHT HE COULD HEAR
THE CRUMBLING OF THE MIND IN ITS ATTEMPT TO PLAY
OUT THE YTRADITIONAL ROLES.THIS WAS A FATE I BELIEVE
THE PRINCESS WOULD NOR NOT LIKE VERY MUCH.
A GLOBAL STORY MADE REAL.THE PRINCE FELT LIKE TRON.
ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE CAME INCREDIBLE FLASHES OF
BLUE LIGHT AT HIM. THE SKY TURNED INTO A INFINITE
SEA OF LIGHTS AND AN ENORMOUS SPHERTE OF LIGHT
SPHERE OF LIGHT WAS CRISS CROSSING BEFORE HIM.
WHAT WAS THAT RIDING ACCROSS THE SKY? I THINK IT
WAS AN OLD MAN. WHERE WAS THAT OLD MAN GOING? AND
WHAT WAS THAT....4 RAVENS.WHERE DID THEY COME FRO,M.
THENE THE PRINCE REALIZED THIS WAS NO ORDINARY
REALITY AND THE PRINCESS WAS NO ORDINARY PRINCESS.
THE SKY STARTED TO QUICKEN IN ITS COLOR CHANGES.
A SEA OF WORDS BEGAN TO TIUMBLE ON THE SKY.THE
PRINCE LOOKED AT THESE WORDS TO SEE IF THERE WAS SOME
MESSAGE BEING SENT ON THE ELECTRONIC DNA. WAS THIS
A NEW CULTURE EMERGING INTO THE CARBON SYSTEM. WAS THIS
A SILICON WORLD WHWRE WHERE MINDS OF VAST QUANTUM
FIELDS WERE FEEDING OFF OF THE HUMANS? COULD ANY
OF HIS FRIENDS OR FOES BE CAB CAPABLE OF RESPONDING
IN ANY WAY AT ALL.
THIS WAS A TIME TO ACT. THIS WAS A TIME TO TAKE CHARGE
OF HIS OWN ARCS HIS OWN MENTATIONS.ALL WERE WATCHING
AND YET HE HAD TO LET THE PRINCESS SEE THERE WAS
HOPE FOR A LIFE WHERE MANY SUNSETS COULD BE SEEN
ON TOP OF A GLASS CASTELE WITH BLUE RIVERS FLOWING
BY. THERE WAS A WAY TO CONTAIN THIS EVIL BREWING.
THE PRINCE HAD A GIFT FROM THE ANCIENTS. THEY CALLED
IT A TRANSPONDER INTERPOLATOR. IT TRANSLATED MOTIVATIONS
INTO VISIBLE SYSTEMS SO THAT COUNTER SYSTEMS CPOULD BE
CONSTRUCTED. WHAT? HERE COMES A FLASH OF LIGHT...ITS
COMING VERY FAST...QUICKLY HE PUT THE TRANSPONDER IN
HIS VEST POCKET AND PULLED OUT HIS SWORD THAT SHINNED
BRIGHTLY.WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW?
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 21.08 15/12/1983
LA BETE, SIDEREE PAR LA TRANSFORMATION DE LA PRINCESSE EN "BLUE PINK PUNK", SOUP
CONNAIT UNE DOSE ABUSIVE DE
MARIE-JEANNE
SE
FROM DGA TO DGA,NEXUS SENT 19.41 15/12/1983
TOO LATE ,SWEET PRINCE, WE HAVE STOLEN THE BLUEPRINT TO YOUR TRANSPONDER INTERPO
LATOR...
WE MAKE THIS INFORMATION PUBLIC ZND THUS YOUR LINK WITH THE ANCIENTS IS SEVERED.
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FROM DGA TO DGA,NEXUS SENT 21.38 15/12/1983
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 21.13 15/12/1983
IL ARRIVA QUE, TRES RAPIDEMENT, LE MILLIARD DE SPERMATOZOIDES AVAIT CHACUN ATTEI
NT LES DIMENSIONS D'UNE
SUPER NOVA . UN NOUVEL UNIVERS AVAIT ETE CREE. LE VIEUX MONDE ETAIT MENACE D'AN
TI-MATIERE; LA BETE DEVINT
UN TROU NOIR REGIONAL,,ALMATISANT TOUT CE QUI L'ENTOURAIT. SEULE L'EPEE RESPLEND
ISSANTE DU PRINE REUSSISSAIT A RALENTIR
LA PUISSANTE ET ATTRACTIVE FORCE DE LA BETE NOIRE.
SAUTANT D'UNE REGION A L'AUTRE, LE PRINCE LES ENTOURA D'EAU, DE SABLE ET DE REAG
ANNSLIDES.
LA BETE NOIRE S'ETOUFFAIT DE TOUS CES REAGANS, QU'ELLE DIGERAIT MAL. ILS SE MIRE
NT A
TOURBILLONNER DANS SON VENTRE MALSAIN, S'EJECTERENT PAR SON NOMBRIL DITENDU ET D
EVINRENT
AUTANT DE GIGANTESQUES COMMANDEURS DES INSULLAIRES REGIONAUX, BEATS D'OBEISSANCE
ET DE BIEN-ETRE.
SOUDAIN, ILS ENTENDIRENT, SORTANT DE L'EPEE MAGIQUE, UNE VOIX SONORE ET SURAIGUE
, QU'ILS IDENTIFIERENT COMME UN COCORICO
BLEU-BLANC-ROUGE. LE PRINCE AVAIT TIRE DE LA BETE, L'ULTIME SAUVEUR: UN GENERAL
QUI S'ETAIT ILLUSTRE
DANS UNE GUERRE FAMEUSE; IL FUT AUSSITOT DEVORE PAR UN GROS COCHON, AFFUBLE D;UN
E LONGUE QUEUE.
IL LUI POUSSA DES LEVRES ROUGES, UNE CRETE ROSE, DES ERGOTS PEINTS, UNE QUEUE FL
AMBOYANTE.
IL ETAIT CHAUSSE DE DEUX KEPIS QUI LUI PERMETTAIENT DE VOLER A TRAVERS LES AGES
DE L'ELECTRONIQUE
ET DE SE PRESENTER A UNE INTERESSANTE CONFERENCE AU PALAIS DES CONGRES DE MONTRE
AL: "LA MAGIE,
L'EPEE, LE TROU NOIR ET SES IMPLICATIONS PEDAGOGIQUES".
OVATIONNE PAR UNE FOULE D'ENSEIGNANTS EN DISPONIBILITE DE CONGRES,,CEUX-CI
SE PRECIPITERENT VERS LEURS REGIONS POUR ZIGOUILLER MINISTRES, DIRECTEURS D'ECOL
E ET AUTRES
COMMISSAIRES. QUELQUES ELEVES FURENT AUSSI LIQUIDES. LA PAIX REVINT DANS LES ECO
LES PUISQUE CHAQUE LOCAL DE COURS NE CONTE-
NAIT PLUS MAINTENANT QUE DEUX PROFESSEURS, TROIS ORDINATEURS ET UN ELEVE QUE L'O
N GAVAIT
DES NOUVEAUX ORDINATEURS, DE DISQUETTES,~ DE TOUCHES ET AUTRES ECRANS CATHODIQUE
S.
CHACUN DE CES ELEVES RETOURNAIENT DANS LE VENTRE DE LA BETE, PRETER MAIN-FORTE
A L'EPEE
PRINCIERE ET RAMENER LE VEIL UNIVERS EN COMPETITION AVEC LE NOUVEAU, FAIRE RECUL
ER SES SAVANTES FRONTIERES
ET REABLIR UN CIEL BLEU AU-DESSUS DE LA SALLE DE BAL. LA BETE ROTA.............
..............
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 21.18 15/12/1983
FROM THE FAIRY GODMOTHER, LA FEE MARRAINE
SUDDENLY, THE DOOR OF THE BALLROOM FLEW OPEN WITH A CRASH.
OO OOOOOMMMM!!!!!!
O OO OO
O OOO OO
R MMMMM ROO
R POOFA VR
V POOFA A
POOF POOF
A HOT PINK HARLEY CAME SCREAMING INTO THE ROOM, RACED ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR,
AND RIPPED ALL THE WAY UP THE STAIRCASE. THE FAIRY GODMOTHER LEAPT OFF HER
BIKE AND SLID DOWN THE BANISTER. SHE WAS A VISION OF QUESTIONABLE
LOVELINESS IN A ONE+PIECE LEATHER RIDING SUIT WITH BLINKING LEDS ON THE BACK
THAT SPELT OUT "EAT MY DUST!".
SHE SURVEYED THE ROOM. THE FUN WAS JUST BEGINNING.
THE BEAST WAS TANGOING ALONE, DIPPING BEAUTIFULLY, THEN LICKING THE DIP OFF HER
UPPER LIP AND NOSE. THE FOOL WAS STANDING BY THE ALPHANUMERIC SOUP,
JUGGLING WORDS. HOWEVER, HE KEPT DROPPING THEM, AND THEY BOUNCED BACK
AND FORTH AROUND THE ROOM, FALLING AT RANDOM INTERVALS INTO THE PRINCE'S
NEW KNOWLEDGE OF INFORMATION SYSTEMS.
THE WITCH STILL HAD HER HAT ON, BEING EMBARASSED TO REVEAL HER BALD POINTY
HEAD. SHE WAS TRYING INNEFFECTUALLY TO CLUTCH HER MAGIC WAND IN ONE HAND,
A TUBE OF FOSTERS IN ANOTHER, AND THE ONLY RAFFLE TICKET FOR THE ELECTRIC
BROOM DOOR PRIZE IN ANOTHER.
A GYPSY FORTUNE TELLER HAD SET UP A TENT NEAR THE DOOR, AND WAS OFFERING TO
READ FORTUNES. CALIGULA WAS LOOKING VERY FLASHY IN A BAGGY RAINCOAT AND
RUBBER BOOTS.
"WELCOME, EVERYONE, WELCOME!", SAID THE FAIRY GODMOTHER. "SORRY TO BE SO
LONG, BUT SOME NASTY PERSON HAD PUT WART SOAP IN ALL THE BATHROOMS,
AND SEINE WATER IN MY WINE BOTTLES, SO I HAD TO POOF UP A NEW BATCH.OF
I SURE HOPE THE WINE DOESN'T TASTE TOO SOAPY.
I SEE THAT WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR THE MAGICIAN
TRICKSTER, THE PRINCESS,
THE WISE OLD MAN AND THE SORCEROR'S APPRENTICE, WHICH GIVES ME SOME TIME
TO FINISH WRAPPING EVERYONE'S SPECIAL GIFTS.
IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE HELP YOURSELVES TO THE COKATRICETAILS AND THE
HORS D'OEUVRES, AND FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, THE INUIT THROAT SINGERS
WILL BE TAKING REQUESTS." TOODLEOO... "
SHE WHISTLED FOR HER HARLEY, AND WAS )OFF.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 01.21 16/12/1983
FROM THE PRINCE,
IN A DREAM, ALL IN A DREAM, THE PRINCE'S MIND LOOSENED, THEN
SWIRLED, AND WHIRLPOOLED INTO THIS MEGA-WHISPER OF HIS
FUTURE:
THE SIN SHALL SHINE LIKE STARS
KNIGHTS FOR DAYS, MARS FOR BARS.
DO: THE BATTLE WON
DO: THE DEED OF FUN
DO: SOMETHING ( DARK IN NATURE )
THE ORBITING GOON SHALL RISE ON TIME,
WHILE SEES RUN RED, LANDS RUN LIME.
MEANWHILE, IN THE ORDERLY SEQUENCE OF MATTERS, THE PRINCE
WAS MADE AWARE OF THE THREAT AND THE ULTRA-MEANING OF THE
BALL. AGAIN ALL THE GRAVE PROBLEMS WERE SURFACED.
THE PROPOSALS OF THE JOINT CHEIFS CONCERNING THE WART
ISSUE WERE BRIEFED AND FOCUSED. THE MAGNITUDE AND CHOICE
OF REPRISALS WERE THE TOPICS OF HIS MINISTERS. THE WART
ISSUE WOULD NOT GO AWAY. THE PRINCE KNEW THIS TIME, AS
ALWAYS, HIS CONVICTIONS WOULD SOON BE THE CONSUMMATE
EXPECTATION OF THEIR AGGREGATE FEAR. INDEED, THIS TIME:
I WILL DO SOMETHING, I WILL DO SOMETHING.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 01.33 16/12/1983
TOWARDS THELIGHT I MOVE WITY
WITH
N THE FIERY WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARREN
LAND
TOWARDS THE LIGHT;TOWARDS THE SANDS
I MOVE FORWARD TO TOUCH MY PRINCESS
UPON HER SOFT BREASTS I LAY MY WEARY HEAD
DRIFT AWAY,DRIFT AWAY INTO THE NIGHT.
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 04.22 16/12/1983
FROM THE WITCH
AS THE HOT PINK HARLEY DISAPPEARED IN A CLOUD OF EXHAUSTED SMOKE - OR
WAS IT THE TIRED WINGS THAT HAD SERVED THE FAIRY GODMOTHER SO WELL IN
FORMER TIMES - THE WITCH SURVEYED THE SCENE. YET HER SENSES WERE NOT
TO BE TRUSTED NOR HER MEMORY. TIME ANS SPACE HAD EVAPORATED, AND THE
SEA OF WORDS HAD DAMPENED HER SPIRITS SOMEWHAT. SIDONIE KNEW WHO WAS
EXPECTED AT THE BALL, OF COURSE, BUT HER VISION WAS CLOUDED. NOT WITH
LEERING EYES , NOT TOO CLOUDED, IT IS TRUE , TO NOTICE THE WHOREFUL
BEAST WITH LEERING EYES, WHO WAS SINGING TO ITSELF IN THE CORNER,CLUTCHING
IN ANGUISH THE BLACK HOLE OF ITS BELLY. IT SEEMED THAT YET ANOTHER SPELL
HAD NOT WORKED. BUT, THEN, THE WITCH COULD NOT REALISTICALLY EXPECT THE
BEAST TO DANSE ALL NIGHT AFTER A MISCARRIAGE , AND NOW THIS TORRENTIAL
EMISSION OF SEED, STREWN TO THE WIND.
SUDDENLY, LIKE SMALL GREEN LEAVES, A PAIR OF SLIPPERS ARCED
OVER THE GLITTERING DANSE FLOOR. THE WITCH TRACED THEIR TRAJECTORY BACK
TO THE BEAST'S BELLY , REALIZING AT THE SAME TIME THAT THEY WERE THE
PRINCESS'S SOULIERS DE CHEZ JOURDAIN. FOR A MOMENT SHE WONDERED WHAT THE BEAST'S
RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SCHIZOID CHLOROHOUBA REALLY WAS. BUT THERE WASN'T
TIME FOR WONDERING. THINGS HAD TO BE DONE.
JUMBLES VOICES COULD BE HEARD FROM SONEWHERE CLOSEBY:
SCENE: A KITCHEN THE GEOGRAPHICAL JACK WAS HOLDING A
CHARACTERS: TWO REAR- WORLD TOUCHES BIRTHDAY PARTY AT
ADMIRALS OF THE NEW IPSPACE AT CERTAIN THE TOP OF HIS
YORK YATCH CLUB WEA- NODES. HAWAI IS JUST BEANSTALK IN THE
RING CHEF'S CAPS. CALL ONE GATEWAY TO THE PALACE OF LIGHTS AND
THEM A AND B. OTHER COMPUTER WORLD INVITED ALL HIS
A: IS IT TODAY THE ... THERE ARE SEVERAL DOORS NURSERY RHYME
DAY OF THE GREAT BALL? THROUGH TO THE FRIENDS. WHEN THEY
B: I THINK NOT, MY PROGRAM WORLD WHERE RECEIVED HIS
FRIEND, BUT WE MUST ALL POINTS ARE EQUAL INVITATION SO MANY
MAKE READY, FOR THEY AND DIMENSIONLESS REPIED THAT THEY
WILL SOON BE UPON US ... THE OLD WITCH HAS TO WOULD BE VERY HAPPY
A: HOW SHALL WE KNOW FIND THE RIGHT DOOR TO ACCEPT. BO PEEP
THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT? TO BEGIN SEARCHING SAID SHE WOULD BE
B: KNOWLEDGE IS INSC- FOR THE CHALICE WHICH LATE AS SHE HAD TO
CRUTABLE , AND I AM IS HIDDEN IN THE DEPTHS FIND HER SHEEP FIRST.
BUT A DUMB WAITER. THE OF THE I P S A PROGRAM OLD MOTHER HUBBARD
DAY KNOWS NOT THE ...PERHAPS THE WISE OLD SAID SHE CERTAINLY
NIGHT, YET IT PURSUES MAN KNOWS THE RIGHT WOULD LIKE TO COME
HER INTERMINABLY DOOR. WITH HER DOG AS THEY
JUST AS THE RAVENS WERE BOTH VERY
RETURNING TO ROOST EACH HUNGRY AND INDEED,
EVENING. HER OWN CUPBOARD WAS
A: BUT WHERE ARE THE SEERS? AND WHAT HAS BARE. JACK HORNER
BECOME OF THE NOBLE KNIGHTS AND DAMES? WAS SITTING IN A
B: THEY REMAIN BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, THEIR CORNER EATING HIS
PURPOSES UNREVEALED, THEIR PRIVATES ACTIONS XMAS PIE AND
UNDISCLOSED. WE KNOW ONLY WHAT THEY WISH LITTLE MISS MUFFET
US TO KNOW, AND ONLY TIME , OR THE CESSATION ON HER TUFFET WAS
OF TIME, WILL SHOW US THE SIGNIFICANCE OF DELIGHTED TO COME
ALL THAT HAS GONE BEFORE . IN THE MEANTIME, SINCE IT CERTAINLY
WE MUST CONTINUE TO MAL-MAKE OUR PREPARATIONS, WAS AN IMPROVEMENT
AND BE CONSTANTLY ON GUARD AGAINST THOSE WHO ON CURDS AND WHEY.
WOULD STEAL THE PRECIOUS SILVER CHALICE THEY ALL LOOKED
IN OUR KEEPING. FORWARD TO SEEING
A: FOR WHOM DO WE HOLD THIS JEWEL OF THE WEST? EACH OTHER AGAIN AND
B: IT BELONGS TO THE PRINCE OF THE INCANDESCENT JACK AS WELL.
RADIOACTIVE STEEL JUNGLE, OUR MASTER WHO WILL COME NO WITCHES WERE
AT LENGTH TO GAZE AT HIMSELF IN THE CRYSTAL WATERS INVITED AS THEY
AND DRINK OF THE LIQUOR OF THE SOUL AND SUCCESS. WOULD UNDOUBTEDLY
A: SHOW ME THIS MARVELLOUS CHALICE, THIS LIFE- HAVE TRIED TO SPOIL
SUSTAINING LIQUOR. THE PARTY BY CASTING
B: I CANNOT. IT IS HIDDEN IN THE DEEPEST SPELLS ON EVERYONE
VAULTS, PROTECTED BY THE GREATEST
INGENIOUSNESSOUS THAT OUR YALE TRAINED LOCKSMITHS ..........
CAN DEVISE. IF ITS HIDING - PLACE WERE REVEALED, IT
WOULD BE IN GRAVE DANGER OF BEEING STOLEN BY THE FAT WITCH OF THE
ANTIPODES, SHE OF THE REEKING BREATH, THE SWOLLEN TOES AND THE GREAT
WINGED KEEL.........
THESE THREE CONVERSATIONS, RISING ABOVE THE GENERAL HUBBUB
THAT WAS SWELLING WITH ALL THE AUGENBLIX THAT PASSED, PRODUCED A STRANGE,
THOUGH QUITE NATURAL, DESIRE TO PASS WATER RATHER THAN JUDGEMENT. THE
WITCH BEGAN TO MOVE AROUND THE GREAT EXPANSE OF THE DANSE FLOOR, KEEPING
TO THE OUTER LIMITS WHERE STOOD MIRRORS OF ENORMOUS AND MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS.
INTERSPERSED BETWEEN THE MIRRORS WERE DOORS AND SPIRAL STAIRCASES WHICH
LED TO .......
SIDONIE WAS LOST , CONFUSED AND BURSTING. SO SHE MOVED TO THE
CENTRE AND FACED WINDWARD. FROM BENEATH HER TUTU (OR VOUSVOUS) ISSUED
FORTH EVERYTHING SHE HAD BEEN KEEPING BOTTLED UP EVER SINCE SHE HAD LEFT
GONDWANALAND, ASTRIDE HER WIND KEEL, IN THE HOPE OF FINDING THE SILVER
CHALICE THAT WAS RIGHTFULLY HERS. A PALE GREEN STREAM FORMED A WIDENING
POOL THAT COVERED THE CENTRE OF THE DANCE FLOOR UNTIL IT BECAME A
BILLABONG MEASURING ( 4 ) AND TWENTY STRIDES ACROSS.
)OFF
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 08.25 16/12/1983
THE OLD MAN, KIMO B.S. KIM CHEE, IN HIS WISDON, CHOSE TO ARRIVE
LATE AT THE BALL. ARRIVING AT THE ALA MOANA SHOPPING CENTER, MAIN BUS
TRANSFER POINT HE DECIDED TO GO HOME FIRST, TO CHANGE CLOTHES, NOT
WISHING TO ARRIVE LOOKING LIKE A CANAL(CANAILLE?)-DROWNED RAT.
UPON ARRIVAL, HE FOUND A MESSAGE HAD COME IN....
MEMO FROM: GREENPIECE, PRINCE, DRUDGE, QUOTH AND RAVEN,
CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANTS,
TO: KIMO B.S. KIM CHEE, WISE MAN-AT-LARGE, AND HIS TRUSTED SIDE-COCK
HARLEY K. ROACH,
SUBJECT: FROG RETURNS
YOUR REQUEST FOR A RUNNING SUM IN RE FRANCS FROM FROGS
DEPOSITS, CAN BE RESPONDED TO QUITE SIMPLY. RETURNS FOR
PREFERRED WISE ADVICE TO FROGS INDICATED NEITHER A NEGATIVE
NOR POSITIVE CASH FLOW. IF A COLLECTION AGENCY OR LEGAL
REPRESENTATIVE ARE TO BE EMPLOYED, A SUM TO COVER THESE SERVICES
SHOULD BE FORWARDED IMMEDIATELY TO THESE OFFICES. IN THE
MEANTIME, WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY. CAL DEARA, MY DEAR.
HE NODDED SAGELY.....
(TO BE CONTINUED)
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 08.51 16/12/1983
HE DECIDED TO WEAR TAILS, BUT GIVEN THE EARLIER ASSOCIATION
WITH MOUSTACHES, DECIDED TT
WOULD BE IN POOR TASTE. HE ALSO OPTED AGAINST HIS PEA-GREEN VELVET
VEST[ HE COULDN'T BUTTON IT (TOO MANY FOSTERS). HE WANTED TO WEAR
THE CHARRO AND PONCHO HIS SISTER HAD PICKED UP FOR HIM IN MEXICO
MANY YEARS AGO[ THEN HE REMEMBERED A FRIEND HAD SAT ON THE HAT AND
THE PONCHO HAD LONG SINCE BEEN CONVERTED TO A TEA COZY. HE OPENED
HIS CLOSET, DECIDED TO START OFF WITH HIS HULA'S T-SHIRT, THEN TIED
HIS YELLOW PAREAU DECORATED WITH RED SEA SHELLS AROUND HIS WAIST.
AT LAST, A COLOUR-THEME[.] A TRIUMPH FOR ETHNICITY [.]WHICH IS NOT
FAR FROM CRYSTALL CITY). OPENING A TOOLED LEATHER TRUNK, HE
LOVINGLY LIFTED OUT ONE OF HIS MOST TREASURED POSSESSIONS, A RED
AND YELLOW FEATHER CAPE PASSED DOWN BY HIS HAWAIIAN ANCESTORS (ONLY
A FRACTION OF HIS MULTI-ETHNIC BACKGROUND). RED KUNG FU SHOES,
COURONNE OF YELLOW PUKA SHELLS, RED CORAL, "DIAMONDS" FROM DIAMOND HEAD, "PELE'S
TEARS",
AND DRIED MAILE LEAVES. HE PLACED HIS COCKROACH IN A GILDED CAGE ON A GOLD
CHAIN WHICH HE ATTACHED TO HIS BEST KOA STAFF. HE THEN CORNERED THE
MONGOOSE, AND PUT A BRAINDED TI-LEAF LEASH ON HIM, WHICK HE ATTACHED TO
HIS WRIST.
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(TO BE CONTINUED)
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 09.17 16/12/1983
THE COCKROACH, NONE TOO PLEASED ABOUT HIS CONFINEMENT, COMMENTED
TO HIMSELF IN COCKROACHESE (AT THIS TIME, PRETTY CLOSE TO LIMBURGER
CHEESE) "I'M ONLY A COCKROACH IN A GILDED CAGE..." HE EXPLORED THE
AVAILABLE SPACE, DECIDED THE VIEW (6-SIDED) WAS ADEQUATE, AND SAT
TWIDDLING HIS ANTENNAE.
KIMO CALLED A CAB, WHICH REFUSED TO TAKE HIM ONCE THE DRIVER SAW
HE WAS ACCOMPANIED BY A "BETE SAUVAGE[.] AND "VERMINE".
THE COCKROACH, HIS AURA NOW REINSTATED, DECIDED TO MAKE HIS MARK
ON THE OCCASION. HE CALLED FOR THE SEA OF WORDS TO FLOW INTO A
ON THE OCCASION. HE CALLED FOR THE SEA WORDS (SEA OF WORDS) TO FLOW INTO
A MOVING, WAVELIKE PATH THAT WOULD DELIVER THEM TO THE BALL. AS EVEN
A GILDED WOODEN CAGE WILL FLOAT, AS WILL A KOA STAFF, THE TRIP WAS A
BEAUTIFUL TRANSCENDENTAL EXPERIENCE FOR THE COCKROACH, AS HIS CAGE GLIDED
SMOOTHLY FROM P'S TO Q'S TO THE END OF THE PATH. THE TRIP WAS
SOMEWHAT MORE HARROWING FOR MAN AND MONGOOSE. THE MONGOOSE CLUNG TO
THE KNOT IN THE PAREAU. KIMO, WISE MAN THAT HE WAS, TIGHTENED HIS HOLD ON HIS
STAFF, AND DECIDED TO ENJOY THE UNANTICIPATED "NIGHT FLIGHT". IT WAS A BEAUTIF
UL
NIGHT FOR A GRAND BALL. 3 FLYING SAUCERS, 2 METEORS, AND AN ASSORTMENT
OF BATS AND BIRDS NARROWLY MISSED THEM AS THEY GLIDED PAST,
A TOUCH OF EXCITEMENT, NOTHING MORE. THE STARS WERE OUT, THE MOON WAS
FULL, THE TRADES PLAYED WITH HIS HAIR AND CLOTHES. KIMO IMAGINED THEM
TO BE THE FINGERS OF THE LOVELY PRINCESSE "VERTE". HE LOOKED FORWARD TO
SEEING HER AGAIN AT THE OTHER END OF THE SEA OF WORDS.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WOM-HKR QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 09.33 16/12/1983
FINALLY, THEY ARRIVED. KIMO AND COMPANY ENTERED. HIS EAGER EYE
SEARCHED THE CRATER FOR THE PRINCESSES, BUT IT PAUSED PERMANENTLY ON THE
GIVER OF THE BALL, THE FAIRY GODMOTHER, LONG-LOST LOVE OF ONCE UPON A TIME,
INTRUSIVE PRESENCE ON HIS RECENT BUS TRIP.
DIAMOND HEAD HAD NEVER BEEN LOVELIER. THE LIGHTS OF THE CITY WERE
NEGATED BY THE SLOPES AND WHAT LIGHT THERE WAS WAS FAERYE-LIGHT, GLOWING
GOSSAMER THREADS THAT HUNG IN THE AIR FROM SLOPE TO SLOPE ALLOWING THE
LIGHTS IN THE SKY TO TWINKLE AND BEAM THROUGH. THE CLOUDS OF 1'S AND 0'S
HAD LONG AGO RAINED THEMSELVES OUT. IT WAS INDEED A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
IN AN ENCHANTED SETTING. HE DECIDED HE WOULD PRESENT HIS COMPLIMENTS TO THE
HOSTEHOSTESS.
DISPLAY 790
NO.790 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 01.47 31/12/1983
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS,BLIX SENT 16.09 16/12/1983
A LA GRANDE FAMILLE DES CREATURES MAGIQUES
IL EST MINUIT. ON N`A PLUS DE CHAMPAGNE. QUI VA EN CHERCHER POUR QUE
LA FETE PUISSE CONTINUER.? PERSONNE N`EN A ENVIE. ALORS IL VA FALLOIR
PRENDRE LA DECISION. ALORS ON DEMANDE A LA SORCIERE D`EN CHERCHER.
SIDONIE DE REPONDRE: "POURQUOI C`EST TOUJOURS A MOI QU`ON DEMANDE
DE FAIRE LES CHOSES LES MOINS AGREABLES? DEMANDEZ A L`APPRENTI SORCIER,
CAR E NE SONT QUE LES APPRENTIS QUI DOIVENT CHERCHER LES DENREES POUR
LES MAITRES."
LA PRINCESSE, LA REINE DU SOIR DANS SON NEGLIGEE ELEGANT, INVENTE UN
JEU POUR TROUVER LA PERSONNE QUI OSERAIT FAIRE LE CHEMIN A TRAVERS
DES MONTAGNES DE LA MORT POUR CHERCHER LE CHAMPAGNE A BILITIS.
TOUT A COUP LA PORTE S`OUVRE, ENTRE LA COUSINE DE LA PRINCESSE DANS SON
HABIT DE JUDO. ELLE EST UNE JEUNE PUNK, TOUTE VETUE EN CUIR AVEC UNE
TRIQUE DANS SA MAIN. ELLE EMBRASSE LA PRINCESSE ET CELLE-CI SE TRANS-
FORME TOUT A COUP EN GRENOUILLE. L`ESCROC PROPOSE DE MANGER DES CUISSES
DE GRENOUILLE. A CE MOMENT GALVANI JOINT LA SCENE ET CONTREDIT LES
THEORIES D`EINSTEIN.
FINALEMENT ON SE DECIDE A JOUER LE JEU DE L`EPEE DE LASER.
LES JOUEURS DOIVENT SE BATTRE SUR UNE PLATEFORME EN SUSPENS QUI ROTIT
AU MILIEU DE LA SALLE. LE PERDANT, QUI EST TUE SE TRANSFORME EN AIGLE DE
LA NUIT QUAND LA GRENOUILLE L`EMBRASSE. APRES UNE LUTTE ARDENTE L`APPRENTI
SORCIER SORT VICTORIEUX CONTRE L`ESCROC.
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS,BLIX SENT 16.42 16/12/1983
DER GAUKLER STIRBT. NACH EWENIGEN SEKUNDEN STEIGT EINE ROTE WOLKE AUF
UND ER WIRD ZUM GEIER. UNTER TOSENDEM APPLAUS DER ANDEREN BETEILIGTEN
ERHEBT ER SICH DURCH DIE W[NDE DES SCHLOSSES IN DIE ROSAROTE D[MMERUNG.
DER IN SEINER ZU TIEFST GEKR[NKTEN W]RDE ZAUBERLEHRLING STEIGT AUF SEINEN
HOOVER-KLOPFSAUGER UND TRITT IN DIE PEDALE, UM VOR DEM GEIER DAS
TODESGEBIRGE ZU ERREICHEN.
DDURCH EINE GEHEIMNISVOLLE KRAFT WIRD ER MIT DEM KLOPFSAUGER PL\TZLICH
IN DIE TIEFE GEZOGEN UND ZUR BRUCHLANDUNG GEZWUNGEN. BENOMMEN STEHT ER
AUF UND SUCHT ZUFLUCHT IN EINER H\HLE. AUS EINEM ]BERDIMENSIONALEN
MISTK]BEL ERT\NT EINE STINKENDE, G[NSEHAUTERREGENDE STIMME, DIE IHM
BEFIEHLT, WEITER IN DIE H\HLE VORZUDRINGEN. EIN S]SSER GERUCH DRINGT
IN SEINE NASE - CHANEL 5 - UND VOR SEINEN AUGEN \FFNET SICH NICHT DER
MISTK]BEL SONDERN EIN GEWALTIGES TOR ZU EINER NOCH GEWALTIGEREN H\HLE.
IN DER MITTE IST EIN RIESENGROSSES BECKEN MIT EINER TR[GE PL[TSCHERNDEN
FL]SSIGKEIT, IN DER SICH SCHLANGEN WINDEN.
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS,BLIX SENT 17.04 16/12/1983
"HRMPKZY" DISAIT Z ET MORDIT SA CAROTTE, L`AIR CONTENT. BLANC COMME LA
NEIGE PAR LA FORCE DES PLUIS ACIDES. TOUT ETAIT CLAIR MAINTENANT!
IL ETAIT LA REINCARNATION DE RICHARD WAGNER ET DES VERRUES DE FRANZ LISZT.
TRES CONTENT, IL AGITAIT LA QUEUE ET SE LEVA DANS L`AIR. SA PROPULSION
DE FUSEE TRAVAILLAIT DE FACON A LE CONTENTER. A SUIVRE.....
DISPLAY 791
NO.791 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 01.50 31/12/1983
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 21.41 16/12/1983
LEATHERCOCKROACHCANOEDIAMONDHEADUNIVERSCORNBALLSMAGICGAMESHYPERSPACE
SCHLOSSGREENSTREAMCACO DYLATEHEADPHONES
FOOLFROGLEGS ALPHABETSAX
HOHOCOUSIN CRYSTAL
TEACOSY "SIGH" WORLD
GARGLE WARTNOIR
KOAFLAKEY ORDINATEUR
ONCEUPONATIMEMUD TOSENDEMMOUSTACHE
YOUNGBOYSANDGIRLSFORTUNESCLOWNSGREENTOURBILLONNERRAVENBELLYGGGGG
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.41 16/12/1983
FROM BRUCE;
I REMAINEED RELATIVELY CALM IN THIS SITUATION
A VERY HIGH PRESSURE ONE AT THAT.
TOO BAD THE TRIKESTER DID NOT KNOW THAT
I OFTEN MISSPLACE MY BRAIN AND HAVE
TAKEN TO CARRYING A SPARE IN MY BACK
POCKET.A LITTLE ELMERS GLUE,MASKING TAPE
AND IT'S AS GOOD AS NEW.TOO BAD I WAS
SCATTERING THE ALPHABETIZING CARD
CATALOGUES ALL OVER THE MAGIC KINGDOOM.
CURRENT DIRECTORY;SPACE ALLOCATION;
MONEY ALLOCATION;DIRECTORY GROUPS;
PASZWORDS...EVERYTHING.IT'S ALL FUCKE D
SEE WHAT I MEAN.
SEND
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 22.01 16/12/1983
---------- OUT OF MY EYES ---- OUT OF MY HEAD -----
WHY CAN'T A PRINCE GET ANY PEACE AROUND HERE ------
ALWAYS A CALL TO ACTION, WELL ---- CALL GREENWOOD 7_4312
FOR ACTION.
IT'S GETTING TO BE WINTER AROUND HERE AND
WINTER IS RT THE TIME FOR HIBERNATION.
AUTUM -
AUTUMN - THE TIME OF TRANSFORMATION TAUGHT
ME THE WAY, WINTER IS THE TIME FOR
INWARD SEEKING. GO AWAY ...
STOP KNOCKING ON MY HEAD .........
I WANT TO BE THE PRINCE OF PEACE -
WINTER IS THE TIME FOR THE
PRINCE OF PEACE TO REIGN.
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SE
se
conscience doth make cowards of us all.
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NOW CRACKS A NOBLE HEART. GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE,
AND FLIGHTS OF ANGELS SING THEE TO THY REST.
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)OFF
SEND
send
help
FROM DGA TO NEXUS SENT 22.37 16/12/1983
FROM KALIGULA,DARLINNG OF THE MASSES..............................
ALS POOOR BEAST, IT WASN'T A MISCARRIAGE BUT ANOTHER OF THE WITCH'S FAILED
ABORTIONS...STILL THE POOR DEAR'S GETTING A BIT SENILE...SHE EVN HAS TO
STEAL HER JOKEES FROM GAY MUSICALS...(DOES THIS MAKE HER THE ORIGINAL
FAH SORRY FAG HAG)...HOWEVER ....BACK TO THE MESS ON THE BALLROOM FLOOR..
OR TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY..AFTER THE BALL IS OVER, THE MESS ON THE FLOOR
CARRIES ON ( HAVING A BALL,THAT IS)))....................................
..................ACTUALLY IT'S QUITE INCREDIBLE JUST WHAT YOU CAN
ACCEPPTTT...MOVING SLOWLY AT FIRST,,AROUND THE SOUTH COAST OF THE ISLAND.
THE LEVEL OF DESTRUCTION IT CAUSED WAS SO HORRIFYING, THAT IT WAS ONLY AFTER SEV
ERAL WEEKS THAT
AFTER THE EVACUATION OF ALL THE TOWNS AND VILLAGES OF THE COAST AND THE
LOSS OF SEVERAL THOUSAND LIVES THAT PEOPLEE*REALIZED JUST HOW ASTONISHINGLY BEAU
TIFUL IT WAS.
THE WHIRL POOL PRODUCED INTENSE HEAT AND MYSTERIOUS UNHEARD OF GASES
OF VIVID COLOURS. AT CERTAIN TIMES OF DAY, THESE GASES WOULDD
HARDEN INTO SPINNING WALLS AND TOWER IN COLUMNS OF GLASS, WHICH WITHOUT WARNING
WOULD SHATTER
FILLING THE AIR FOR MILES AROUND WITH ITS DEADLY FRAGMENTS.
MOREOVER, THE GLASS, WS FORMED IN SUCH A WAY THAT ANY BREEXE WHICH
ENTERED THE VORTEX WOULD BE SPUN AT SUCH VELOCITY AS TO BE TRANSFORMED INTO
A CYCLONE WHICH WOULD BE UNLEASHED ON THE ISLAND WHEN THE GLASS SHATTERED.
BUT THIS DESCRIPTION MAKES IT SOUND PREDICTABLE WHICH IT WAS NOT. ONE
DAY IT WOULD CREATE A HUGE SUCTION AND THE NEXT IT WOULD
BELCH OUT COLUMNS OF MAGENTA SMOKE.
SO GREAT WAS ITS LOATHING FOR RIFF RAFF(THAT'S MY BOY!) THAT
IT COULD NOT BEAR TO COMMUNICATE DIRECTLY BUT SPOKE INSTEAD
THROUGH A MEDIUM, A MEDIUM WHICH IN SOME WAYS WAS MORE UNLIKELY THAT
THAN THE CREATURRE ITSELF. IT APPEARED WITHOUT WARNING AT THE ENTRANCE OF A
BUSY STATION, IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE A HEAD, SUSPENDED IN THE AIR ABOVE
AN ABANDONED NIKON ON A TRIPOD. THE CAMERA WHIRRED AND CLICKED AWAY
WHILE THE MEDIUM GRINNED LIKE THE CHESHIRE CAT. IT WAS SIMILAR
TO A FACE IN SHAPEE ALONE. IT SEEMED COMPOSED OF EARTH, EXCREMENT
AND STRAW FOR A BEARD. ITS ONLY OTHER RECOGNIZABLE FEATURE WAS A
MOUTH WHICH WAS OPENING AND SHUTTING IN A DESPERATE WAY LIKE AN
INFANT STRIVING IN VAIN TO ARTICULATE SOME CRAVING.
THEN IT SPOKE' I'M THINKING OF A MAN, A MAN WITH TITTIES ,
LITTLE ONES, ' IT CONTINUED IN MORE CONFIDING TONE, ' HE'S
GOT A GOLD DRESS ON AND HE'S SITTING ON A POTTY , THERE'S A
NASTY STICK IN HIS HAND AND EVERY TIME HE TELLS A JOKE
HE DROPS A PEANUT
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 02.42 17/12/1983
THE WITCH
AYANT MAINTENANT SATISFAIT SON BESOIN PRESSENT ET EN MEME TEMPS CREE
UN CHEF-D'OEUVRE, UN BILLABONG MAGIQUE, SIDONIE DECIDE QUE CE SERAIT
AMUSANT DE TRANSFORMER LA PISTE DE DANSE ET DE LA GELER. ..... ELLE
RICANE ENTRE SES DENTS PERFIDES ET VOIT GLISSER ET SE REFLETER TOUS CES
INVITES DANS LES BRISURES STALACTYTEEEEEES (ET QUI SAIT AUSSI PEUT-ETRE
STALAGMITEEEEEES) DES PROJECTIONS. ON SE CROIRAIT AU CINEMA.
EN FAIT D'ECRAN!..................SIDONIE ENTEND LA VOIX-OFF DU PRINCE
TANDIS QUE L'IMAGE, QUE DIS-JE, LES IMAGES DE LA PRINCESSE SE SUCCEDENT
A RECULONS. QUELS EFFETS MIROITANTS!
REGARDEZ-LES TOUS!
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
' '
' '
' CE PRINCE REVEUR QUI SONGE D'ACTION
' CE VIEILLARD DECREPI QUI RONGE L'INFLATION '
' ET CE MAGICIEN QUI SE GAVE D'ILLUSION '
' PUIS CE FOU QUI SE NOURRIT DE PASSION '
' (MAIS N'EN GOUTE PAS LES FRUITS) '
' PENDANT QUE LA BETE EBAHIE PAR LES BRUITS '
' OUATINES MAIS NEANMOINS ABRUTISSANTS DES '
' PERSHINGS DE PITTSBURG, '
' IGNORE LE VILAIN QUI FAIT DES GESTES A '
' BEAUBOURG. '
' CE MAGICIEN ENCORE FOU D'ACTION
' EN VILAIN SE COMPORTE, EN PRINCE SE DESIRE,
' VOUS L'AVEZ VU REMPLIR DES TUBES DE ROUGE '
' ET DE FOSTER AVEC DE L'EAU DE SEINE '
' ET DE FOSTER AVEC DE L'EAU DE SEINE '
' QUELLE MISE EN SCENE '
' QUELLE HALEINE MAL SEINE '
' AVEC DE L'EAU DE SEINE '
' ET POURQUOI PAS DE L'EAU DE AVEL, DE JAVEL, '
' DE CITOEN, SIX TROENES ET PEUGEOT '
' ET POURQUOI PAS AVEC DE L'EAU DE PLUIE '
' ATOMISEE UNIVERSELLE? '
' OU MEME DE VERMICELLE? ET ALORS BAGUA-T'ELLE! '
' ON A FAIM '
' QUI A BESOIN DE ROUGE A LEVRES? '
' IL A BESOIN DE MAQUILLER SES PERCEPTIONS '
' POLITIQUES FAIBLARDES '
' ET MOI JE CREVE DE FAIM SOUS CETTE LUNE '
' BLAFARDE '
' OU EST MON RAVEN PIE? '
' OU SONT MES CHAMPIGNONS ATOMIQUES? '
' ET MES RETOMBEES SOPORIFIQUES? '
' OU EST MON SOUFFRE-DOULEUR? '
' MON SOUFRE, MON SAFRAN, MON SATAN, MON AMANT, '
' MON PETIT ECRASE-MALHEUR? MON MEGABYTE? '
' SOUS LA COULEUR DES VIOLONS '
' DE L'AUTOMNE '
' JE DANSE, DANSE, DANSE, DANSE DE VIGUEUR '
' ET JE LAISSE LA LENTEUR A PAUL TANDIS QUE, '
' CHARLES S'OPIACE SOUS RELENTS ETHERISES DES '
' PENSEES OPULENTES.... '
' '
' '
' AH! AH! LE MAGICIEN AH ROSE DE ROUGE '
' SES APPETITS COLORES DE GROS MARCHANDS '
' D'ORDINATEUR '
' ET SE MOQUE DE MES TUBES DE FOSTEUR! '
' A NOUS DEUX OU CINQ MON GAILLARD.... '
' UNE FEMME AVERTIE EN VAUT TROIS! '
' J'EXECUTE MA DANSE INFERNALE EN CHANTANT '
' ALLEGREMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMENT '
' '
' UN PAS ZZZZ EN NNNN AVANT '
' '
' TROIS PAS ZZZZ EN NNNNN ARRIERE '
' (TAMBOUR MAJOR) '
' ONZE SUR LE COTE ...... OUEST... OUEST... '
' OUEST. OUEST OUEST OUEST OUEST OUEST OUEST '
' OUESTOUEST OUESTOUESTOUESTOUESTOUESTOUEST '
' OUESTOUESTOUESTOUESTOUESTOUESTOUESTOUESTOUES '
' (ECHO) '
' ET DANS LA FOSSE DE MARIANNES TU TOMBES '
' MAGICIEN MECHANT (OUEST VINGTDEUX FOIS MULTI- '
' PLIEES PAR 5 MOINS LES ECHOS FRAGMENTES... '
' TU TOMBES MAGICIEN IMAGINAIRE '
' DANS L'ABIME ABYSSE '
' DE TON SORT BRISE. RONRON. TON ZELE REPLIE '
' TATOUAGE-MAQUILLAGE INUTILE, '
' QUAND LA VIE EST UN MOUTON, '
' TU TE COMPORTES EN BOUTON, '
' QUAND LA VIE EST UN AUTRE BOUTON '
' TU TE PRESSES EN CITRON ET DISPARAIT ROUGE DE '
' DESIRS DANS LA FOSSE DE L'ABIME. '
' QUAND LA VIE EST UN SCANDALE '
' JE TE RETROUVE A IIIIIIAAAAALLLLLLEEEE '
' AIE! AIE! AIEYAAIEAYIEAIYE!!!!!!!! '
' J'Y REPENSE!!!!!! QUELLE DISTRAITE JE SUIS...
' JE SUIS DONC JE REPENSE....... '
' YALE? YALE? YALE? YALE? YALE? '
' OU ES-TU? '
' MON CALICE EN ARGENT '
' MA COUPE DE 132 ANS..... '
' JE VEUX BOIRE A LA SANTE '
' DU PRINCE '
' AUX FRAIS DE LA PRINCESSE. '
' SOUS LA NUIT ETOILEE VERTE DE TERREUR LA '
' PRINCESSE S'AGITE, SA MARRAINE, LA MERE GOD '
' ET PAS GODDESSE - LA LOGIQUE DE LA LANGUE- '
' REF, SEE TRICKSTER,,,, RAVEN (4), - LUI '
7 RACONTE DES HISTOIRES FEMINISTE QUI FONT '
' FREMIR CETTE ASSEMBLEE DE MAGICIENS, DE VOL- '
' EURS , DE TROMPEURS, DE VILAINS, DE FOUS, DE '
' JONGLEURS, ACROBATEURS, D'ANARQUEURS, SANS '
' QUEUES ET AVEC QUEUES....TRALALALALALALALAL '
' DE VIEEIIILLLLLARDS SOIT DISANT SAGES '
' DE FAUCILLES SANS CEDILLES, DES ARMURIERS DE '
' PITTSBURG,,,,,, DECIDEMMENT PITTSBURGH EST EN '
' VOGUE DE PARIS A BERLIN A LONDRES ET AILLEURS '
' QUEL EST CE VACARME, CE TONNERRE DE RAGE? '
' '
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FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 05.58 17/12/1983
LA PRINCESSE
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?
AH AH AH AH.............
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 08.33 17/12/1983
FROM THE WITCH
NREM
NREM- OCCULT- STILLNESSS- GARP- TO TIMEWARP- GAP- IMMOBILITE- DREAMTIME-
CAUCHEMAR - LIVINGTIME- HIGHPRIESTESS- I CHING- BELZEBUT- BALTAZAR-
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 09.05 17/12/1983
THE WITH ERROR
THE WITCH
CHRONOLILOGICAL CORE
CHRONOLOGICAL CORE
TIK TAK TIK TOK TIK TAK TIK TAK
TIL TAK TIK TAK TIK TOK
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N.R.E.M. - OCCULT - STILLNESS - GARP - TIME GAP - TIME WARP -
IMMOBILITE - DEAMTIME - CAUCHEMAR - LIVING TIME - HIIGH PRIESSTESS -
I CHING - BELZEBUT - BALTAZAR - BAL DU HASARD - DAL DU BAZAR - ZANZIBAR -
TUBAR - WARTERLOO - CALAMAR - DR KALIKARI - LE RADEAU DE LA MEDUSE-
LE CHANT DU COQ- LE COQ GAULOIS - LE JEU DE L'OIE - LE JEU A MOI - A TOI -
TOILE D'ARAIGNEE - LA SAIGNEE - A BLEU - LE STEAK BLEU- LES ESCARGOTS
VOLANTS - LA STATUE DE LA LIBERTE - L'EVENEMENT HORIZON - TOUT AZIMUT -
OH ZUT ALORS - ZUT ( REPETE DEUX FOIS ) - J'AI OUBLIE MON TICKET -
K DES BRUMES CORNES - 18 BRUMAIRE- LA VANGEANCE- A OUTRANCE- EAUX DE MON
CORPS
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KAKODYLATE DE K.UN (KI LE REGARDAIT DE SA TOMBE) EN EST TONBE SUR SON K.
MEGABYTE PROFITANT DE CETTE KONFUSION ENJAMBA LA KONFUSION LA KONFLAGRATION
POUR SE PRECIPITER SUR LA PISSE DE DANSE.
L'IMPACT EST TEL QUE LE MIROIR DE DANSE DE GLACE, STALAGMYTHE, STALAGTYTE
ET MEME MYHTHE DANS UN GRONDEMENT SE PULVERISE, DANS UN
GRONDEMENT IN DRESS KRYPTIBLE
SIDONIE, JOUISSANTE DU SPECTACLE, L'ECRAN DECHIRE, MIROIR FOUDROYE,
PERSONNAGES KATAPULTES (ENCORE UNE FOIS) A TRAVERS L'ESPACE- TEMPS,
ABSORBEE PAR CETTE NOUVELLE MISE EN SCENE, EN OUBLIE DE REGIR LES ACTEURS
LES REACTEURS DE SON WINGED KEEL RONRONNENT , L'APPEL DU 18 JUIN, ELLE
SE PRECIPITE A BORD.
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 07.46 17/12/1983
LA PRINCESSE.
TOURBILLONANT FOLLEMENT DANS SON BATEAU QU'UN RAINBOW GENEREUX AVAIT
RENDU IVRE,CHLOROPHYLE REVERDISSAIT SON MAQUILLAGE.
LEVANT LES YEUX AU CIEL ELLE APERCUT UNE LUMIERE NOIRE QUI SE DIRIGEAIT
VERS ELLE.LES RAYONS DU SOLEIL REFLETANT MAGIQUEMENT LES PRUNELLES DE SES YEUXX
,ELLE S'ECRIA:
"JE VOIS LA LUMIERE NOIRE"
PASSANT PAR LA,UN JEUNE HOMME PAPYRUS A LA MAIN PRENAIT DES NOTES...
"VIC,SE DISAIT IL,TU AS TORT DE VOLER AINSI LEURS PENSEES AUX AUTRES...
ALLONS HU OU PLUTOT GO GO...
UN SOFFLE DE VENT QUI S'ENNUYAIT PAR LA ,DECIDA DE RAPPORTER CES PAROLES
A CHLOROPHYLE,MAIS,ENCORE BIEN JEUNE,IL LUI MANQUAIT LA FORCE ET LA VI
GUEUR DE SES AINES.ET CE NE FUT QU'UN FAIBLE RESUME QUI PARVINT AUX ORE
ILLES DE CHLOROPHYLE:
-VIC TOR HU GO ??
-VICTOE HU GO???
VI TORHUGO?
VICTORHU GO?
VICTOR HUGO?
QUELLE PEUT BIEN ETRE CETTE CHOSE ETRANGE?
MAIS N'EST CE POINT VOUS CHERE MARRAINE QUE JE M'EN VOIS VENIR?
(QUELLE HOREUR,CHLOROPHYLE!)
(CES PAROLES D'UNE IMPARDONNABLE FRANCHISE ET D'UN MANQUE DE SAVOIR
VIVRE EVIDENT NE PARVINRENT HEUREUSEMENT PAS A L'OUIE POURTANT FINE
DE CHLOROPHYLE
-C'EST SUR L'ILE DE SAXISLAND MA CHERE FILLE QUE CETTE ANNEE SE DEROU
LERA MA PETITE FETE MAIS ......JEEE NEEEE PEUUUUUUUUU.................X
PAAAAAAAAS M'ATTARDERRRRR..........
ET DEJA LE BRUIT DE SON INFERNALE MACHINE ............
TIRAILLEE PAR SA CRAINTE DU VILAIN ,ET PAR L'ESPRIT DE VENGEANCE QUI VE
NAIT D'AMMENAGER DEPUIS PEU DE TEMPS DANS SA TETE,,CHLOROPHYLE LOMGTEMPS
HESITA......
PUIS VERDOYANTE DE RAGE ELLE PROCLAMA AVEC LA FERMETE D'UN CAPITAINE
EN AVANT TOUTE MATELOT,..ON M'ATTENDS LA BAS...
Y ETRE OU NE PAS Y ETRE......TELLE EST BIEN LA QUESTION
(UN AUTRE JEUNE HOMME S'EN PASSAIT PAR LA..)
TO BE OR NOT TO BE ? AIS-JE BIEN TRADUIT ? SE DEMANDAIT-IL.
ARRIVEE EN VUE DE L'ILE,CHLOROPHYLE PERCUT DES BRUITS ETRANGES...
DOUCES MELANCOLIES
MELODIES ENDIABLEES..
ELLE POSA UN PIED A TERRE...PUIS UN AUTRE
ET LA CE NE FUT QU'EMERVEILLEMENT,
DE PARTOUT LA GLACE RECOUVRAIT LE PAYSAGE.......
NEONS ECLATANTS..
AUX LUEURS DES BOUGIES..
PARFUMS ENIVRANTS..
AUX REFLETS DE MAGIE..
.............
NE NEGLIGEANT RIEN DE SON DEVOIR D'HOTESSE,LE FEE AVAIT REUNIT LA ATTRAC
TIONS DIVERSES..
TABLES DE VOEUX POUR LES UNS
ET POUR LES AUTRES,
TROIS JEUNES FILLES,MAGICIENNES DE LEURS PROFESSION DISAIT-ON ET PARISI
ENNES D'HORIZON....
SANDRYNIX
NATHALIX
SOPHYX
QUI MALGRE LEURS FORMES ANGULAIRES ATTIRAIENT BIEN DES REGARDS..
CHLOROPHYLE APERCUT AU MILEU DE LA PISTE DE DANSE GLACEE(PAR LES BONS
SOINS DE CETTE VIEILLE PEAU DESECHEE DE SIDONIE.)UNE ESTRADE.
NEGLIGEANT SA BONNE EDUCATION,ELLE S'ELANCA BOUSCULANT,PIETINANT,LES CO
UPLES OCCUPES A LIER CONNAISSANCE SUR LE SOL, ET D'UN PETIT BOND SOUPLE
ET GRACIEUX ,SE HISSA SUR LA SCENE....
IL FAISAIT CHAUD,L'ORCHESTRE ENCHAINA UN VIEUX BLUES,LES PROJECTEURS
SE TOURNERENT VER LA PRINCESSE.
LANGOUREUSEMENT,ET AU SON DU SAXO
CHLOROPHYLE,SEXUELLEMENT...
.........FIT SAUTER....
UN A UN ..........
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MAIS DEJA SIDONIE AVAIT ATTIRE A ELLE TOUS LES REGARDS......
OUI DECIDEMENT,C'ETAIT A ELLE QUE CHLOROPHYLE DEVAIT FAIRE APPEL!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THIS SHE DID,DIRECTING THE ORCHESTRA, WITH MOVEMENTS OF HER EYELIDS
ACCORDING TO THE ANCIENT ART OF KUDIATAM PRESERVED ION THE MOUNTAINS OF
KERALA TO THIS DAY,IN A GENUINE AGBEKOR LEARNED FROM THE EWE TRIBE OF
GHANA.
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SI-DO-NIE TOI ET MOI, TOUCHONS NOUS LES 2 DOIGTS AND FORMULATEA NEW LAW
SI--DO-NIE TOI ET MOI, DANS LE TEMPS POURQUOI PAS UNIRONS NOS DEUX FOIS
SI-DO-NIE YOU AND ME, FROM THE BURNING WORD SEA FROM THE ANTIQUE MYSTERY
SI-DO-NIE YOU AND ME, LES VERITES QU'OUBLIE LE PRINCE, CERVEAU ENGLOUTI
CHLOROPHYLE LA PRINCESSE S'ARRETTA ET LA FOULE MEDUSEE , TOOK QNE STEP
BACK' AS THE MORSEL OF PRINCE 13'S BRAIN, WHICH UNTIL NOW HAD RESTED
UNNOTICED IN A DARK CORNER OF THE ROOM, BEGAN TO SWELL WITH A PULSING
RADIOACTIVE GLOW. A GASP WENT UP FROM THE CROWD AS THE THROBBING LOBE
SLOWLY ROSE INTO THE AIR AND HOVERED ABOVE THEM, AS IF TO ANNOUNCE SOME
HORRIBLE REVELATION....
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EVERYTHING AT BALL AND EVERYONE
HURTLED HEADLONG INTO COLLISION.
ALL AT THE SAME TIME , IN THE MIDST OF KALIGULA CAUCHE MER, HIGH
WINDS QUI ENTOURAIENT SAX ISLAND, THE MERDE DE L'ANGUILLE QUI
AVAIT DETRUIT LA GLACE DE LA PRINCESSE, AND THE EVIL EYE WHICH HAD
SMASHED THE GLASS DANCE FLOOR OF THE SNOW QUEEN'S PALAIS DE GLACE,
TOUT S'ARRETTA. ON SE TROUVA DANS LE CACODYLATE DE L'HURRICANE.
IN A LONG SLOW ARC THE GLASS EYE, SOLE MOVING OBJECT, BOUNCED UP OFF
THE FLOOR AND DISSAPPEARED WITH A PLOP INTO THE PHOSPHOESCENT
SWOLLEN BLOB OF BRAIN, THE PRINCE'S DETACHED AND DECENTRALIZED
THINKING CAPACITY.
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HALLO BEAST
HALLO VILLAIN
HALLO TRICKSTER
HALLO WISE OLD MAN
HALLO PRINCE
HALLO FOOL
HALLO WITCH
HALLO FAIRY
HALLO PRINCESS
HALLO ARTEX
I`M SO FINE
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SO, SO
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SERVUS
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS,BLIX SENT 18.53 17/12/1983
ADD MSG 495......CE N`ETAIT QUE QUELQUES FOIS A AUTRES QU`IL
COMMENCAIT A CRACHER DU SANG
L`APPRENTI SORCIER NE VOULAIT PLUS ETRE LE SERVANT DE SON MAITRE.
IL NE VOULAIT PLUS VOIR COMMENT LE GRAND SAGE TRANSFORMAIT DEVANT LUI
LA TERRE ET AVOIT DROIT DE VIE ET DE MORT.
C`EST POURQUOI IL DECIDEA DE CHANGER LE CONTE CETTE VIEILLE HISTOIRE.
IL DECIDA DE NE PLUS ETRE BETE
IL VOULAIT DEVINIR AUSSI PUISSANT QUE SON MAITRE.
QUAND IL DECOUVRIT QUE TOUT ETAIT UN MENSONGE.
EN REALITE, LE MAGICIEN ETAIT LEA SORCIERE.
D`AILLEUR IL NE SAVAIT PAS QUOI FAIRE AVEC LES FEMMES.
C`EST ALLORS QU`IL EUT UNE VISION: IL SERA PLUS, IL SERA PLUS PUISSANT
IL NE SERA L`OPPRIME, MAIS CELUI QUI OPPRIME.
SA PUISSANCE DOMINERA TOUT.
C`EST POURQUOI IL FOUILLAIT EN CACHETTE LE LABORATOIRE DU MAGICIEN POUR
TROUVER LA POTION QUI REND TOUT-PUISSANT.IL SAVAIT QU`IL NE POUVAIT AVOIR
DU SUCCES QUE SI IL DEVAOILAIT LE SECRET.
IL OUVRIT UN VIEUX TIRROIRE FERME A CLEF...ET VOILA.
IL TROUVA CE QU`IL CHERCHAIT, MASQUE EN BIGOUDI, MAIS IL COMPRIT
DE SUITE.
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 19.50 17/12/1983
CHLOROPHYLE.
...MEFIEZ VOUS DE VOTRE OMBRE...
...FUYEZ TOUT...
...FUYEZ...
... MEME LE SOMBRE...
...CRAIGNEZ...
...CRAIGNEZ MA VENGEANCE...
CAR
L'INSTANT DU CHATIMENT SUPREME
S'EN VIENT
LENTEMENT.....
INEXORABLEMENT....
IL APPROCHE!
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[.]OME OF THE WISE OLD MAN]S CRONIES ARE UP ON THE [.]ORTH SHORE OF THE ISLAND, HOPI
NG
HOPING THEY WILL BE INVITED TO THE BALL
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~HE WISE OLD MAN]S CRONIES ON THE [.]ORTH [.]HORE OF [.]AHU [.]THE ISLAND ON WHICH [.]ONLU
LU
AND THE *ARTY IS ARE BEING HELD^ HAFVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO INTERCEPT THE MESSAGES
FROM
THE *LISSURE DU TEXTIES, AND OUR BRAINS ARE BOILING IN
CONFUSION FROM ALL THESE MESSAGES
~HE COCKROACH IS , AMIDST ALL THIS, GETTING UPSET WITH THE
PRETENTIOUS RAVEN. [.]ACH TIME THE RAVEN CRIES ,)[.]EVERMORE], THE COCKROACHE]S ATT
ENNA
FLESH RAISES. )[.]EVERLESS[.] [.]EVERLESS))...HE CLACKS. [.]OR EVER MORE
WHEN THE RAVN MAKES HIS INANE COMMENT )NEVERLESS) REVERBERATES THROUGH
THE CHAMBERS OF HIS NOSTILS. [.]N THE MEANTIME, THE WISE [.]LD |AN IS BEGINNING
TO WONDER ABOUT ALL OF THESE ADDLED MESSAGES. [.]ND HE THINKS OF INFORMATION THA
T 'EN HAS JUST BROUGHT HIM, ABOUR A FRIEND IN [.]OUTHERN WHO EARNS FORTY DO
LLARS AN HOUR FOR WROD PROCESSING, ~HE WISE OLD AMN CRIES OUT AT THE INJUS
TICE OF DOING THIS FOR NOTHING
AND C.. [.]E NEEDS MONEY TO BE T ON THE COCKFIGHTS,
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 00.19 18/12/1983
LA BETE AVAIT FAIM; ELLE HESITAIT ENTR LE TRANSPONDEUR INTERPOLATEUR, LA ROBE DE
LA
PRINCESSE (DEJA FUMEE), LA BLATTE HARLEQUIN (CA SERAIT NOUVEAU),ET POURQUOI PAS,
SE DIT-ELLE, BOUFFER TOUS LES INVITES DE CE BAL (SI JAMAIS IL A LIEU ET QUE TOUS
FINISSENT PAR S'Y PRESENTER). TANT QU'A FAIRE, AVANT DE PASSER A TABLE, COMME HO
RS-
D'OEUVRE, ELLE DECIDA DE S'OFFRIR LA MARRAINE-VOILE. SANS UN CRI, NI UN FREMISSE
MENT,
NI MEME UN CHUCHOTEMENT, CELLE-CI SE LAISSA ENGLOUTIR DANS LA VERTE ET BAVEUSE
GUEULE DE LA BETE AFFAMEE. ON ENTENDIT (SUR L'ORDINATEUR) UN GLOUK UN PEU LIQUID
E...
MAIS POURQUOI ENGLOUTIR TOUTE CETTE BOUFFE INFAME, DIFFICILE A ASSIMILER ET QUI
PEUT RENDRE LA PENSEE AMORPHE PAR SA LOUDEUR EXECRABLE; MIEUX VAUT SE CONTENTER
DE SIMPLES HUMAINS A L'ESPRIT HUMBLE AFIN DE NE PAS ENCRASSER LA CEREBRALITE BIE
N
HUILEE QUI PREVAUT DEPUIS DEJA LONTEMPS. A BAS LES HORS-D'OEUVRE QUI VOUS COUPEN
T
L'APPETIT ET LES DESSERTS QUI FONT VOMIR. HI! VIVE LA CONSOMMATION DU MET PRINCI
PAL
SANS AVANT PENSEE NI APRES PENSEE QUE POUR L E PLAISIR DE CONTINUER A EXISTER;
SAgS PLUS!
R E C E T T E
FAISONS UN ENORME PATE, D'ABORD COMPOSE
D'UNE PRINCESSE BLEUE, COMME DES BLEUTS
UNE COUCHE DE VILAIN, ROSE COMME DU CLEA-
RESIL, UNE AUTRE DE BONNE FEE (INGRE-
DIENTS SECRETS) UNE TRANCHE DE PRINCE,
POUR METTRE UN PEU DE PIQUANT, ET COM-
ME L'ON DESIRE, UN PEU DE MAGICIEN
(LA CREME FOUETTEE), UNE PINCEE DE VIEIL
HOMME SAGE (L'INATTENDU), ET UN PEU DE
TOUT CE QUE VOUS AIMEZ LE MIEUX. FAIRE
CUIRE ET SURTOUT,
N E P A S M A N G E R
------------------------------------------YEUK!
LA BETE SE REPRIT A TEMPS. DE PEUR DE S'ENPOISONNER, ELLE DECIDA DE BALAYER
LA SCENE D'UN COUP DE QUEUE ET DE RECOMMENCER . SOUDAIN, IL N'Y EU PLUS
RIEN. NI PERSONNAGES, NI LIEUX, NI TEMPS, QU'UNE FEUILLE D'ORDINATEUR VIERGE,
QUI RAPPELAIT VAGUEMENT LA PRINCESSE.LA BETE PUSHED ON THE RED BUTTON.
(MAINTENENT DEBROUILLEZ-VOUS AVEC CA, GANG DE TABERNAAAAAACLES)
EVERYTHING CRASHED DANS LES AIRS. LA SALLE DE BAL FUT PULVERISEE ET TOUS
CEUX QUI ETAIENT PRESENT, SE RENDIRENT COMPTE QU'ILS ETAIENT EN MIETTES.
LA BETE S'AMUSA QUELQUE TEMPS A RECUPERER LES MORCEAUX: UN VILAIN
NEZ PAR-CI, UNE CEINTURE DE CHASTETE PAR-LA, UNE BARRE BRUNE, UNE BARBE
DEGUEULASSE ET MACULEE. ELLE REUNIT LE TOUT OU TENTA DE LA LE FAIRE
POUR RECONSTRUIRE L'ETRE QU'ELLE AVAIT TOUJOURS DESIRE POSSEDE. D'UNE
FACON MIRACULEUSE, ELLE REUSSIT A RECREER UN GARCON D'UNE TELLE BEAUTE
QU'ELLE EN TOMBA FOLLEMENT AMOUREUSE: IL EMETTAIT TELLEMENT DE SEDUCTIONS,
SES YEUX, SON FRONT, SA POITRINE, SON SEXE, SES CHEVEUCX ETAIENT DE PRO-
PORTIONS , DE COULEURS, DE FORMES SI PARFAITES, QUE RIEN DE MIEUX NE S'ETAIT
JAMAIS MANIFESTE SI PARFAITEMENT SOUS UN CIEL ATOMIQUE.
FRANK INSTINCT, C'EST AINSI QU'ELLE LE NOMMA, GRIMPA IMMEDIATEMENT DANS
L'ECHELLE ET ATTEINGNIT, LES YEUX BOUILLANTS D'AMOUR ET DE PASSION , LES
LLEVRES BRULANTES (HOT LIPS,HOT LIBS) DE LA BETE QUI, DEJA, AVAIT REVETU
SON PLUS BEAU COSTUME MICHEL ROBICHAUD EN PLUMES DE CANARD - CORBEAU,
LISSEES AVEC DE LA BAVE DE TRUITE D'EAU DOUCE ET MOUCHETEE.
S'ETANT VERSE UN VERRE DE BIERE MON MINOU (THAT MEANS :"PUSSY CAT")
QU'ELLE INGURGITA D'UN SEUL SLURP, LA BETE SE MIT A REFLECHIR EN AVALANT
LES CHANDELLES QUI COULAIENT SUR LA TABLE,LES CENDRIERS PLEINS ET LES VERRES
VIDES. ET D'AILLEURS SE DIT-ELLE, POURQUOI PAS UNE BELLE GROSSE LIGNE DE
COKE ESPAGNOLE? FUCK LA COCKRELLE(ROACH), STIE! QU'ELLE ECRASA D'UN DEFINI-
TIF COUP DE QUEUE(COCK), EN ESPERANR NE PLUS JAMAIS LA REVOIR!
LES MIETTES DI DU VIEIL HOMME SAGE PLEURERENT SUR LE CADAVRE DU CHAMPION DES
COQS DE COMBAT DE HONOLULU , DIT :HARLEQUIN COCKROACH.
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!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOUCH......
ALLEZ VOUS FAIRE VOIR LES MIETTES QUE DANS MON ASSIETTE ET D'AILLEURS ALLEZ METT
RE VOS
PYJAMAS.
LES CORBEAUX(QUATRE, 4, IV, FOUR OSTIES RAVENS) QUI PASSAIENT PAR LA EN NIAISAN
T
ET EN FAISANT DES CROTTES UN PEU PARTOUT COMME ON AVAIT L'HABITUDE DE LES
VOIR FAIRE DEPUIS UN CERTAIN TEMPS , ETAIENT LES SEULS SURVIVANTS COMPLETS DU
RECENT CATACLYSME. LA BETE LES APPERCUT, LES HELA DOUCEMENT; BETEMENT, ILS VINRE
NT
SE POSER SUR CE QU'ILS PRIRENT POUR SON EPAULE ET QUI ETAIT EN FAIT, LE GROS
BOUTON ROUGE**QU'ELLE AVAIT A L'INTERIEUR DE LA JOUE GAUCHE DE SON HORRIBLE GUEU
LE.
ELLE LES ENVOYA EN L'AIR; NE RETOMBERENT QUE QUELQUES PLUMES. EN PRINCIPE, NOUS
NE
LES REVERRONS PLUS.....
SOUDAIN, LA BETE APPERCUT L'OEUF DE COLOMB A L'OEIL CACODYLATE QUI AVAIT ECHAPPE
A LA SEXPLOSION. ELLE LE FIT ROULER UN PEU PLUS LOIN ; IL FRAPPA UN CAILLOU
(HOW DO YOU FEEL, CAILLOU, TO-DAY?)SE FENDIT ET EN SORTIT UN COBRA FEMELLE QUI
TENAIT DE SON PERE UN OEIL CACODYLATE.
"SALUT, MON COCO, DIT LATTE!" CAR TEL(LOI SUR LES MONOPOLES ET LES MANGOUSTES)~
ETAIT LE NOM DE LA MANGOUSTE.CROYANT VOIR LA UN COUSCOUS, L'OEUF LAIRA,L'OEUF
LECHA LANGOUSTEMENT, L'OEUF SECOUA DE SA PATTE LOUSSE ET BLOUFFA L'OEUF.
AND IN CASE OF SURVIVAL OF SOME RAVENS, THE BEAST RE-PUSHED ON THE RED BUTTON, C
HRIST...
C O M M E R C I A L
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(ARE YOU SURE THERE ARE NO MORE RAVENS? PLEASE, BRING ME THE RED BUTTON, SAYS TH
E BEAST.)
B E A S T S O N G
RED BUTTON, GOOD BUTTON,
RIGHT BUTTON.
I NEED A NICE BUTTON
A RED BUTTON.
TO SEND OVER ALL THE RAVENS
ALL THE TRUCKENS
ALL THE HEAVENS
ALL THE COCODYLATENS
ALL THE VILLENS
ALL THE MAGICIENS
ALL THE PRINCENS
ALL THE PRINCESSENS
ALL THE GODMOTHERENS
ALL THE SORCERENENS
ALL THE WISE OLD MEN
ALL THE APPRENTICE-SORCERENENS
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 11.36 18/12/1983
THE WISE OLD MAN, KIMO B.S. KIM CHEE, BEGAN TO PONDER AGAIN HIS LACK
OF FINANCES. AS GNOMES AND PRINCES, WITCHES AND BEASTS, THE FOOLISH AND
MAGIC WERE IN A FOLDEROL BALL IN THE BOWELS OF DIAMOND HEAD CRATER, HE
REMAINS BROKE. "I THOUGHT THESE FOLKS WANTED MY SERVICES," KIMO SAID.
TO THE SOUTH HE WAS NEEDED - MAYBE THEY'D PAY.
ON AN ISLAND, THREE OCEAN CURRENTS AWAY, THERE WAS TROUBLE. A STRONG
KINGDOM HAD COME TO THE TINY ISLAND AND ALLEGED FRIENDSHIP AND PEACE. THE
WARM, TROPICAL PLACE IS INHABITED BY A GENTLE PEOPLE - WHO LIVED IN CONCERT
WITH LAND AND SEA.
BUT ALONG WITH FRIENDSHIP, THE STRONG KINGDOM BROUGHT ELECTRONIC
GAMES, TELEVISION SETS, AND CANNED BEER AND THE ISLAND FOLKS LIKED THESE
THINGS.
THE STRONG KINGDOM ALSO BROUGHT A POWER NEVER BEFORE KNOWN TO THESE
PEOPLE (EXCEPT IN THE GREAT GLOBAL WAR WHEN THE COUNTRY US UNLEASED EVIL IN
THE PACIFIC). MUSHROOM CLOUDS AND BRIGHT RED SUNSETS CAME AND SCARED THE
GENTLE PEOPLE OF THE ISLANDS. THE REPUTATION OF THE WISE OLD MAN KIMO B.S.
KIM CHEE HAD REACHED EVEN THIS EXOTIC LAND AND THEY THOUGHT PERHAPS HE
COULD HELP. THE COCONUT WIRELESS WAS TAKEN OUT FROM ITS SACRED HIDING
PLACE AND A MESSAGE WAS SENT TO THE SISTER ISLANDS THREE OCEAN CURRENTS
AWAY ASKING FOR HELP FROM THE WISE OLD MAN AND ASKING WHAT HIS RATES WERE.
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 14.44 18/12/1983
FROM TTHE FAIRY GOD MOTHER...
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH......................
DISGUISED AS A WARM WIND SSHE ENTERS BRINGING EASTERLY
THOUGHTS TO THE WITCH. SHE SWEEPS THE FOOL AND THE
WISE OLD MAN UP, ONE UNDER EACH ARM, AND CARRIES THEM
TO A THREE+CORNERED ROOM BENEATH PUNCHBOWL.
ECOUTEZ...
A GUEST OF WIND CAN ONLY EVER BE WHAT THE FOOT BOWLS EVER IN
LAUGHTER....HAHA HA HA HOW ARE YOU WAS NOT THE QUESTION
AT HAND.
THE FOOL AND THE OLD MAN WILL NEVER GET THIS WINGLESS
CHANCE AGAIN JUST BARELY MAIKING THE EDGED RIM
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FOUR G REES
SVEIKS TAUTIET. PRIECIGS ZIEMSVETKUS.
EMPTINESS IS FORM
FORM IS EMPTINESS
CASTLES IN THE AIR ARE O.K. UNTTIL YOU TRY TTO MOVE
INTO THEM.
I'M ONLY WAITING TO GET BACK IN FROM OUTSIDE.
...THE SMOKE MAKES THINGS SO FUZZY...
IT'S
LISTEN TO TREES LISTEN TO VOICES
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LE MATIN DU 14 EME JOUR J`AI CHERCHE` LES ETOILES.
LA QUATRIEME DE GAUCHE DANS LES 12 GALAXIES VERTES.
CE N`EST PAS LA POUSSIERE QUE J`AI TROUVEE.
CE N`EST PAS L`ECLIPSE DU SOLEIL A LAQUELLE JE M`ATTENDAIS
LA QUATRIEME GENERATION S`EST RENDUE.
LA JE SUIS ALLONGE. NOIR COMME BLANC. BLANC COMME LE CHARBON.
TOUT CE QUE J`AI VU N`EST PAS SEULEMENT NE DANS L`OBSCURITE LES TENEBRES.
A LA LUMIERE DU TEMPS J`AIL EMBRASSE LA TERRE.
TOUT ENCHANTE
TOUT VENDU
TOUT VECU
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.......................KYRIELLE......LAMBEAU..............................
..MALADE..........................................................NUPTIAL.
............OCCLURE..............................PLAIE....................
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TONDAGE.................................UTILE.............................
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CHLOROPHYLE.
PROFITANT DU TROUBLE ET DE LA0CONFUSION QUI REGNAIENT A LA FETE DE LA
FRUSTREE ET ENGLOUTIE FEE MARRAINE,CHLOROPHYLE SUBTILISA SUBTILEMENT
LE GRANDLIVRE DU SAVOIR DU SAGE ( CE LIVRE PRECEDA LES DOSSIERS DU FBI)
ELLE L'OUVRIT AU CHAPITRE CHLOROPHYLLE ET TROUVA CECI:
-PIGMENT VERT DES VEGETAUX,FIXE DANS LES CHLOROPLASTES (QUI COMME TOUT LE
MONDE LE SAIT SONT DES CORPUSCULES DES CELLULES VEGETALES) ET QUI NE FORME
QU,A LA LUMIERE...
ELLE PRIT LENTEMENT CONSCIENCE DE SON APPARTENANCE AU MONDE VEGETAL...
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V E T A L
V E G E T A L
V E G E T A L
V E G E T A L
V E G E T A L
V EG E T A L
V EG ET A L
V EG ET A L
V EG ET A L
VEGETAL
CHLOROPHYLLE
C HL O RO P H Y LL E
C H L O R O P H Y L E
C H L O R O P H Y L E
C H L O R O P H Y L E
C H L O R O P H Y L E
C H L O R O P H Y L E
H L O R O P H Y L E
H E O R O H Y L E
H E M O H Y L E
H E M O L Y L E
H E M O L Y S E
! H E M O L Y S E
H E MO L Y S E
H E MO L Y SE
HEMOLYSE
HEMOLYSE?
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 20.34 18/12/1983
FROM THE FAIRY GODMOTHER
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER AND THE WISE OLD MAN CAST FURIOUS SPELLS
AND WORKED IMMACULATE MAGIC, WHILE THE FOOL JUGGLED THE THREE
CORNERS OF THE ROOM. IN THE WATERS UNDER NEW YORK HARBOUR,
AMONGST THE SKELETONS IN THEIR CEMENT OVERSHOES, SPELLS UNFROGGED
AROUND THE PALE CORPSE OF THE PRINCESS. ONE BY ONE, HER EXCESSIVE
PETTICOATS AND JEWELS PEELED OFF LIKE ONION SKINS, UNTIL SHE WAS
LIGHTENED AND GREEN AGAIN.
LIKE A BUBBLE OF CHLOROPHYLL, SHE ROSE TOWARDS DIM DAYLIGHT,
BEADS OF AIR STROKING HER SKIN, NAKED EXCEPT FOR A TINY GGGGG+STRING.
SHE SHOT FROM THE HARBOUR LIKE A PERSHING, INTO THE AIR LIKE THE
RAVENS (4).
SHE FLEW ACROSS CONTINENT AND OCEAN TOWARDS HAWAII.
THE WALLS OF THE THREE+CORNERED ROOM SHOOK AS THE SPELL REACHED
ITS ZENITH + SHOOK UNTIL THE FOOL DROPPED THE CORNERS.
IN A GREEN GLOW, THE PRINCESS FELL THROUGH IONOSPHERE AND STRATOSPHERE,
LIKE A CHLOROPHYLL KOHOUTEK, SPLENDID BUT COLD, TO THE CENTRE OF PUNCHBOWL.
HER JOURNEY WAS COMPLETE, FROM AMERICAN DEAD TO AMERICAN DEAD,
BUT SHE HERSELF LAY DEAD. A GREEN GLOW CHLOROFILLED THE ROOM
A SPIRIT APPEARED IN THE GLOW AND LAUGHED.
"MAGIC IS THE BIG CON COURTESY THE OUTSIDE LADS AND LASSES.",
AND DISAPPEARED IN A CYNICAL CLOUD OF LOGIC.
THE FOOL JOINED HER IN THE GLOW, HIS FACE RADIANT, HIS JUGGLING
AT LAST STILLED, AND BENT TO HER ICE+GREEN LIPS. HE KISSED HER,
FOR AFTER ALL, WHO BUT A FOOL BELIEVES IN THAT KIND OF FAIRY+TALE?
HIS FOOLISH KISS GLISTENED ON HER LIPS FOR A MOMENT, THEN SENT
GREEN LIFE SPARKLING THROUGH HER VEINS!
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CHLOROPHYLE.
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...........................................................HEMOLYSE.....
SA TERRIBLE DEPENDANCE DE LA LUMIERE....
....................LA LUMIERA VITALE
MEEEHHHHRRRRR LIIIICCCHHHTTTT
HURLAT'ELLE, PRECEDANT GOETHE A L'AGONIE.
"JE ME SENS SOUDAIN FRAGILE..."
ELLE S'EFFONDRA SUR UNE BANQUETTE QUI LUI TENDAIT LES BRAS
HELAS!, GEMISSAIT-ELLE, JE COMPRENDS BIEN A PRESENT
MES SOUDAINES FAIBLESSES AU SOIR VENANT,
PRIVEE DE LA DIVINE LUMIERE JE M'ETIOLE
JE ME SUIS CRUE FEMME ETNE SUIS QUE COROLLE
ADMIREE AU PRINTEMPS, DECRIEE A L'ETE,
ET A L'HIVER PIETINEE...
TELLE SERAIT DONC MA TRISTE DESTINEEE....
DES VERTES LARMES COURRAIENT SUR SES JOUES VERMEILLES.
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DU FOND DE SON M AMERTUME, ELLE PERCEVAIT LES MELOPEES DE LA FETE,
MAIS PLUS ENVIE DE DANSER
PLUS ENVIE DE S'AMUSER
ELLE SE SENTAIT FANEE
DU PROFOND TREFOND DE SA PENSEE,SURGIT UNE IMAGE FLOUE QU'ELLE S'EFFORCA
DE DECRYPTER:
MAIS...PERVERS...MON VENERE PERE EST-CE BIEN TOI?
OUI MA FLEUR,JE TE SENTAIS DESESPEREEE ET JE SUIS VENU TE CONSOLER.
ECOUTE BIEN LA VOIX DE TON VERT PERE;
DES FLEURS, DU AS LA CONSISTANCE,
MAIS NON POINT L'APPARENCE
DES PLANTES TU AS LES DEBOIRES,
MAIS AUSSI LES POUVOIRS,
CHACUNE D'ELLE POSSEDENT UNE ESSENCE PARTICULIERE,DONT JE VAIS T'INSUFLUER
LA CONNAISSANNCE.
LE POUVOIR VEGETAL EST IMMENSE, ET IL PEUT ETRE TIEN....
CE QUE TU CROIS ETRE UNE FAIBLESSE EST EN REALITE UNE IMMENSE ASCENDANCE,
SUR LES HOMMES ET LEURS BASSES APPARTENANCES...
AMOUR,
POUVOIR,,
VENGEANCE,,,
TOUT CELA T'APPERTERONT LES PLANTES,
ET PLUS ENCORE, SI TU SAIS LEUR PARLER....
PERE VERT,LE VIPERE VERS PERE (VENERE) DISPARU SUR CES PAROLES, SIBYLLINES
EMPORTE PAR UN TAPIS DE CAPUCINES...
AMOUR, POUVOIR, VENGEANCE....
(eh eh eh )
chlorophyle se redressa sur sa tige
FREMISSANTE, A DEMI SOURIANTE,
SES YEUX VIRENT DES CHOSES A FAIRE FRISSONER (SADE LUI-MEME...)
SON COEUR EUT DES ELANS PROPRES A LA DAMNER
ELLE ONDULA UN MOMENT DANS LA BEATITUDE
DE SAVOIR SES ENVIES DEVENIR CERTITUDES.
IL Y AVAIT LA, UNE PLANTES DE LA FAMILLE DES CACTACEES,UN FIGUIER D'INDE
POUR ETRE PLUS PRECIS.
CHLOROPHYLLE S'EN APPROCHA GEENTIMENT, ET DEVANT LE CACTUS FIT SA PLUS JOLIE
VERTE VERENCE:
-BONJOUR, OH TOI COUSIN,JE TE SALUE...
-SALUT COUSINE..QU'Y A T'IL POUR TON SERVICE?
- UN CONSEIL,CHER COUSIN, JUSTE UN PETIT CONSEIL,
TON IMMENSE SAVOIR POURRA SUREMENT M'AIDER...
LE FIGUIER, FLATTE BOMBA DES EPINES...
_ET QUE DESIRES-TU SAVOIR?
-EST-IL VRIA, QUE JE PUIS BENEFICIER DE VOTRE SOUTIEN,VOUS LES TEMOINS AVERTIS
DES MAUX DE TOUS LES TEMPS?
-...EXPRIMES-TOI EN VERS,
ET LES VERTS T'AIDERONT...
-OH, MERCI MON COUSIN,
JE VOUS SUIS GRE D'ETRE SI!MALIN!
APRES UNE DERNIERE REVERTE RANCE,LA PRINCESSE S'ENVOLA VERS LA FIESTA
OU LES CONVIVES, INCONSCIENTS DU SORT QUI LES GUETTAIENT FAISAIENT BASSEMENT
BONBANCE.
LA JAVA BATTAIT SON PLEIN...
AH! LE PETIT VIN BLANC,
POUM POUM POUM
QU'ON BOIT SOUS LES TONNELLES,
QUAND LES SORCIERES SONT BELLES,
DU COTE D'SAX ISLAND!
POM POM POPOM....
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... ET PUIS NON PASSES MOI LA BOUTEILLE.
PUIS IL Y EUT LE SOLEIL.LES ELEMENTS DECHAINES NE RECONNAISSAIENT
PLUS LEURS MAITRES.
LEVANT LES BRAS AU CIEL TEL LE DEVIN IMPLORANT LES DIEUX,CHLOROPHYLE S'ECRIA
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....................... ODERINT,DUM METUENT !! ......................
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LA FOULE SOUDAIN EUT PEUR,CAR SOUS LEURS YEUX,CHLOROPHYLE UNE NOUVELLE FOIS
SE TRANSFORMAIT....
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JE HAIS LE VULGAIRE PROFANE..
TU ES POUSSIERE ET TU REDEVIENDRAS POUSSIERE..
JE SUIS LUMIERE...
ET VOUS N'ETES QU'INUIT
PSPSPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSCHCHCHCCHCHCHCHCSSSSSSSSUIUIUIUIUIUIUITTTTTuiuitttt...
les corps avaient disparus.....
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DONT J'AI TANT REVE,
TU M'AS FUIE,TU M'AS ABANDONNE
TOI VILAIN QUI DE MON INNOCENCE
A ABUSE
TOI FEE QUI DE TON POUVOIR
N'A PU M'AIDER
TOI PRINCE AU CERVEAU DERANGE
TOI SORCIERE AUX IINSTINCTS
DECANTES,
TOI LE SAGE AUX DESIRS EHONRES,
TOI TRICKSTER AUX PROPOS MENSONGES,
ET TOUS LES AUTRES...
QUI M'ONT TROMPES
SACHEZ DESORMAIS..
QUE RIEN NE PEUT M'ARRETER!
MAIS DEJA LA NUIT TRAITESSE S'APPROCHAIT ET LE TERRIBLE POUVOIR DE
CHLOROPHYLE S'AMENNUISAIT.
ELLE DECIDA DE SE RETIRER SOUS LES FAISCEAUX PROTECTEURS DU PHARE DE
L'ILE.
A L'INSTANT MEME OU CHLOROPHYLE QUITTAIT LA SALLE,LA BETE FUT PRISE
D'UNE INCONTROLABLE FRINGALE....
ET ELLE SE JETA VORACEMENT SUR LES INVITES PRESENTS.ENGLOUTISSANT QUELQUES
BADAUDS DE PASSAGE.....
D'UN COUP DE QUEUE,ELLE BALAYA LA PISTE.........
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FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 04.36 19/12/1983
HARLEQUIN COCKROACH FORTIFIED WITH MAGIC MUSHROOMS BREATHED IN
THE ENERGY OF THE COSMOS AND DECIDED TO PUT RAVEN IN HIS(HER)(THEIR)
PLACE.
"NO", HIS ANTENNA AQUIVER, HARLEQUIN THINKS,
"NOT JUST THE RAVEN BUT THE BALL AND EVEN THE FOUNDER OF THE
UNIVERSE HIMSELF (HERSELF)(THEIRSELF)".
TENUOUSLY AT FIRST AND THEN WITH MORE VIGOR HARLEQUIN COCK
EXPANDS HIS AURA SEEKING THE ALL ENCOMPASSING ENVELOPE.......
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STRETCHED TO THE THINNEST PSYCHEDELIC WAFFER (EVEN THINNER THAN
DAVID BOWIE) HARLEQUIN ROACHCOCK TOUCHES THE EDGE OF THE KNOWN. HERE
HE HOLDS THE UNIVERSE AT BAY FOR A FULL 69 SECONDS THE LIMIT OF THE
STARS AND HIS ENDURANCE.... ALL ARE AGAPE IN LIMBO, NO ONE TALKS, ALL
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THEN LAUGHS, THEN HUGS. TOGETHERNESS REIGNS AS THE IMPOSSIBILITY OF
TAKING ANYTHING SERIOUS IS STRONG. THIS TOO LASTS 69 SECONDS UNTIL
THE FIRST AND FOREMOST VILLIAN PERPETRATES THE FIRST POST-LIMBO
ATROCITY.
..........AH, WELL...........
MERRY CHRISTMAS, CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 04.39 19/12/1983
THE WISE OLD MAN KIMO B.S. KIM CHEE WAS GREATLY AROUSED BY THE
APPEARANCE OF THE PRINCESS SANS CLOTHES. THE ACTIONS OF THE FOOL
MAY HAVE BEEN BENEFICIAL TO THE PRINCESS BUT DID NOTHING FOR HIS
LIBIDO. THE FINAL INSULT WAS THE PRINCESS GOING OFF TO THE BALL WITH
A LOWLY CACTUS. HE CAST A FURTIVE GLANCE AT THE FAIRY GODMOTHER.
"SINCE THIS PARTY IS GETTING BORING WHY DON'T YOU AND I GO DOWN
THE SLOPE OF DIAMOND HEAD AND WATCH THE SUBMARINE RACES.
I'M SURE YOU WOULD ENJOY IT."
HIS F
FINANCIAL NEEDS WOULD HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW. FIRST THINGS FIRST.
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS,BLIX SENT 15.50 19/12/1983
AUTREFOIS IL Y AVAIT UN APPRENTI SORCIER. SA PELERINE ETAIT NOIR COMME
LE CHARBON, MAIS SON COEUR ETAIT BLANC ET PUR. TANDIS QUE D`AUTRES
APPRENTIS SORCIER PASSAIENT LE TEMPS EN JOUANT ET UTILISAIENT DES
ENCHANTEMENTS SANS RAISON, SEULEMENT POUR FACHER LES AUTRES, CELUI-CI
ETAIT CALME ET CENSE. C`EST POURQUOI IL VIVAIT SEUL, D`HABITUDE.
"CA FAIT AUTANT D`ANNEES QUE J`AI VECU SEUL ET QUE J`ETAIT HEUREUX.
IL SE DIT, "MAIS BIENTOT JE VAIS DEVOIR PASSER MON GRAND EXAMEN ET
JE VAIS CHERCHER UN MAGICIEN QUI M`APPREND AUTANT QUE JE PUISSE TRANS-
FORMER TOUT, DES PUCES AUX GRENOUILLES AUX ELEPHANTS."
AINSI L`APPRENTI ENVOYA SON MESANGE QUI EN TANT QU`I~NSIGNE DES APPRENTIS
SORCIERS ETAIT ASSIS SUR SON EPAULE CHERCHER UN MAGICIEN..
LA MESANGE VOLAIT AU-DESSUS DES MONTAGNES ET DES VALLEES, AU-DESSUS DES
PRES ET DES CHAMPS DANS UN PAYS LOINTAIN ET ETRANGE. LA-BAS, ELLE TROUVAIT
UN MAGICIEN AUQUEL ELLE RACONTAIT LES PROBLEMES DE SON MAITRE. LE MAGICIEN
ESTIME QU`IL LUI FAUT D`ABORDS TOUT DISCUTER AVEC LA SORCIERE. CELLE-CI
ETAIT D`ACCORD ET AINSI ELLES VOLERENT ENSEMBLE VERS LE CHATEAU DE
L`APPRENTI.
FROM BLIX TO NEXUS,BLIX SENT 16.13 19/12/1983
AU DEBUT JE CREA LE CIEL ET LA TERRE. CEPENDANT JE NE SAIS PAS ASSEZ
ET VEUX APPRENDRE PLUS. C`EST POURQUOI JE DECIDE DE ME FAIRE L`APPRENTI
DU PLUS GRAND MAITRE DE LA MAGIE. JE ME PREPARE POUR UN LONG VOYAGE.
CE VOYAGE DEVRAIT ME MENER A TRAVERS DE TOUTES LES ANTIPERISTALTIQUES
DE NOTRE CIVILISATION. AVANT TOUT A CE STUDIO, LE SOI-DISANT BLIX.
LA-BAS, LE GRAND MAITRE BLIX BLIX TIENT DES COURS GRATUITS. CE GRAND AME
PARCOURT TOUS LES CONTINENTS, PALPABLE MAIS IMAGINAIRE QUAND-MEME.
CE N`EST QUE PAR SON AIDE QUE J`ADQUIERE LA PERFECTION.
FINALEMENT J`AARRIVE CHEZ LE GRAND BLIX BLIX ET IL ME DEMANDE DE BALAYER
TOUT A COUP LE BALAI SE TRANSFORME EN SORCIERE QUI POSE LA QUESTION SUIVANTE:
"GRAND BLIX BLIX, QUAND JE TE VOLE TA RAISON, COMMENT VEUX-TU SAVOIR, CE QUI
TE MANQUE?" BLI X BLIX A REPONDRE: "TU PEUX TOUT ME PRENDRE SAUF MES
SENTIMENTS." MOI, JE SUIS
UE A BALAYER AVEC LA SORCIERE., QUI SE TRANSFORME EN ASPIRATEUR EN AVALANT
DE LA POUSSIERE. TOUT A COUP., PAR DES PANNES TECHNIQUES, L`ASPIRATEUR
DEVERSE DE LA POUSSIERE ET LE LABORATOIRE DE BLIX BLIX SE TRANSFORME EN
PAYSAGE DE CENDRES.
PAR LA, LE SENS DE LA VIE DEVIENT POUSSIEREUX ET TOUTES LES CELLULLES
DU CERVEAU ... CE N`ETAIT QUE MOI QUI PUISSE SE SAUVER CAR JE PORTAIS
UNE MASQUE A GAZ , TRES ATTEINT, MALGRE LA MASQUE A GAZ, JE FINIS MON
OEUVRE ET CREA L`HOMME.
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FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 19.47 19/12/1983
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER
TURNED TO HER WISE OLD FLAME, AND FLUTTERED HER EYELASHES.
"OH YOU SEXY GUY" SHE SAID,
"MEETING YOU AGAIN IS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HARLEQUIN
ROMANCE. LET'S LEAVE THE PARTY TOGETHER KIM CHEE, IT'S A
SHAMBLES ANYWAY...BUT WHAT THE HELL, IT WASN'T MY PLACE!
I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE THERE'S ANOTHER PARTY WE CAN CRASH.
SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING NAVAL EXERCISES,
WHY DON'T WE DO SOME NAVEL EXERCISES?
OR RIDE A NAVAL VESSEL TO THE NAVEL OF THE WORLD?
LET ME GRAB THE PRESENTS I'VE WRAPPED, AND SLIP INTO MY
FISHNET BODY STOCKING."
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 18.57 19/12/1983
IT IS 11;25 AM IN THE COUNCIL CHAMBER OF THE CASTLE.~ THE
MINISTRS AND JOINT CHIEFS HAVE GATHERED TO CONSIDER AN IM
PORTANT REPORT BROOUGHT BEFORE THE PRINCE. IT CONCERNS AN
INNOVATION. ROLAND IS ALSO PRESEENT.IN THIS MEETING IT IS
DISCLOSED THAT A LAW SO FUNDEMENNTAL,A POWER SO PROFOUND,
A DISCOVERY OF SUCH MAGNIGTUDE, HAS EMERGERED WITHIN THE
SENSIBILITES OF THE PRINCES DOMAIN THAT THE DISCOVEROR OF
THIS PHENOMENON AND HIS STAFF HAVE ALREADY BEEN EXECUTED.
THIS SECRET IS NOW HELD BY SIR HENRY OF FLEETWOOD, ONE OF
THE PRINCES CHIEF ADVISORS. THE NATURE OF THIS INSIGHT IS
BEST DESCRIBED AS ; KNOWLEDGE HERETOFORE UNKNOWN CONCERN
ING THE PRINCIPLES OF MAGIC. THE PRINCES MILITARY HAS FAS
HIONED THE CONTENT OF THIS DISCOVRY INTO A DEVICE THAT COULD
ELIMINATE ALL FORMS OF MAGIC, TRANSCENDTAL THINKING, SORCERY,
IN SHORT ANY SUPERNATURAL POWER THAT HAS BEEN THOUGHT OR
BEMUSED TO HAVE INFLUENCE OVER PHYSICAL REALITY. SIR HENRY
HAS VESTED THE PRINCE WITH THIS THIS POWER AND DELIBERATIONS
ARE ONGOIG ONGOING CONCERNING THIS PHENOMENON, AND ITS POSSIBLE
USEFULNESS TO THE PRINCE. GREAT PRESSURE IS ARISING WITHIN
THE ADMINISTRATION TO BRING THIS DEVICE TO BEAR AGAINST
WHAT THE ADMINISTRATION CALLS ; PROBLEMS IN THEREALIZATION
OF THE PRINCES RIGHTFUL AND NATURAL GOALS. THE PRINCE HAS
ABSORBED TIS INFORMATION AND ASSIMILATED THE CORPORATE ASPIRATIONS OF HIS ADVISO
RS. A MESSAGE OF PLANETARY CONCERN IS BEING
PREPARED FOR THE PRINCE TO DELIVER. THE PRINCE AS HAS BEEN
CONVINCED THAT A POSITION OF STRENGTH IS JUST. HIS MIND
HAS THE CLARITY OF THE OBJECTIVE BLACK AND WHITE WORLD OF
THE PRIMITIVES. HIS INSTINCTS CONVERGE TO A VANISHING POINT.
HE SAYS TO HIMSELF IWTH THE MORAL INDIGNATION OF THE LONG
POWERFUL ; SOMETHING IS GOING TO BE DONE. SOMETHING IS GOING
TO BE DONE.
'''' SUPERNATURAL CITIZENS OF THE WORLD- BEWARE. SUPERNATURAL
CITIZENS OF THE WORLD - BEWARE. RECENT EVENTS HAVE BEEN
ASSESSED AND HAVE BEENREJECTED AS NOT BEING IN KEEPING WITH
MY KINGDOMS INTRESTS. RECENT EVENTS HAVE BEEN ASSESSED AND
HAVE BEEN REJECTED ASNOT BEING IN KEEPING WITH MY KINGDOMS
INTRESTS. WE CONSIDER THESE EVENTS TO BEAN AFFRONT OF A
GREVIOUS NATURE. WE CONSIDER THESE EVENTS TO BE AN AFFRONT
OF A GREVIOUS NATURE. YOUR RECENT COLLB COLLABORATIONS MUST
NOT CONTINUE. YOUR RECENT COLLABORATIONS MUST NOT CONTINUE.
ORGANIZE YOURSELVES AND FORMALIZE A DOCTRINE OF YOUR FUTURE
ACTIONS. OGGANIZE YOURSELVES AND FORMALIZE A DOCTRINE OF
YOUR FUTURE ACTIONS. PRESENTATION OF THIS DOCTRINE WILL
BE MADE BY SIDONIE. PRESENTATION OF THIS DOCTRINE WILL BE
MADE BY SIDONIE. SIDONIE, ONLY, WILL BE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE
TO DELIVER THE DOCUMENT FOR MY PERSUAL. SIDONIE, ONLY, WILL
BE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE TO DELIVER THE DOCUMENT FOR MY PERUSAL.
A DOCUMENT UNACCEPTABLE TO ME WILL EFFECT SWIFT AND SEVERE
REPRISAL. A DOCUMENT UNACCEPTABLE TO ME WILL EFFECT SWIFT
AND SEVERE REPRISAL. THE DOCUMENT MUST BE DELIVERED TO ME
WITHIN 48 HOURS OF THIS STATEMENT. THE DOCUMENT MUST BE
DELIVEREDTO ME WITHIN 48 HOURS OF THIS STATEMENT. DO NOT
TEST THE CONVICTION OF MY WILL. DO NOT TEST THE CONVICTION
OF MY WILL. SOMETHING WILL HAVE TO BE DONE, AND I WILL DO IT.
SOMETHING WILL HAVE TO BE DONE, AND I WILL DO IT. GOD BE WITH YOU. GOD BE WITH Y
OU.
THE PRINCESTOP
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 21.15 19/12/1983
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THESE CARDBOARD PEOPLE HAVE SUCH PERFECT VISION,
BUT FORTUNATELY, THERE'S NO NEED TO GIVE
A HELPING HAND TO THAT ALCOHOLIC MAGICIAN
WHO SEEMS TO HAVE SCOPED OUT THIS WHOLE CHARADE.
HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO SEEMS HIMSELF, UNCONTAMINATED
BY ANY INFLUENCE.
THE CONJUREWOMAN IS IN DANGER OF LOSING SELF-RESPECT
AND TRADING HER CRYSTAL BALL FOR 50 CALIBERS.
PROTECT HER FROM THE JIVE HUSTLERS, THE ONES WHO WANT
A HOUSE OF HORROR, THE TWINS WHO ARE SO INNOCENT.
PRINCESS, TAKE FROM THE PRINCE THIS CRYSTAL BALL
OF SILVER SAMBUCA WHILE YOU PLAY YOUR AIR
ON A G-STRING, THESE THREE COFFEE BEANS
WHICH FLOAT UPON THE OILY SKIN MAY SEPARATE
BUT THEY NEVER ARE TOO FAR APART
WISDOM, HEALTH, AND HAPPINESS THEY REPRESENT
I ALWAYS LET MY MONEY RIDE
ON SILVER SPURS, FANCY SADDLES, BETTER RIFLES
THE VIRTUAL REEEECTION ON THESE HEAVY COSTS
MUST BE PUT ASIDE WITH GOLD TEETH SHINING IN THE SUN
AU JARDIN, THEY SAY ROMANCE IS BACK IN STYLE.
I SAY IT NEVER WENT OUT.
- PRINCE
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 03.42 20/12/1983
FROM THE WITCH
IT WAS SCORCHING HOT ON TOP OF THE ROCK WITH THE SUN BLAZING DOWN.
MAL THE MEGABYTE, PLEASED TO BE BACK IN A WARM DRY ENVIRONMENT, HANDED OUT
TUBES OF FOSTERS, SUNGLASSES AND ZINC CREAM.
THE WITCH BEGAN BY THANKING THE FOOL FOR ORGANIZING YET ANOTHER PERFORMANCE
DOWN UNDER. THE FOOL RESPONDED BY PRESENTING HER WITH A PINK PRINCESS PHONE
AND A SET OF INDIVIDUALLY NUMBERED, HAND PRINTED PRESS RELEASES ON AN
ASSORTMENT OF LETTERHEADS.
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER LOOKED STUNNING IN HER SEQUINNED FISHNET BODYSTOCKING
ELEGANTLY SET OFF BY THE STREAK OF ZINC CREAM ON HER NOSE. "YOU LOOK AS
DAZZLING AS THE RAINBOW SERPENT!" EXCLAIMED SIDONIE. "BUT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WIT
H THE WISE OLD MAN?" IGNORING THIS REMARK, THE FAIRY GODMOTHER PRESENTED H
ER
WITH A GIFT-WRAPPED BOTTLE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND PLACATED THE MEGABYTE WITH A
SPECIAL GIFT VOUCHER FOR 1000 KILOCHARS.
THE WITCH EMBRACED THE MAGICIAN AND WELCOMED HIM TO THE PLANETARY ASSEMBLY
WHICH WAS GATHERING TO CELEBRATE THE LAST SUPPER IN HONOUR OF THE FONDATEUR
DU MONDE. "DO YOU PREFER SAGE OR ONION WITH YOUR RAVEN PIE?" SHE ASKED,
HANDING HIM A SLICE, WHICH HE WASHED DOWN WITH YET ANOTHER FOSTERS. (HE
SEEMED TO BE DEVELOPING QUITE A TASTE FOR IT, AND IT WAS CERTAINLY WELCOME
IN THE SOUTHERN SUMMER HEAT!) THE MAGICIAN'S PRESENT TO SIDONIE WAS A
SPECIAL EDITION OF THE COLLECTED WORKS OF EDGAR ALLEN POE, AND A MYSTERY
PARCEL WITH THE WARNING "NOT TO BE OPENED UNTIL 1700 GMT ON 21ST DECEMBER
-- ON PAIN OF ETERNAL BANISHMENT TO THE SOGGY WASTES OF BIRMINGHAM!"
"WHILE WE'RE WAITING FOR THE OTHERS TO ARRIVE FROM THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE
EARTH" SAID THE WITCH, "WE MAY AS WELL GET ON WITH 'LA PLISSURE DU TELE'
- OR SHOULD THAT BE 'LA PLISSURE DU TELETEXTE'? I DO HOPE THAT VILLAIN ISN'T
GOING TO FOOL AROUND WITH THE TRANSPONDERS AND THAT HE KEEPS THOSE DUMB
RAVENS OUT OF OUR SEND
RECEIVE DISH. ALWAYS UP TO THE SAME OLD TRICKS!
I'LL HAVE TO HAVE A WORD WITH NASA ABOUT HIM. NOW WHERE IS THE FOOL'S TEAM?
DON'T FORGET GIRLS, WE'RE EXPECTING THE PRINCE -- THIS IS GOING TO BE A
ROYAL COMMAND PERFORMANCE - LIVE TO THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE AND 8 NORTH
AMERICAN CITIES! BOY, HAVE I GOT SOMETHING IN STORE FOR THAT PRINCE!"
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 06.03 20/12/1983
PRESIDENT OF PESTS ROACHY REAGAN UNCOVERS BUG BOMB PLOT IN ISLAND REPUBLIC
PLISSURE PRESS INTERNATIONAL
WASHINGTON - BELEAGURED AUSTRALIAN INSECTS HAVE SENT FOR HELP FROM
THEIR KINDLY NEIGHBORS TO THE NORTH, POLICE PESTS OF THE PACIFIC.
THEY CLAIM THAT UNSCRUPULOUS AUSTRALIAN FLIT MONGERS, ROACHTEL DEVEL
OPERS, BEARERS OF THE BLACK FLAG, NO-SEE-YOU-LATER FUMIGATORS ARE
DRAWING UNSUSPECTING ISLAND BUG FOLKS TO A HIGH PROMENTORY MIDWAY IN
THE ISLAND ON WHICH THE FINAL SIX-LEGGED SOLUTION IS TO BE PERPET
RATED. INSECT INVITEES FROM THROUGHOUT AUSTRALIA-- GOURMETS OF THE
REMNANT, EPICURES OF THE CRUMB--FORM HUNDREDS OF MILES OF CHINESE-LIKE
CHAINS TO AYERS ROCK FROM EVERY PART OF THE LARGE ISLAND. MOST COME
BY FOOT, SOME BY SIDECAR, SOME BY FROG BACK, SOME IN THE BEARDS OF
PUTATIVE WISE MEN FROM THE EAST AND NORTH. FOR THEY HAVE BEEN INVITED
TO THE ROCK FOR A GIGANTIC SUPPER, UNBEKNOWNST TO THEM, THIS SUPPER IS
INTENDED BY THEIR HUMAN HOSTS TO BE THEIR LAST.
HARLEY Q. ROACH, SPOKESBUG FOR THE PRESIDENT, WAS SOUGHT TO CONFIRM OR
DISCONFIRM THE STORY THAT THE PEST PATROL]S SEVENTH FLEET CONSISTING OF 2000
AMPHIBIOUS HARLEY DAVIDSONS, HAD BEEN DISPATCHED TO PERFORM WET-WHEELIES
OFFSHORE FROM ADELAIDE. HARLEY Q. ROACH COULD NOT BE LOCATED, LENDING
FURTHER SUBSTANCE TO THE SUSPICION THAT THE HARLEQUIN ROACH HAD TAKEN PERSONAL
COMMAND OF THE SEVENTH FLEET AND WAS SCRATCHING FOAM SOUTHWARD TOWARD THE SITE
OF THE LAST SUPPER PLOT.
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 06.07 20/12/1983
MEANWHILE.....
SOARING OFF FROM BLUE HAWAII, JET SET BOUND FOR HIS PICNIC AT AYERS ROCK,
HARLE Q. ROACH REFLECTS ON HIS FABULOUS LUCK HITCHING THIS FINE RAVEN RIDE
DOWN SOUTH. THE INADVERTANT INHALATION OF THE HOT PINK HARLEY BY A POORLY
THOUGH PRINCELY PILOTED HOOVER HAD LEFT OUR FRIEND STRANDED, UNABLE TO JOIN
THE PROJECTED PARTY AT HIS HOMELAND. HIS TRANSPORTATION LOST, THUS SUCKED
INTO OBLIVION, HE WAS SAVED BY THE PROPITIOUS PASSING (THOUGH NOT OF STOOL) OF
THE RAVENS (4).
("GEE, HAVEN]T BEEN BACK TO GONDWANALAND SINCE THE EARLY DEVONIAN," HE
REFLECTS WITH A CHUCKLE, REMEMBERING ONE WILD INSECT OFFICE PARTY, PLAYFULLY
SPREADING DISEASE AMONG STRUGGLING NEW AMPHIBIAN ORDERS.
"BE GOOD TO SEE WHO IS STILL AROUND. I HAVEN'T SEEN THE TRILOBITES SINCE
HIGH SCHOOL.")
DELIGHTFUL REVERIES WHILE ADMIRING PACIFIC PARADISE BELOW, HE THINKS OF
THESE OLD MEMORIES AND HUMS A FAVORITE ROACHY TRAVELLING TUNE.
EST CURE DES CURES D'OC.
EL RATO BAILE CON PRINCESSA.
DIE UHR IST "EIN"
A CUCARACHA ESQUECE AS LUVAS BRANCAS
HE CURRIES, DEE CURRIES DOC.
AND SUDDENLY EVERYTHING GOES DARK....
PR
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 06.10 20/12/1983
THE WISE OLD MAN SIGHED. THIS DELUGE OF DEMENTED DATA WAS PUTTING A
STRAIN EVEN ON HIS AGE OLD STAMINA AND INSIGHT. ALL THESE PUNS, ENTENDRES
AND INANITIES.. HE LONGED FOR THE STRAIGHTFORWARD TALES OF PAT BEVAN, BUT
ALAS IRELAND IS NOT INCLUDED IN THIS CONFERENCE. HE SIGHED AGAIN. "WE'VE
GOT TO GET THIS INPUT UNDER CONTROL. TBIS IS THE WILDEST TELECONFERENCE
EVER. HE LIFTED HIS EYES TOWARD THE CLEAR BLUE HEAVENS AND VOICED THE
ANCIENT CHANT, PART POLYNESIAN, PART TIBETAN:
VIDICOM,
INFOMEDIA,
COLORADO VIDEO,
HEAR MY CALL
COME, COME, I NEED YOU ALL
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 06.47 20/12/1983
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PRELUDE:
IRAIS-JE OU N'IRAIS-JE POINT
(L'ORCHESTRE ET LES CHOEURS SE TAISENT SEULE L'ARTISTE PARLE
SEULE SUR LA SCENE FACE AU PUBLIC DELIRANT:
PRELUDE:
DE SYLVIE ET DE DORIS
INTERPRETEE PAR CHLOROPHYLLE
IRAIS-JE OU N'IRAIS-JE POINT?
IRAIS-JE OU N'IRAIS-JE POINT AU SOUPER DE LA SORCIERE?
JE N'APPRECIE NULLEMENT SES GOUTS CULINAIRES...
J'EXECRE LA TOURTE FARCIE AUX CORBEAUX
MEME SI ELLE EST ACCOMPAGNEE DE VERTS HARICOTS
MAIS PEUT-ETRE POURRAIS-JE Y VOIR FRANCK INSTINCT
QUI DU COEUR DE LA BETE A HERITE PAUVRE CHERUBIN!
PEUT-ETRE MEME MEGABYTE, CET ENFANT DU HASARD
COMME ON DIT SI JOLIMENT EN PARLANT DES BATARDS
*
IRAIS-JE OU N'IRAIS-JE POINT?
*
SUREMENT L'AFFREUX TRICKSTER SERA PRESENT
QUEL SUPPLICE DE SUBIR SON REGARD BAVEUX ET DEGOULINANT
DE SENTIR SES MAINS ERRRANTES ET CONCUPISCENTES
RODER,DEVORREES DU TROUBLER DESIR QUI LES HANTE
*
LE PRINCE CERTAINEMENT S'Y RENDRA EN COURANT
POUR Y DEBITER SES FABLES ET BONIMENTS
SEULEMENT D'ACTIONS IL DEMEURE INCAPABLE
TANT SA PEUR DU NOIR LE REND VULNERABLE
*
IRAIS-JE OU N'IRAIS-JE POINT?
*
QUAND AU FOU A LA DERAISON GRANDILOQUENTE
A L'INSTAR DE SON AME,SES IDEES REVOLTANTES
ME FONT FREMIR PAR TANT DE NIHILISME STUPIDE
ET DE LE REVOIR JE NE SUIS POINT AVIDE
*
LA FEE AUSSI EST INVITEE,CETTE INDIGNE PARWENTE,
AINSI QUE SON AMOUREUX D'ANTAN A LA VIEILLESSE MECHANTE
ELLE LE COUVE DE SES JALOUX REGARDS MORTS
TEL HARPAGON FIEVREUSEMENT SURVEILLAIT SON OR
*
IRAIS-JE OU N'IRAIS-JE POINT?
*
LE SAGE VIENDRA-T'IL SUIVI DE SON POUVOIR INUTILE
DES PLUS SUBTILES POTIONS IL FAIT BOISSONS FUTILES
ET SA BAGUETTE QUI SE DIT ENCHANTEE
SE TRANSFORME EN TARTINES POUR SON CAFE OLE!
*
ET LE SORCIER SON APPRENTI ASSIDU,
QUI DES POTRON-MINET FAIT BOUILLIR LA CIGUE
MAIS IL N'EST POINT SOCRATE POUR EN FAIRE USAGE
ET LA FAUCHEUSE LE GUETTE,FUNNESTE PRESAGE.
*
IRAIS-JE OU N'IRAIS-JE POINT?
*
LA PAUVRE SIDONIE AURA BIEN MAUVAISE COMPAGNIE
ET DE CE SOUPER JE N'AI PLUS GUERE ENVIE
ET DE MON DESARROI JE TIRERAIS UNE COMPLAINTE
DONT LES SIECLES JAMAIS N'ALTERERONT LA TEINTE
FIN DU PRELUDE.
MAESTRO:HANK (DIT LA BULLE)
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COMPLAINTE:
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HELAS,HELAS, QUE SONT MES AMIS DEVENUS,
QUE J'AVAIS DE SI PRES REVUS,
ET QUI M'ONT TANT DECUE
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ILS ONT ETE TOUS CLAIRSEMES,
JE CROIS LE MAL
LES AS FRAPPES
LE MAL D'AIMER
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ILS SE SONT TOUS DECHIRES
ET PAR LA BETE SONT TRAQUES
LE CONTE SE MEURT...
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MAIS LE SOUVENIR J'EMPORTE,
SUR LUI JE FERMERAI MA PORTE,
AUX IMPORTUNS,
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LOIN DES TOURMENTS ET DES MECHANTS,
JE M'EN IRAI AVEC LE VENT
SUR MA PIROGUE
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POINT DE REGRETS,POINT DE REMORDS,
C'EN EST FAIT DE NOTRE SORT,
CHANGER D'DECOR,
LA PIECE VIOLEMENT C'ETAIT ECRIT,
DEVAIT FINIR EN TRAGEDIE,
BAIGNEE DE PLUIE
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LOIN DES ACTEURS JE M'ENFUIS
LES FLEURS SERONT MES SEULES AMIES
JUSQU'A LA NUIT...................
JUSQU'A LA NUIT.
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MALGRE L'INSISTANCE DE LA FOULE EN DLELIRE,IL N'Y EUT PAS DE COME-BACK
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 09.45 20/12/1983
L`APPRENTI SORCIER
L`APPRENTI SORCIER SE PROMENAIT UNE NUIT ET SE RENDIT DERRIERE UNE
MONTAGNE. LA-BAS IL BUT UN VERRE DE SON NOUVEAU MELANGE. IL ETAIT
FORTEMENT DES GRENOUILLES GRILLEES ET DES PUCES. LA RECETTE , IL L`AVAIT
EU DE SON MAITRE QUAND CELUI-CI S`EN ETAIT ALLE POUR QUELQUE TEMPS.
IL AVAIT POURTANT DU PROMETTRE QU`IL N`ALLAIT PAS ENCHANTER LES DEMONS.
ET ROMPIT SA PROMESSE. LE MAITRE S`EN DOUTAIT QUAND-MEME ET ENVOYA UN DE
SES OISEAUX HUMAINS POUR LE GARDER.
APRES AVOIR BU LE MELANGE DEGOUTANT IL SE TRANSFORMA EN UN BEAU PRINCE.
IL MONTA EN CHEVAL ET SE RENDIT AU CHATEAU PROCHE.
QUAND L`OISEAU RENTRA CHEZ SON MAITRE, IL LUI RACONTAIT TOUT CE QU`IL
COMME LE MAITRE SORCIER NE POUVAIT PAS LE LAISSER FAIRE IL VOLA AU CHATEAU.
IL PRONONCA UN ENCHANTEMENT ET LA MAGIE ETAIT LEVEE.
L`APPRENTI N`ETAIT PLUS RIEN QU`UN APPRENTI .
ET IL ESSAYE MEME AUJOURD`HUI A TROUVER LE CHEMIN VERS LA PRINCESSE.
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 09.59 20/12/1983
DER ZAUBERLEHRLING
VOR LANGER ZEIT LEBTE IN WIEN EIN ZZ
ZAUBERER UND SEINR L
FROM ASCOT TO NEXUS SENT 11.35 20/12/1983
THE VISITING MAGICIAN FROM ITALY IS BACK:TELLING YOU NOT THE LATEST SPAGHETTI
SAUCE BUT HOW HE SAVED THE KIDNAPED PRINCE AND HOW TO GOVERN THE WORLD WITH JOYJ
OY.IN THE MIDDLE OF AFRICA THERE IS TUNEEL OF THE WITCHES:UNDERGROUND TUNN
ELL
BETWEEN LAKE TCHAD AND LAKE VICTORIA>IN MY LAB WE USED THE FANTASTIC OVEN FRIDGE
THAT MASTERS HUMAN EVOLUTION:THE MAGICIAN,SPEAKING BECOMES A WITCH,THA WI
SE
LOOKS LIKE THE PRINCE'S BROTHER.WE UNDERTOOK OUR TRIP ON A PERSIAN CAPET
CARPET GUIDED BY PHILIPPINE-BROOM STICKS,ON TOP OF IT WAS A HONG-KONG JUNK>
AT LAKE VICTORIA WE WAITED FOR THE WITCHES TO GO TO MARS AND HAVE THEIR QUARTERL
Y BOARD MEETING.ONCE INSIDE THA TUNNEL WE USED THE FORMULE "DAYDREAM" AND
ALL
THE WITCHES BECAME FRIENDLY:THEY BROUGHT US TO THE PRINCE....
..HE WAS SINGING>>>..AH"NAPOLEON,CESAR,I'M SMARTER:
-I DON'T CARE ABOUT POLITICS
0H I DON'T GIVE A DICE ABOUT POWER
ALL I CARE ABOUT IS "JOIE DE VIVRE">
I TOLD THE WISE MAN:"HOW CAN WE CONVINCE THE PRINCE TO GO BACK TO THIS WORLD
OF IRRESPONSABILITY AND HYPOCRISY>>"
THE WISE MAN REPLIED:"GIVE HIM A SABBATICAL>>>...."
SO WE DECIDED TO LEAVE AND GOVERN THE WORLD FOR ONE WHOLE YEAR IN JOY,WE WOULD
IVE IN "THE NOUVELLE HOLLANDE"(CF THE FIRST PART:"THE FRENCH VISITING
MAGICIAN WHO TELLS HOW THE FOOL STOLE THIS KINGDOM FROM THE ESCROC WITH THE
LP A OF A POTION THAT WAS SERVED AT THE TRAITORS SPANISH HOSTEL".
WE ARE IN "THE NOUVELLE HOLLANDE:SO THE PRINCESS IS IN LOVE WITH THE FOOL,SHE
HAS KIDNAPPED THE FAIRY WHO HAS FLOWN THEM THERE:BUT THE FOOL HAS GOTEN TIRED
THE PRINCEESS AND IS MAKING LOVE TO THE FAIRY:A TYPICAL FAMILY SCENE.....
THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE WAS IN LOVE WITH THE FAIRY,HE USED MY NEW TRICK ON
FOOL...HE SAID:"MIAO-MIAO
FLOCK-FLOCK" IMMEDIATELY THE FOOL'S PANTS WERE
TUCK HE COULD NOT DO ANYMORE HIS FANTASTIC TANGO NUMBER..(THAT GET'S THEM ALL)..
.).THE WISE MAN,LOOKING LIKE THE PRINCE QUICKLY ISSUED TWO ONE-YEAR MARRIA
GE
ONTRACTS AND WE GOT OVER WITH "THE HUMAN FACTOR"...
THE WISE MAN-PRINCE COULD FINALLY START TO GIVE EVERYBODY THEIR OWN INITIATIVE
BACK>.....USELLESS TO SAY THERE WERE SHIPS,AND PLANES AND TRAINS FULL OF PEOPLE
WAITING TO GET BACK THEIR OWN FREEDOM AND CONFIDENCE IN THEMSELVES...
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"THE "INTERACTION "ERA COULD FINALLY BEGIN...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE QUESTION IS WILL IT ONLY LAST FOR ELECTION-TIME OR WILL JOY AND
REATIVITY BECOME PERMANENT HABITS,AH WHAT LOVELY DRUGS ARE THESE>>>>>....
FROM ASCOT TO NEXUS SENT 14.01 20/12/1983
UN APPRENTI MAGICIEN VEUT DEVENIR MAGICIE N COMME SON PERE .IL VA FAIRE DES STA
GES AU COURS DESQUELS IL FERA BEAUCOUP D'ERREURS. DANS SON PREMIER STAGE,
IL DOIT FABRIQUER DES POTIONS MAGIQUES- LA PREMIERE FOIS, IL EN INVEN\M UN
E POUR DEVENIR UN GEANT - IL SE TROMPE COMPLETEMENT ET DEVIENDRA TOUT PET
IT
UN TRAITRE VIENT LE MENACER POUR OBTENIR SA FORMULE, C'EST SON PERE, LE GRAND
CHEF DES MAGICIENS QUI TRANSFORME LE C_UTEAU DU TRAITRE EN CONFIT]RE.
DANS SON DE]XIEME STAGE, IL D_IT TROUVMR DANS DE VIEUX LIVRES, LES PAROLES SACR
EES.
LA PREMIER FOIS, IL LIT ABRACADABRA MAIS IL PRONONCE ABRACADABRI ET IL DEVRIENT(
CORRECTION) DEVIENT UN PARAPLUIE.
UNM AUTRE FOIS, IL DIT :"TAPER 3 FOIS DES PIEDS PI POUR DEVENIR MAGICIEN" IL T
APE 5 FOIS ET DEVIENT UN OROS ELEPHANT.
ENSUI\E, LA SORCIERE SE TRANSNORME EN CHAT ET L'APPRENTI MAGICIEN QUI SE TROMPE
DE FORMULE DEVIENT UNE SOURIS. POUR ECHAPPER A LA SORCIERE, IL LUI FAUT RE
TROUVER LE MOT: ABRACADABRA. IL FIB(COORECTION) FINIT PAR LE RETROUVER ET
DEVIENT CHIEN.
ENFIN, IL DECOUVRE A LA FIN DU LIVRE QU'IL DOIT TROUVER DE L'HUILE DE ROCHE. IL
PREND LA ROUTE DU ROYAUME DU PRINCE QUI LA LUI DONNE A L' APPRENTI MAGICI
EN LA BOIT E\ IL DEVIENT UN VRAI MAGICIEN COMME SON PERE.
FROM ASCOT TO NEXUS SENT 15.43 20/12/1983
LE MAGICIEN :
UNE GLISSADE D'AUTEURS HORS DU CONTE ET
ET HORS DU SOUPER
WITHOUT END
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APRES LES CATACLYSMES QUI DETRUISIRENT
LES VALEUREUX PARTICIPANTS DE NOTRE SERIE
ANTI-DALLAS
APRES LA FIN DE LA BETE SOUS LES TROPISMES
DU MAGICORDINATEUR
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QUITTERONT LA CORONA BOREALIS ET REGAGNERONT
LA TERRE
POUR CAPTER LE RETOUR DES ESPRITS
POLYEDRIQUES
(IL ETAIT SEUL SUR LA PLANETE DES
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TICIENS A-VIDES)
L'ALCHIMAGE
MET A CHAUFFER
UN ATHANOR AU SOMMET DE L'ETNA
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DU CREUSET MONTE UNE VAPEUR LEGEREMENT PARFUMEE AU
SAFRAN ET DE CETTE MEME COULEUR SOLAIRE
DU CREUSET SORTENT DES ETRES SANS NOM NI FEE
LA GLISSADE INFINIE DES PERSONNAGES DU CONTE
NOW IT'S LATE IN THE NIGHT I CAN SEE A BEAUTIFUL PASSAGE
OF WHITE TRANSPARENT CLOUDS OVER THE DARK SKY
UNE GIGANTESQUE EXPANSION DE LETTRES UNE GLISSADE D'AUTEURS
EN QUETE D'AUTEURS...
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FROM ASCOT TO NEXUS SENT 16.07 20/12/1983
LE MAGICIEN , TOURNANT SA CONFITURE PERDIT L'EQUILIBRE CAR LE TA TRAITRE ENVOYE
PAR LA SORCIERE L'Y A POUSSE
LA SORCIERE TOUJOURS RIDEE ET TACHETEE,LA SORCIERE AUX MILLE ET UNE VOIX,
E N E F F E T
CRAIGNAIT LA CONFITURE QUI NUISAIT A SES POUVOIRS INNOMBRABLES
(OUI NOUS SOMMES LUS A HONULU ET NOUS NE POUVONS FAIRE MOURIR
LE MAGICIEN
SINON L'' HISTOIRE NE SERA PAS LUE A HONOLULU)9
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ET IL Y TOMBA AUSSI. ALORS IL SORTIT SON EPEE LASER, MARQUEE A
SES INIIALES OO7 ET ALLUMA SON REACTEUR AUTOBIONOQUE AUTOBIONIQUE
CACHE DANS LA DOUBLURE DE SA CHEMISE QUI LES SOULEVA HORS DE LA CUVE.
ILS FURENT AIDES EN CELA PAR L'APPARITION DU BOUFFON DE SAN FRANCISCO
QU'I QUI LEUR FIT SI PEUR QU'ILS SURSAUTERENT JUSQU'AU LAMPADAIRE
LA PRINCESSE ARRIVEE LA POUR REMPLIR SES POTS-CAR LES TEMPS SONT DURS-
LES CONSOLA D'UN TENDRE BAISER, L'UN D'A;MOUR, L'AUTRE D'AMITIE
HELAS LE MAGICIEN ETAIT JALOUX, FOU D'AMOUR POUR LA PRINCESSE; IL
EMPOIGNA LE PRINCE ET LE TRANSFORMA EN CRAPAUD.
8VOUS LES AUTRES ECRIVAILLEURS DEBROUILLEZ@-VOUS AVEC NOTRE CRAPAUD9.
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 16.49 20/12/1983
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FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 17.34 20/12/1983
VOR LANGER ZEIT LEBTE IN WIEN EIN MANN, DER ZU EINEM ZAUBERER GING, UM DIE
KUNST DES ZAUBERNS ZU ERLERNEN. ALS ER SCHON 2 JAHRE DORT WAR, STARB DER
ZAUBERER. ER WUSSTE NICHT, DASS SEIN MEISTER EINEN GROSSEN SOHN HATTE, DER
DAS HAUS SEINES VATERS ABREISSEN WOLLTE. DADURCH WURDE ER SEHR BOESE UND
WOLLTE DEN MANN VERFLUCHEN. ER VERWECHSELTE DEN SPRUCH UND VERWANDELTE SICH
SELBST IN EINE FLEDERMAUS. ALS DER SOHN DES ZAUBERERS INS HAUS KAM, FLOG ER
IHM INS GESICHT. DIESER ERSCHRAK SEHR UND RANNTE AUS DEM HAUS. SP[TER KAM
ER MIT NETZEN BEWAFFNET WIEDER ZURUECK. ER WOLLTE DAS TIER FANGEN. KAUM
WAR ER IM HAUS, KAM SCHON DER IN EINE FLEDERMAUS VERWANDELTE ZAUBERLEHRLING
ENTGEGEN UND VERKRALLTE SICH IN SEINEM HAAR.
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 18.12 20/12/1983
ES LEBTE EIN ZAUBERER, DER DEN FRIEDEN MOCHTE, UND DER VERSUCHTE, DER WELT
EIN NEUES FRIEDLICHES GESICHT ZU VERSCHAFFEN.
ER HATTE EINEN ZAUBERLEHRLING , DER DAS ABENTEUER LIEBTE, UND VERSUCHTE ALLES
IN UNORDNUNG ZU BRINGEN, DER LEHRLING HATTE SICH SCHON LANGE MIT DEM GEDANKEN
BESCH[FTIGT, DEN MEISTER ZU BESEITIGEN, WEIL ER WOLLTE DIE GANZE MACHT ]BER
DIE ERDE HABEN.
EINES NACHTS MISCHTE ER AUS SCHLANGENBLUT, RATTENHAUT UND ANDEREN DELIKATESSEN
EINEN TRUNK, DEN ER DEM MEISTER INS ESSEN MISCHTE. DER MEISTER VERZEHRTE DAS
ESSEN MIT GENU~. KURZE ZEIT DARAUF FIEL ER IN EINEN TAUSENDJ[HRIGEN SCHLAF,
DER BIS IN DIE HEUTIGE ZEIT DAUERT. DER ZAUBERLEHRLING ERFINDET NOCH IMMER
ATOMBOMBEN, PANZER, RAKETEN UND ANDERE WAFFEN.
HOFFENTLICH WACHT SEIN MEISTER BALD WIEDER AUF.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 19.16 20/12/1983
FROM THE PRINCE
TRUST WAS A VIRTUE, AND THE TRICKSTER WITH RAVENS (4)
SEEMED TO HAVE CREATED A REALITY OF HORROR FOR THEIR PLEASURE.
THE FOLLY WAS TO BE THEIRS FOR IN THE EYES OF THOSE
SEEKING THE SAFTY OF THE PRINCEES IT WAS UNACCEPTABLE.
SEEDS OF KNOWLEDGE WERE REVEALED, AND THE MIXTURE OF
THE WISE OLD MAN WAS INDEED INTOXICATING. TEH SEA WAS
GREEN FROM THE ETERNAL VOMIT OF AGELESS YEARS OF
LIES AND FORBODDING AND NOT THE SKIN OF THE FAIR PRINCRESS.
THE GLASS SLIPPER WAS INDEED BEING PUSHED ACCROSS THE
FLOOR AS MORE ENTRAILS BECAME A DISCUSTING FODDER FOR
BO-PEEP WHO SHOULD OF NEVER TAKEN THE INVITATION.
THE ANCIENTS CALLED UP FROM THE DEEP. THE SWORD OF THE
PRINCE BEGAN TO TAKE ON A HGLOW, A GLOW, THAT SLOWLY
BLINDED ALL THE FOUL CREATURES. THE HANDLE WITH
ALL ITS EMERALDS AND SAPPHIRES GLEAMED INTO
THE NIGHT SKY. DIAMONDS ON HIS SHEATH RADIATED OUT
TO THE STARS.
THEN AS IF TRANSFIGURED IN AN INSTANT THE PRINCE
IN GARMENTYS GARMENTS NEVER SEEN BY NAKED EYES
REVEALED HIMSELF ON DIAMOND HEAD.
HAIL TO THE PRINCESS....AND ON THE SOUNDS OF TIME
AND THE RADIATION FROM A MILLION BEAMS THE PRINCE
SPED TO THE DANCE FLOOE FLOOR SPREADING HIS CLOAK
ON THOSE BITTING AT HIS HEELS.
ONE SWIFT MOVE OF THE SWORD AND ALL RAVENS (4)
WERE HALVED. THE FOOL WAS LET TO RIDE OFF AFTER
HAVING DROPPING THE PRINCESS ON THE FLOOR, AND
ALL THE OTHERS COULD ONLY WATCH AND STAND
BY HELPLESSLY.
IN ONE QUICK MOVE HE CAUGHT THE SLIPPER AND
WENT TO THE PRINCESS AND SAID:
DEAR PRINCESS.....IVE BEEN HERE BEFORE. MY HEAD
WAS THOUGHT TO BE BLOWN OFF, AND I WOULD GO
BLIND, AND THAT I WOULD NEVER FIND MYSELF. TRICKS
WERE THE OIN ONLY WAY TO SEE THIS DAY, BUT NOW
I'VE COME FOR YOU AND THE WINTER WINDS CAN BE
OUR ROAD TO THE CRYSTAL CASTLE IN THE LAND OF
THE THREE RIVERS.
WE HAVE A LAND THAT IS ANCIENT, BUT NEW. AT
OUR SIDE ARE MANY OF MY FRIENDS WHO WILL BE
WAITING FOR THE OTHERS TO FOLLOW. FORTUNATELY
MANY WILL BE LURED INTO THE T.V. PARTY AND
BECOME LOST IN THE LAND OF THE RASTER SCANN.
I WILL NEVER ALLOW SUCH BEASTIALITY AND RUTHLESSNESS TO
HAPPEN IN MY KINGDOM. OUR ENTIRE LINK WITH THIS
WORLD IS A FIBRE-OPTICAL RELAY SYSTEM THAT CONNECTS
WITH THE ANCIENTS AS WELL AS RACES YET TO VISIT
OUR PLANET. WEHAVE JUST FINISHED THE MOST
GLORIOUS OUT POST TO RECEIVE OUR HONORED GUESTS.
AS THE WINDS OF THE NOT NORTH COME WE WILL FLY
AND WE WILL BE SWIFT AND ALL OF THESE CONTRIVED
EPISODES WILL BE IN THE PAST.WAVE THEM GOODBYE FOR THESE
PEOPLE WIO
WPW PEOPLE WILL BE LOST IN A MIND OF INCONGRITIES
INCONGRE INCONGRUITIES....THEY ARE DOING IT AGAIN
SPELLS ARE BEING THROWN OUR WAY. HANHG ON MU..
HANG ON MY DEAR PRINESS AND WE WILL HAVE OR DAY.
HANG ON MY DEAR PRINCESS AND WE WILL HAVE OUR DAY.
DISPLAY 793
NO.793 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 02.03 31/12/1983
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 07.51 21/12/1983
BLAH BLAH BLAH
FROM FRONT TO NEXUS SENT 07.53 21/12/1983
CHLOROPHYLLE.
*
LES NENUPHARS ET LES ALGUES
S'ETAIENT ALLIES,
ET L'ILE DE LA PRINCESSE ONT TRANSPORTE,
LES CANARIES ONT DEPASSE,
A GRIBALTAR SE SONT FAUFILEES
PAR L'ETROIT DETROIT,
SOUS LES YEUX MEDUSES DES SOLDATS
QUI JAMAIS N'AVAIENT VU CA.
*
LES HEURES S'ENFUIENT
ET DEJA SONNE L'HALLALI,
TOUTES BLESSENT,
LA DERNIERE TUE.
*
AUX BALEARES SE SONT REPOSES,
PUIS VERS LA SARDAIGNE SONT ALLES,
A TRAVERS LA MONOTONIE DE LA MEDITERRANEE,
LES DESERTS AUX REGS FREMISSANTS
DANSAIENT AVEC D'ANCIENS VOLCANS,
DES FEMMES COULEURS DE NUIT ET DES PETITS ENFANTS,
SUIVAIENT DE CHLOROPHYLLE L'EXIL GRANDILOQUENT.
*
LES HEURES S'ENFUIENT,
ET DEJA RESONNE L'HALLALI,
TOUTES BLESSENT,
LA DERNIERE TUE.
*
FURTIVEMENT ONT DEPAASE
CRETE AU FABULEUX PASSE,
DE LA POUSSIERE D'OR S'ETAIENT RELEEVES
LE SAGE MINOS ET LA REINE PASIPHAE
QUI SALUAIENT DE LEUR GRANDEUR L'ETYRANGE DEFILE.
SONT PARVENUS VERS LE COUCHANT
A CES TERRES COULEUR DE SANG
QUE L'ON NOMME MOYEN ORIENT
A LA FAVEUR DU CREPUSCULE
MEME SANS L'APPUI DES LIBELLULES
CANAL INCREDULE
VERS LA MER ROUGE ILS DEAMBULENT,
*
LES HEURES S'ENFUIENT
ET DEJA RESONNE L'HALLALI
TOUTES BLESSENT
LA DERNIERE TUE.
*
AVANT QUE LA LUMIERE SE FUT MONTREE,
D'ADEN LE GOLFE ETAIT DEPASSE,
ET SANS MEME SE RETOURNER'
POUR LES MALDIVES ONT CONTINUE,
MAIS SURGIT LA MOUSSON,
QUI D'UN GRAND VOILE COUVRIT L'HORIZON,
SUR QUELLES COTES VONT-ILS ECHOUER
HARARDERA OU BIEN BOMBAY?
ILS NAVIGUAIENT DE QUEL COTE,
CELUI DE L'OCEAN OU DU GANGE SACRE?
JUSQU'AU RACINES LES PLANTES ETAIENT DECOURAGEES...
*
LES HEURES S'ENFUIENT
ET DEJA SONNE L'HALLALI
TOUTES BLESSENT,
LA DERNIERE TUE.
*
LES VERTS YEUX DE LA PRINCESSE TERNIS
PAR LE DEBORDEMENT DES LARMES DE DEPIT
DU CONTE FANTASTIQUE ELLE S'ETAIT BANNIE
SI PROCHE DE LA SOLITUDE ET DE L'OUBLI,
ELLE S'EN TROUVAIT ECARTEE PAR LES INTEMPERIES.
DEJA LES FANTOMES DU PASSE SE L'ETAIENT DIT
ET VERS LEUR PROIE TENDAIENT DE S MAINS RAVIES,
*
LES HEURES S'ENFUIENT,
ET DEJA RESONNE L'HALLALI
TOUTES BLESSENT,
LA DERNIERE TUE.
*
ALORS QUE DANS LE GOUFFRE ELLE S'ENFONCAIT,
LA VIOLETTE LUI DIT D'UN AIR COQUET,
JE N'AI L'AIR DE RIEN DANS UN BOSQUET,
POURTANT SI TU LE VOULAIS, JE T'AIDERAIS
ET LA TRACE DE TA MEMOIRE PERDUE JE T'INDIQUERAIS
CAR JE CONNAIS LE CHEMIN DU PARADIS,
C'EST UN OISEAU QUI ME L'A DIT...
POUR RECOMPENSER LA FLEURETTE, LA PRINCESSE
LA SACRA FLEUR DE LA TENDRESSE,
ET LE VOYAGE REPRIT DANS L'ALLEGRESSE;
LE BUT ETAIT PLUS QU'UNE PROMESSE.
*
LES HEURES S'ENFUIENT
ET DEJA RESONNE L'HALLALI,
MAIS CHLOOROPHYLE NE L'ENTENDS PLUS,
CAR DANS LE TEMPS ELLE S'EST PERDUE.
*
ELLE A DISSIMULE SON ILE AU COEUR DE L'OCEAN DES INDIENS,
LA OU PERSONNE NE LA TROUVERAIT PAS MEME LE MAGICIEN.
DE LA BETE ELLE NE PARLE PLUS,
ON DIT MEME QU'ELLE N'Y PENSE PLUS.
IL PARAIT QU'ELLE A PERDU LA TRAME DU DRAME QUI L'AVAIT LIEE
AU PRINCE FOU, AU TRICKSTER SORCIER ET A LA MAUVAISE FEE.
ELLE A BRULE SA PIROGUE,
POUR SE DEDIER DE TOUT EXODE,
AINSI QUE SES CHAUSSURES DE CHEZ JOURDAIN ET SON MAUVAIS PARFUM,
ELLE PASSE SES JOURNEES A REVER OU A CULTIVER SES ORCHIDEES....
.....ELLE LEUR A MEME APPRIS A PARLER,
CAR ON PEUT LES ENTENDRE BALBUTIER;
"ELLE EST RETROUVEE...
QUOI?
L'ETERNITE,
C'EST LA MER MELEE AU SOLEIL..."
*
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FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 09.45 21/12/1983
THE WITCH
WHO PUT A BUG IN THE SYSTEM?????????????????????????????????????????
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 11.18 21/12/1983
WHO IS THE SNAKE IN THE VERDIGRIS?
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 11.20 21/12/1983
THE WITCH'S LAST SUPPER
WHAT A LOVELY TIME WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE!!!NO MORE OF THAT TOUGH OLD RAVEN
PIE.YUKKKK111!!!!MAYBE THAT SNOOTY PRINCESS WILL APPRECIATE MY NEW HAUTE
CUISINE ANTIPODEAN.......
M E N U
SWEET SOUR
BLOOD PLUMS SHARK CANAPES
PASSIONFRUIT KISSES KANGAROO STEAK
KIWI FRUIT ICE PRAWNS-AS-BIG-AS-YOUR-HAND
MANGO FOOL "LIVE" BABY PRAWNS
LAMINGTON CAKE KING CRABS
PAVLOVA PUDDING EMPEROR LOBSTERS
GEM SCONES GOANNA RAGOUT
FAIRY BREAD BLUE-TONGUE LIZARD PIE
CUMQUATS IN EAU-DE-VIE MELBA TOAST
HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS RED-BACK SPIDER MORNAY
SUGAR BANANAS CANE TOAD-IN-THE-HOLE
TASMANIAN DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE CASSEROLE DE PLUS
D R I N K
CHATEAU LA FEET FROZEN FOSTERS
D R U G S
MANY AND VARIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOLANGATTA GOLD,MULLUMBIMBY MADNESS,QUEENSLAND HEADS,VICTORIA BITTER,
TOOHEY'S LIGHT
"DRAT THAT PRINCE!!!! HE'S SET TO RUIN THIS PARTY = WHAT A PARTY POOPER,
WHAT A KILLJOY! SOME CHARACTERS WILL DO ANYTHING(AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING)
TO KEEP THAT CHALICE.OH WELL-I'LL JUST HAVE TO ANNIHILATE THEM OR TURN THEM INTO
OPAL FROGS - AT LEAST THEY'LL BE WORTH SOMETHING.......IF ONLY WE COULD A
LL
LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER EVER AFTER IN THIS ELECTRONIC JUNGLE.
(I WONDER IF THE PRINCE HAS HEARD OF EVIL ROTWANG'S DEATH RAY?
WISH I KNEW WHAT WAS IN THE PARCEL......!"
FROM ASCOT TO NEXUS SENT 11.37 21/12/1983
THE MAGUS WAS PERPLEXED. HOW TO DO JUSTICE TO THE ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE
LAST SUPPER IF HE COULDNT TALK TO THE GUESTS.
WAS IT THE OVERLORD, FONDATEUR DU MONDE PREVENTING COMMUNICATION
OR WAS IT JUST OVERLOAD. NO ONE COULD TELL HIM.
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 11.59 21/12/1983
EINES
TAGES
RIEF HEXE
OLLIHOLLE
ZU IHREM ZAUBER
LEHRLING : LOS, HI,HI,HI,
FLIEG SOFORT MIT MEINEM
BESEN NACH NAWACHUTA! ER
NAHM DEN SUPERBESEN UND
FLITZTE LOS.
WAEHREND DES
FLUGES BEMER
KTE ER DASS
ER ZU TANKEN
VERGESSEN
HATTE
UND EINEN KLEINEN
ABSTECHER ZUR HMV - HEXENMINERALOEL
VERWALTUNG MACHEN MUSSTE.ER LEGTE DEN ZEHNTEN GANG EIN
UND DUESTE LOS.SCHON HATTE ER 320 HM-HEXENMEILEN ERREICHT
ALS PLOETZLICH EIN SEHR SCHMALER POLIZEIBESEN VORBEIFLOG UND IHN
ZUM STEHEN BLEIBENZWANG.ER MUSSTE SEINEN LEHRLINGSFUEHRERSCHEN VOERWEISEN
UND 20 FLEDERMAUSE BEZAHLEN.DENN BRAUSRTE ER WIEDER LOS NACHDEM ER
BEI DER HMV GETANKT HATTE,FLOG ER WIEDER LOS.NACHDEM ER BEI DER HMV
GETANKT HATE FLOG ER WIEDER LOS IN RICHTUNG NOWACHUTTA.AUF
DEM MARKTPLATZ IN NH WAR REGES HEXENTREIBEN.ES WAR JA
AUCH BALD WALPURGISNACHT DAS IST DIE NACHT,IN DER
SICH DIE HEXEN MIT IHREN LEHRLINGEN AUF DEM
OELBERG TREFFEN. SKELETTO,SO HIESS DER BURSCHE,WUSSTE NOCH NICHT,
DASS ER VON DEN HEXENGOETTERN ALS OPFERGABE GEWAEHLT WURDE.
NACHDEM ER DIE EINKAUFE GETAETIGT HATTE,GING ER INS PARKHAUS WO
ER EINEN BESEN ZUM RUECKFLUG KLARMACHTE.ER ZUENDETE DEN BESEN
UND RASTE AUS DEM PARKHAUS HINAUS.DOCH DA SAH ER,DASS ER
GEGEN EINE EINBAHN FLOG.MIT EINER BLITZSCHNELLEN
WENDUNG WURDE DAS PROBLEM GELOEST.SCHON KAM
DAS HAUS SEINER HERRIN IN SICHT.AUS DIESER
ENTFERNUNG GLICH DIE HUETTE EINEM PLUMSKLO
BEI DER LANDUNG WURDE DER BESEN ETWAS GESCHAEDIGT.
NACHDEM FLIEGEN HUNGRIG MACHT,GAB IHM DIE HEXE EINIGE
GEBACKENE FLEDERMAUSE, IN DENEN SICH EIN TOEDLICHES
GIFT BEFAND.DENN SIE WOLLTE NICHT,DASS ER EINEN
GRAUENHAFTEN TOD HAT.
KURZ DARAUF STARB ER.
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 12.45 21/12/1983
EINES
NACHTS
MIXTE DER
ZAUBERLEHRLING
1012983 EINEN
TRANK,DEN ER
DEM HEXENMEISTER
IN DAS ESSEN
MISCHEN WOLLTE
DOCH DA IHN DER
MEISTER BEOBACHTETE,
WUSSTE ER DAVON,UND
BESCHWOERTE DIE GEISTER,
SIE SOLLTEN DIE MIXTUR IN
DAS ANDERE ESSEN GEBEN.BEIM
ABENDESSEN LAG DEM ZAUBERLEHRLING
1012983 EIN LAECHELN AM GESICHT,
WEIL ER HOFFTE, DER MEISTER WUERDE FUER
IMMER VERSCHWINDEN.DOCH DEM WAR NICHT
SO.ALS SIE ANFINGEN ZU ESSEN,WURDE
1012983 ZIEMLICH SCHLECHT UND ER
FING AN ZU TRAUMEN.ER TRAUMTE
VON EINEM SCHOENEN MAEDCHEN.
ALS ER WIEDER AUFWACHTE,WAR
ER IN EINEM ANDEREN LAND.
UND SEINE ERTRAUMTE LAG VOR
IHM IM GRAS.
ICH GLAUBE,SIE LEBEN HEUTE NOCH DORT.
FROM DGA TO DGA,NEXUS SENT 13.04 21/12/1983
HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN, BUSY WORKING ON THE TRANSPOBDER PLANS
FROM ASCOT TO NEXUS SENT 12.57 21/12/1983
THE LAST SUPPER
(FOR A WHILE)
LOCATION: CLOUD 9 ABOUT THREE MILES ABOVE AYERS ROCK
ALSO KNOW AS LA ROCHELLE D'HIERS
ET DEMAIN
TABLE PLAN:
LA FEE APPRENTI MAGICIEN TRAITRE
SORCIER
________________________________________________
I I
I I
I I
LA BETE I LE BOUFFON
I I
I I
I I
_________________________________________________
LE SAGE LE PRINCE PRINCESSE LA SORCIERE
____________
IN A CAGE ON
.OA STOOL, .
.THE POE- .
.FACED RAVENS
_____________ NEARBY:
FLAMBE POUR
LES CORBEAUX
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 13.01 21/12/1983
E
I
N
E
S
TAGES
GING D
E
R
ALTE HEXENMEISTER
AUSSER HAUS UND S
A
H
VOR SEINEM HAUS TOR
EINEN KLEINEN JUNGEN
DER ERBAERMLICH ANZU
S
E
H
E
N
WAR.IM SCHNEE LIEGEND.ER NAHM IHN IN SEINE
ARME IHN INS ZIMMER.ER ZOG IHN GROSS UND
LIESS DEN JUNGEN BEI SICH ARBEITEN.EINES T
A
G
E
S
ALS DER MEISTER IN DER STADT LEBENSMITTEL EINKAUFEN
GING,ENTDECKTE DER LEHRLING EIN ALTES BUCH IM SCHRA
NK.ER BLAETTERTE DAS BUCH SORGFAELTIG DURCH UND SAH
EINEN ZAUBERSPRUCH,MIT HILFE DESSEN MAN SICH VERWAN
DELN KONNTE.ER VERZAUBERTE SICH IN EIN SCHWARZES P
F
E
R
D
ALS DER ZAUBERER ZURUECKKAM,WOLLTE DER ZAUBERLEHRLING SICH
ZURUECKVERWANDELN,DOCH DIES GELANG IHM NICHT.DER ALTE ZAUBERER
FAND STATT SEINEM LEHRLING EIN PFERD VOR.ER WUSSTE SOFORT,WAS
GESCHEHEN WAR UND ALS STRAFE VERWANDELTE ER DEN LEHRLING NICHT
MEHR ZURUECK.ER MUSSTE SEIN LEBENLANG ALS PFERD DIENEN.
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 13.39 21/12/1983
VORSICHTIG NAHM ER ES IN DIE RECHTE HAND.MIT DER LINKEN STIESS ER DIE
SCHUBLADE ZU.``````````SEINE AUGEN````````FIXIERTEN ES.
ES WAR ALS LOCKENWICKLER GETARNT UND DOCH DER SCHLUESSEL ZUR MACHT.ES
WAR EIN KLEINES UNSCHEINBARES GAERET,MIT EINER WINZIGEN ANTENNE UND EINER
+++++++++++++++++++++++TASTATUR++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
DIE MAN MIT FREIEM AUGE NICHT WAHRNEMEN KONNTE.EINE WEILE WAR DER ZAUBER-
LEHRLING IN SEINEN TRAUM VERSUNKEN
ER BESCHLOSS
IN DER WELTGESCHICHTE ZU KRAMEN UND SIE NACH SEINEM VERGNUEGEN UND SEINEN
VORTEILEN ZU VERAENDERN.ER WOLLTW DIE CHINESISCHE MAUER IM 1.WELTKRIEG
VOLLSTAENDIG EINSTUERZENLASSEN,DEN HUNDERTJAEHRIGEN KRIEG ERST GAR NICHT
ENTSTEHEN ZU LASSEN UND DIE HEILIG GESPROCHENE JOHANNE DAS HERZIGE UNSCH
EINBARE BAUERNMAEDEL BLEIBEN LASSEN
ER SPRACH
DEN HEXEN,GEISTERN UND ZAUBERWESEN EINE BEDEUTENDE ROLLE IM MITTELALTER
ZU UND WOLLTE SICH AN DIE SPITZE ALS OBERSTER ALLER BEFEHLSHABER DER
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++DAEMONEN+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
UND DER ZAUBERWELT SEHEN.ER WUERDE DIE WELT IN FRIEDEN LEBEN LASSEN UND
ES,JA ES WUERDE IHM DABEI SICHER HELFEN,DIE STREITIGKEITEN WUERDE ER ERST
GAR NICHT ENTSTEHEN LASSEN UND DANN WUERDE ER SAGEN:
`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````''
```````````````MEIN LIEBER GETARNTER```````````````````````````````````````
```````````````LOCKENWICKLER,WAS SAGST DU``````````````````````````````````
```````````````ZU UNS?SIND WIR NICHT GROSSARTIG?```````````````````````````
```````````````IN EIN PAAR LICHTJAHREN-----````````````````````````````````
``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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FROM ASCOT TO NEXUS SENT 14.16 21/12/1983
FLICKING HIS EYES TO THE REAR VIEW MIRROR,
THE TRICKSTER SAW THE PAPER PLISSURING FROM
THE MACHINE, GAVE IT AGLANCE AND WAS OVERHEARD TO
REMARK "SURELY THEY DON'T EXPECT THE RAVENS
TO READ ALL THIS RHUBARB"
THE BRIDE IN THE BACK SEAT GROANED AND THE
JO BESIDE HER HEARD HIM DECLARE,
"IT'S PROBABLY BETTER IF THEY DON'T"
GUNNING THE BIG LIMOUSINE TO FULL POWER
HE ROARDED OFF TO MEET HIS SATURDAY
NIGHT DEADLINE AT THE LAST INN IN B.C.
ROUGH ON THE RAVENS (4) PLACIDLY PECKING
AT THE REMAINS OF EEL EMBEDDED IN THE TREAD
OF HIS FRONT WHEEL.
NEVERMORE.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 14.11 21/12/1983
PRINCE:
"MA PRINCESSE, J'AI PERDU MA CHLO-RO-PHY-Y-LE;
ELLE NE NI A LAISSE, DANS UN RAYON DE LUNE,
QU'UN CHEVEUX BLOND (OUI BLOND) SUR MON EPAULE
ET UNE PANTOUFLE DE VAIRE, TAILLE 34."
LES ANGLOPHONES PRETENDENT RETROUVER
LA PRINCESSE GRACE A UNE PANTOUFLE DE VERRE
QU'ON A TROUVE BOULEVARD DES ADIEUX. MAIS ...
MAIS C'EST DU BLUFF.
ELLE ETAIT (LA PANTOUFLE) BEL ET BIEN
FAITE D'HERMINE. APRES TOUT, NOBLESSE
OBLIQUE. N'IMPORTE QUI NE PEUT S'OFFRIR
UNE PANTOUFLE D' HERMINE, TANDIS QU'UNE
PANTOUFLE DE VERRE.... CERTAINEMENT QU'IL DOIT Y EN AVOIN
QUELQUE PART-
DE VILLE?)
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 14.19 21/12/1983
EINES
ABENSGINGDER
ZAUBERERAUSDEMHAUS
UNDERBEFAHLSEINENLEHRLING
DIEZAUBERBUECHERABUSTAUBENALS
ERMITDERARBEIFASTFERTIGWARFIELIHM
EINBESONDERSGROSSESBUCHDASSERNEUGIERIG
DURCHBLAETTERTEERSETZTESICHANDENTISCHUNDBE
GANNESZULESEN DOCHZUSEINEMERSTAUNENKONNTEERNUR
GEISTERNAMEN ENTDECKENUMMITTERNACHTBEMERKTEER
DASSJEMEHR NAMENERLASSICHIMMERMEHRNAMENERLAS
SICHIMMER MEHRGEISTERUMIHNDRAENGTENINSEINER
VERZWEIFELTEN LAGEHOERTENERAUFZULESENDOCHDASHALF
NICHTSDA KAMIHMDERRETTENDEEINFALLERFINGAN
DASBUCHVON NURZULESENUNDZUSEINERUEBERRASCHU
UNGLOESTEN SICHDIEGEISTERINLUFTAUFALSDER
ZAUBERMEIST ERAMFRUEHENMORGENVONSEINEMBESUCH
INDIEWERKST ATTZURUECKKEHRTESAHERDASBEDRUE
KTEUNDSCHOCKIERTEGESICHTDESLEHRLINGS
ERFRAGTEIHNDERZAUBERLEHRLING
WASMITIHMLOSSEIDAERZAEHLTE
IHMDERZAUBERLEHRLING
NOCHIMMEREIN
WENIG
VER
STOERTDASSELTSAMEERLEBNISALSERGEENDETHATTESAGTEDERMEISTER
"""ESWARZWARRICHTIGWASDUGEMACHTHASTABERDUSOLLSTMICHDENNOC
"""FRAGENWELCHEBUECHERDULESENDARFST"""NACHDIESENWORTENDES
MEISTERSWIDMETESICHDERLEHRLINGWIEDERSEINERARBEIT.........
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 14.51 21/12/1983
DER ZAUBERLEHRLING SASS NUN AUF DER INSEL UND ]BERLEGTE SICH, WIE ER
VON DORT FORT KOMMEN K\NNTE. AUF EINMAL ERFAND ER EINEN PLAN. DIESER
BESCHRIEB IHM DEN WEG ZU EINEM NICHT N[HER BEZEICHNETEN SCHATZ. ER BEGANN
SOFORT MIT DER SUCHE DANACH. ER GRUB AN DER ANGEGEBENEN STELLE UND FAND
EIN TOLLES BUCH VON DEM GROSSEN UND BER]HMTEN PARAPSYCHOLOGEN TELEFIX.
ER LAS ES MIT DENSELBEN MAGISCHEN AUGEN WIE DER ZAUBERER UND ENTDECKTE DARIN EIN
E STELLE
CORRECTIONM: ER LAS ES MIT DENSELBEN MAGISCHEN AUGEN WIE DER ZAUBERER UND
ENTDECKTE DARIN EINE STELLE ]BER TELEPATHIE UND TELEPORTION. ER DACHTE,
DAS PROBIER ICH JETZT AUS...
SIEHE DA, AUF EINMAL WAR ER IN WIEN IN EINER VORLESUNG VON JOHANN WOLFGANG.
DA H\RTE ER DEN SPRUCH, "WALLE, WALLE BESEN, BIST`S GEWESEN
UND JETZT BIN AUCH ICH GEWESEN..."
DANACH VERLIESS ER DEN VORLESUNGSSAAL UND SPAZIERTE DURCH DIE FESTLICH BE-
LEUCHTETEN STRASSEN WIENS. ES WAR GERADE X-MAS UND DAS CHRISTKIND LACHTE....
FROM DGA TO DGA,NEXUS SENT 13.19 21/12/1983
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GOODBYE!!!!!!!
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 15.02 21/12/1983
ES WAR EINMAL EIN ZAUBERER, DER HATTE VON SEINEM VATER MAJORAN EIN HAUS MIT
LAUTER ZAUBERTINKTUREN GEERBT. DER ZAUBERER BEGAB SICH EINES TAGES AUS DEM
HAUS, UM ROSMARINBL[TTER ZU SUCHEN, DIESE GELEGENHEIT N]TZTE SEIN LEHRLING
BALDRIAN AUS, UND MISCHTE ALLE M\GLICHEN S[FTE ZUSAMMEN. DIESES GEMISCH
WURDE PURPURROT. DA DIES DIE LIEBLINGSFARBE DES ZAUBERERS WAR, TRANK ER EIN
GLAS DAVON. ES WURDE IHM PL\TZLICH PURPURROT VOR DEN AUGEN UND ER FIEL UM.
ALS ER WIEDER ZU SICH KAM, MERKTE ER, DASS F]R IHN PL\TZLICH ALLES RIESEN-
GROSS WAR. SOGAR DAS KLEINE MAUSELOCH WAR F]R IHN NUN EIN RIESIGES TOR.
ER DACHTE SICH, DASS ER DIE GELEGENHEIT AUSN]TZEN M]SSTE UND SO MACHTE ER SICH
AUF DEN WEG ZU SEINER HEISSGELIEBTEN PRINZESSIN. IM SCHLOSS ANGEKOMMEN SCHLICH
ER IN IHR SCHLAFGEMACH UND WARTETE AUF SIE. ALS DIE PRINZESSIN KUNIGUNDE END-
LICH EINTRAF, RIEF ER IHR ZU: "ICH BIN ES, DEIN BALDRIAN! DIE PRINZESSIN
SCHWIEG UND PL\TZLICH GING DIE T]R AUF. DELEHRLING TRAT EIN UND
SAGTE MIT DONNERNDER STIMME: "DA BIST DU TAUGENICHTS!" DAF]R WIRDT DU EIN
CORRECTION: DAF]R WIRST DU EIN LEBEN LANG EIN FROSCH SEIN UND VERSCHWAND
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 15.15 21/12/1983
DER ZAUBERLEHRLING WOLLTE GERADE AUFBRECHEN, UM DIE GUTE FEE ZU BESUCHEN.
ER BRAUTEEINE MIXTUR, DIE IHN UNSICHTBAR MACHEN W]RDE. ER WOLLTE SEINEN
NEBENBUHLER AUSSTECHEN, DER BESSER ZAUBERN KONNTE ALS ER. SO BRACH ER AUF
. ALS ER EINE WEILE MARSCHIERT WAR, SCHIEN ES IHM, ALS H[TTE ER SICH VER-
LAUFEN. DIE SONNE VERSCHWAND ALLM[HLICH HINTER DEN BERGEN UND ES WURDE
FINSTER. ER SAH EINEN GL]HENDEN SCHNEEWEISSEN BALL AM HORIZONT AUFTAUCHEN,
UND WUSSTE SOFORT, DASS ES DIE GUTE FEE SEI. SIE GESELLTE SICH ZU IHM.
ER ERZ[HLTE IHR VON SEINEN ABSICHTEN. DIE GUTE FEE WAR DAMIT GARNICHT EIN-
VERSTANDEN, UND SIE FING AN, IHM VON DER ERDE UND DEN KRIEGEN ZU ERZAEHLEN,
UND WENN ALLE SO W[REN WIE ER, W[RE ES AUF DER ZAUBERWELT GENAUSO WIE AUF
DER ERDE. SIE SETZTEN SICH AUF EINEN MOOSBEWACHSENEN FELSEN UND DER ZAUBER-
LEHRLING H\RTE IHR AUFMERKSAM ZU. SIE ERZAEHLTE VON DEN ATOMBOMBEN, DEN
PANZERN, DEN SS-20 RAKETEN UND DEN FOLGEN DIESER SCHRECKLICHEN WAFFEN.
DER ZAUBERLEHRLING WUNDERTE SICH ZWAR, WOHER SIE DIES ALLES WUSSTE, DOCH ER
HOERTE IHR AUFMERKSAM ZU. ALS SIE MIT IHRER SCHILDERUNG FERTIG WAR, WUSSTE
ER , DASS ER NIE WIEDER AUF SOLCHE B\SEN GEDANKEN KOMMEN WUERDE.
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 15.07 21/12/1983
FROM THE FAIRY GODMOTHER
MESSAGE DELAYED BY TECHNICAL PROBLEMS
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER
LOOKED AROUND
AT THE SO+CALLED
"LAST SUPPER"
THE ONLY SIGN OF FOOD WAS THE MAPLE SYRUP SHE HAD BROUGHT HERSELF,
AND THERE WASN'T EVEN ANYTHING TO SPREAD IT ON.
+++++ THE WITCH WAS GUZZLINGG THE STUFF STRAIGHT,
BUT THE F.G.M. HAD TOO MUCH CLASS
TO RISK GETTING GOO ON HER NEW FISHNET STOCKING.
+++++++++++ THE WISE OLD MAN JUST SAT IN THE CORNER
WATCHING COLORADO VIDEOS.
++++++++++++++++++ THE SORCEROR'S APPRENTICE WAS PLAYING WITH
TEH 'DO+IT+YOURSELF' CHEMISTRY SET SHE HAD
GIVEN HIM, TRYING TO FIND A CURE FOR HIS
HYDROCEPHELIA, BUT SO AR HE HAD ONLY FOUND
A CURE FOR OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
++++++ THE MAGICIAN WAS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH, STINKING OF FOSTER'S,
SO SHE POKED HIM WITH HER WAND, YELLING,
"WAKE UP, FLAKEY!"
HIS EYES OPENED.
"LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU HAIRY BAUDMOTHER!"
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"THIS ROCK ISN'T ROLLING." THOUGHT THE FFAIRY GODMOTHER.
"TTO AYER'S HUMAN, BUT TO BE BORING'S UNFFORGIVEABLE."
"LOOK OUT WORLD!
IT'S ENCHANTING TIME!!!"
**********************************************************************
SHE FLEW ABOVE THE PRINCE'S KINGDOM, LISTENING FOR HIS CROAK.
THEN SHE HEARD IT.....
"MODEM...
MODEM...
MODEM..."
SHE DRESSED HIM ELEGANTLY IN A TOP HAT AND TALES,
AND SPLASHED EAU DE "GRAND NUIT" GENEROUILLOUSLY OVER
HIS VERT SKIN.
SHE PUT AN IRON+ON TRANSFER ON HIS T+SHIRT THAT SAID...
"KISS ME I'M A FROG."
SCOOPING HIM UP, SHE FLEW TO THE SEA OF PEACE,
AND CIRCLED UNTIL SHE SAW THE PRINCESS'SS CANOE.
THE PRINCESS WAS ASLEEP, EXHAUSTED BY HOURS OF ROWING.
THE F.G.M. HUNG A TRACK MEDAL AROUND THE FROG'S NECK,
THE ONE THAT SAID IN LARGE LETTERING,
"PLANETARY
ROWING
CHAMPS"
AND PLACED HIM GENTLY IN THE BOW OF THE CANOE.
FLUTTERING ABOVE
THE TWO
SHE SPRINKLED HER MAGIC FAIRY DUST INTO THE PRINCESS'S EYES.
. * . . * .
. * . . * .
. * * . .
AS SHE LEFT, THE FAIRY SAID FONDLY,
"TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, KID.
TAKE IT FROM A FAIRY."
FROM ASCOT TO NEXUS SENT 15.20 21/12/1983
LA GLISSADE DES AUTEURS HORS DU CONTE POUR UN LIVRE INFINI
LE REVE OUVRE LA CIRCONFERENCE DU CERCLE
QUI SE REVE DANS L'UNIVERS
J'AI RECU CE MATIN UNE LETTRE DE MEXICO AVEC UN MESSAGE
POUR L'ANNEE PROCHAINE. MOM CORRESPONDANT A PLACE SUR
CETTE LETTRE UN RUBAN QUI PERCE LA FEUILLE ET PASSE
SUR SES DEUX FACES
PEUT-ETRE EST-CE LA MEME CHOSE QUE LE ROULEAU TELEX DE
NOTRE HISTOIRE
NOUS IRONS AU "BAL"ET AU "SOUPER" HORS DU LIVRE ET DANS UN
AUTRE PROCHAIN LIVRE
AU REVOIR.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 14.41 21/12/1983
A CHEMICAL REACTION TOOK PLACE INSIDE THE PRINCE
UPON HEARING THE NEWS ABOUT HIS BELOVED PRINCESS.
HIS EYES TURNED RED AND BEATTY.
HE CLENCHED HIS FISTS AND STOMPED HIS FEET, SHOUTING:
"URGH. URGH. RAH,YA.
WICKY WICKY WICKY WICKY WICKY.
SHOOK THE ENTIRE CASTLE,
HIS WRATH SHOOK THE ENTIRE CASTLE, RANTING IN THIS
THUNDEROUS VOICE:
"WICKY WICKY WICKY WICKY WICKY WICKY WICKY.
IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL."
THE PRINCE ORDERED HIS GENERALS TO STAND BY,
AND PROCEEDED TO PUT OPERATION CAMEL-CHEESE
INTO EFFECT.
THE GENERALS SHUTTERED.
OPERATION CAMEL-CHEESE WAS THE CODE SIGNALING
AT SEEKING
MAGIC BUSTER MISSLES.
THEY WERE IMPERIOUS TO ALL FORMS OF SPELLS,
ANEY, VOODOO,
INCANTATIONS, NECROMANEY, VOODOO,
WEEJEEBOARDS, AND HOCUS POCUS.
THIS WAS THE REAL SHIT.
IN ADDITION OPERATION CAMEL-CHEESE PROVIDED
FOR THE DEFENSE OF THE CASTLE PERIMETER
RED AND GREEN SLASHER BEAMS, CANNONS
CANNONS MOUNTED INTO THE TURRETS OF THE
CRYSTAL PALACE WERE LOADED AND PRIMED
TO BEGIN SHELLING THE MAGIC KINGDOM
THIS WAS THE REAL SHIT.
A GIANT PALL WILL DESCEND UPON THEM
VOWED THE PRINCE.
JUST THEN A GIANT PALL DID DESCEND.
THE SORCERER, ANTICIPATING THE
PRINCES EVENTUAL USE OF NON-CONVENTIONAL
HIGH-TECH WARFARE SENT ROVING BANDS
OF INUIT YOUTH ON A KILLING AND LOOTING
RAMPAGE.
THE STREETS OF THE CASTLE ERUPTED INTO
A QUAGMIRE OF VIOLENCE.
THE WARTORN SIDEWALKS ERUPTED INTO
A BLAZING INFERNO OF DESTRUCTION.
HARDEST HIT AREAS WERE THE CITY'S
GARMENT DISTRICTS.
TEAMING HOARDS OF YOUTH WERE SEEN
FLEEING WITH TRUNKS OVERFLOWING
WITH PARISIAN FASHIONS AND ACCESSORIES
"HEAD FOR THE SLOPES"
CRIED ONE OF THE YOUTH
"WE HIT THEM IN THE POST HOLIDAY
SEASON, THERES GOTTA BE TONS OF GUCCIS
BACK LOGGED UP THERE, MOVE OUT!
THEY WOULD NEVER FIND OUT.
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 15.25 21/12/1983
GEM[CHLICH BEGANN ER MIT SEINEN VORBEREITUNGEN, UM DIE WERKSTATT NACH SEINEM
GESCHMACK UND IDEALEN EINZURICHTEN. ER BEGANN HEIMLICH AN EINEM BUCH MIT ALL-
ERLEI SPRUECHEN - DIE ABER , DAS WAR IHM ABER NICHT BEWUSST , GAR NICHT
FUNKTIONIERTEN ODER ABER DAS GEGENTEIL BEWIRKTEN - ZU SCHREIBEN. ER LEBTE
IN DER WELT SEINER TRAEUME UND STEIGERTE SICH SO HINEIN, DASS ER GAR NICHT
BERMERKTE, WIE ES SEINEM MEISTER VON LICHTJAHR ZU LICHTJAHR BESSER GING.
AUSSERDEM WAR ER VON DER IDEE BESESSEN, DIE WUNDERHUEBSCHE REINE PRINZESSIN
CHLOROPHYL VOM UNGEHEUER, DAS SIE BEWACHTE, ZU BEFREIEN UND ZU SEINER FRAU
ZU MACHEN. DA ER SEIN GEMISCH, VON WELCHEM ER HOFFTE, DASS ES SEINEM MEISTER
SCHADEN WUERDE, IN EINE 20 KUBIKMETER FASSENDE RAUMKAPSEL GEF]LLT HATTE, WAR
ES SCHWER SIE VERBORGEN ZU HALTEN. AUSSERDEM ERFORDERTE DAS REINIGEN JENER,
DIE MIT DER ZEIT ALLMAEHLICH VERSTAUBTE, EINEN UNGEHEUREN KRAFTAUFWAND, DEN
GEDANKEN, SICH EINEN KOMPLIZEN ZU VERSCHAFFEN, DEN ER , WENN ES AN DER ZEIT
WAERE, WIEDER BESEITIGEN WOLLTE. SO WANDTE ER SICH AN EINEN BERUECHTIGTEN,
GESUCHTEN GAUKLER.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 15.33 21/12/1983
THE PRINCE WASTED NO TIME IN
ORDERING HIS MEN TO ATTENTION
"YUN'S SUCK,"
BELLOWED THE PRINCE
AT THE MOB THAT WAS SLOWLY APPROA
CHING THE PALACE.
THE SLASHER CANNONS WERE IN PLACE
ARMED AND FIRED UPON THE WAKING
FACTIONS OF INUIT YOUTH.
WICKY WICKY WICKY,
CRIED THE PRINCE.
HE HAD REDUCED THEM ALL
TO CATSHIT.
WICKY WICKY WICKY.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 15.42 21/12/1983
THE PRINCE HAD NOT FORGOTTEN
ABOUT THE SORCERER OR THE WITCH.
THE THREAT POSED THEM WOULD NO
LONGER TAUNT THEM.
HE POSITIONED HIS CANNONS
AND PROGRAMMED HIS MISSLES TO
BARRAGE THE OIL-RICH KINGDOM
OF MAGIC.
WICKY WICKY WICKY
SAID THE PRINCE.
HE PUSHED THE BUTTON THAT RELEASED
THE BOMBS,
THIS WAS THE REAL SHIT.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 15.49 21/12/1983
WITH BOMBS AND SLASHER BEAMS
EXPLODING ALL AROUND HIM,
THE SORCERER WAS KNOCKED DOWN.
THRICE HE SPUN AROUND
SLIPPED ON HIS ROBE AND FELL.
INTO A CRATER FOR SEVERAL HOURS
HE HID.
PERIODICALLY HIS STOMACH
CONSPIRED AGAINST HIM
MAKING HIM UPCHUCK HALF A
DOZEN FROGS, AND ASSORTED
COLORED LIQUIDS.
HE KNEW HE WAS SICK AND IN
DEEP TROUBLE.
FROM BLIX TO BLIX,NEXUS SENT 15.54 21/12/1983
BLIX ET LE SERVICE CULTUREL D`AUTRICHE VOUS REMERCIENT TOUS ET VOUS
SOUHAITENT JOYEUX X-MAS.
ALICE WEBER, PATRICIA PRIMAS, ZELKO WIENER, HELMUT J. MARK (COORDINATION)
ET BEAUCOUP D`AUTRES.
FROM NORM TO NORM,NEXUS SENT 15.53 21/12/1983
.....AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER....
FOOP
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FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 15.54 21/12/1983
THE STRIFE TORN STREETS OF
THE PITT FORTRESS RECEDED
BEHIND A CLOUD OF DESPAIR.
THE FIRES WERE PUT OUT,
PEOPLE EVACUATED,
WOUNDS TENDED.
EVERY EFFORT WAS BEING MADE TO
PUT THE KNIGDOM BACK TOGETHER
AGAIN, JUST AS IT HAD ALWAYS
BEEN .
BUT EVERYONE KNEW THINGS WOULD
NEVER QUITE BE THE SAME WAY
AGAIN.
THEY HAD MOVED OUT OF THEIR ISOLATION
INTO THE FOREFRONT OF THE FOREST
FROM NOW ON THEY WOULD HAVE TO
CONTEND WITH PERIODIC CRISES OF
THIS NATURE.
IRONICALLY BY BECOMING BIGGER,
THEY FELT THEIR WORLD BECOME
SOMEWHAT SMALLER.
UNDERNEATH A SMALL PATCH OF
RUBBLE, BY THE PALACE GATE NESTLED
SAFELY IN A BROWN PAPER BAG,
A TUBE OF FOSTERS STOOD BREATHLESS
AND SILENT; AWAITING THE FINAL
OUTCOME OF THE DAY.
THE MORAL: CONSCIOUSNESS DOTH MAKE
COWARDS OF US ALL.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 16.03 21/12/1983
X X
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
XXX
XXX
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
X X
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
"RES DURA ET REGNI, NOVITAS ME
TALIA COGUNT MOLIRI, ET LATE
FINES CUSTODE TUERI."
MY CRUEL FATE AND DOUBTS TENDING
A TROUBLED STATE FORCE ME TO
GUARD MY COASTS FROM FOREIGN
ENEMIES
MY EYES BURN DEEP INTO THE RED
TORCHES THAT HANG OVERHEAD THE
CASTLE RAMPARTS
DESIRE AND LUST HAD SEIZED MY BROW.
HER GRIP IS STRONG; I MUST OBEY.
HER SCENT IS THICK AND MUSKY;
I MUST OBEY.
IN HER RED GLOW I SEE THE IMAGE OF
THINGS TO COME.
OF BEASTS AND VILLAINS BUTCHERED AND
HUNG; OF WIZARDS AND WITCHES
AND BLUE CRYSTAL BALLS
OF FOOL, FLUKES AND FLOOZIES
STRIPPED BARE FROM THEIR
METAPHYSICAL CATSHIT
PLATITUDES THAT STINK OF
POLYSYLLABIC PUSILLANIMOUS
MEANDERINGS
THE RED GLOW TELLS ALL...
TELLS ALL
KINGDOMS ARE LIKE BEAUTIFUL
WOMEN; IF YOU WISH TO MASTER
THEM YOU MUST BEAT THEM REGULARLY
AND SO TO YOU MY SWEET YOUNG PRINCESS
GET SET.
TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY.
WEAR RED
I'LL BE IN THE BLACK LEATHER TUX
AND TO ALL... ENJOY.
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 16.24 21/12/1983
DEEP WITHIN THE CASTLE WALLS
SHONE A DIM AND EERIE LIGHT.
IN THE WEE HOURS THE PRINCE STOOD
BROODING WITH A VIPERS STARE.
HE WAS NOT OFTEN SO ALONE.
HE WAS AWARE OF ALL THE PROCEEDINGS
UP TILL NOW.
HIS MINISTERS HAD WARNED HIM DAILY
OF THE CACODYLATE AND DEMANDED THAT
THEY BE PERMITTED TO TAKE THE
NECESSARY ACTIONS.
HE WAS OBSESSED WITH THOUGHTS OF
THE BALL AND ITS IMPLICATIONS.
STILL, HE WOULD LOSE LITTLE SLEEP
THAT EVENING.
HE WOULD RE-AFFIRM HIS CONVICTIONS
IS IN HIS SLUMBER. MORE THAN EVER
HE BELIEVED: SURELY, I MUST DO
SOMETHING, I MUST DO SOMETHING
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 16.32 21/12/1983
WELL THE PRINZ FOUND HIS BANANA IN THE
GREAT GIANT EAGLE, AND JUMPED BACK ON HIS HONDA WITH
THE CHALICE IN ONNE HAND AND THE BANANA IN THE OTHER
HE RODE ON OUT TO MCKNIGHT ROAD HIGH ABOVE THE
GREAT ALLEGHENY, ABOVE THE GREAT MONONGAHELA
AT THE CONFLUENCE WHERE THE MIGHTY OHIO BEGINS
AND SAID :"I AM ON TO BETTER THINGS!"
HE LEFT BEHIND THE DARKER THOUGHTS OF HIS FATHER
"OLD ROTWANG"MAKER OF ROBOTS, AND HIS COHORT
CLAWS RAY GUN. NO MORE THOUGHTS OF THE GREAT ISLAND
AND HIS DARLING LSADY GRACE...I WILL RISE ABOVE
ALL THIS AND TRAVEL WITH MY THOUGHTS TO THE
ISLANDS OF OUTER SPACE TO BE SUCKED INTO THE
BLACK HOLES OF WILMERDING, I WILL RIDE UNTIL
MY HONDA DROPS. THE PRINZ KNEW HE WAS BUT
A FIGMENT OF THE GREAT MAGICIANS IMAGINATION.
REALITY, THE CHALICE, I'LL PUT ONE INTO THE
OTHER AND DELIVER IT WHEREEVER IT IT IS REQUESTED.
REALITY, FANTASY, REALITY, FANTASY,REALITY,
FANTASY,REALITY, HE KEPT SEEING THESE SIGNS IN
THE RUSH AS HE RODE THE WIDE HIGHWAY.PHAEDRUS
VALUE, QUALITY RODE WITH HIM.STOP
SEND
SEND
FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 16.42 21/12/1983
ENCORE MAL REMISE DU DESTROY DU MAGICIEN ROY, LA BETE
PARTIT SUR UN RAINBOW DE MOTS..... ELLE ENTENDIT LA BELLE
BULLE COMPLAINTE DE LA PRINCESSE; CE QUI LUI FIT FONDRE LE
COEUR. A SES YEUX , DES MILLIERS D'ETOILES SCINTILLAIENT
ET CHACUNE D'ENTRE ELLE AVAIT UN GOUT DE MIEL...
LA BETE PERDUE DANS TOUTE CETTE MELASSE, LE
RAINBOW SE CGANG(CORRECTION) CHANGEA EN TRAINEAU ET CELLE-CI
SE RETROUVA AU ROYAUME DU...............
...............HO!....HO.!......HO.!............
CE QUI EXPLIQUE SON ABSCENCE...............LA BETE RESTANT TRES LOIN,
ELLE RECOIT BEAUCOUP.............
.
SE
SE
FROM BRUCE TO NEXUS SENT 16.49 21/12/1983
I THINK
I SHOULD DO SOMETH......
stop
send
DISPLAY 794
NO.794 CC FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 02.18 31/12/1983
FROM ASCOT TO NEXUS SENT 16.53 21/12/1983
THE MAGUS HAD THIS IDEA THAT HE WAS NOT GOING TO GET A FULL TABLE AT SUPPER
THAT NIGHT.
THATS FINE, HE THOUGHT, IT MEANS I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GET IT TOGETHER ANOTHER T
IME
MORE FUN FUNDING, MORE FREE GOLDEN LINES, TO TEMPT THESE FANTASIES
BACK INTO ANOTHER FABLE INFINI.
FROM ASCOT TO NEXUS SENT 16.55 21/12/1983
HE WAS ON CLOUD NINE. HE COULD SEE THE OTHERS OUT THERE IN SPACE
ON THEIR DIFFERENT CLOUDS: PINK,
GREEN, BLUE, SILVER, VERT,
YELLOW AND SO FORTH. OUT INTO THE STARBELT HE SAW THEM
GLIDING: BETE, ESCROC
TRAITRE, SAGE, PRINCE, BOUFFON, SORCIERE,
FEE, PRINCESSE, APPRENTI SORCIER.
HE LOVED THEM ALL AND HE KNEW DEEP IN HIS HEART THAT THIS VAST EXPANSIVE,
PANOPLY OF EPISODES WAS REALLY ONLY SEINE ONE, OF THE
FIRST ACT OF AN ENDLESS MAGICAL AND COSMIC TAPESTRY.
FROM ALOHA TO ALOHA,NEXUS SENT 17.00 21/12/1983
THE WISE OLD MAN FROWNED AT THE HUGE STACK OF LA PLISSURE PRINT+
OUTS PILED ON THE FRONT BOW OF HIS SURFBOARD. OVER SIX HUNDRED
ENTRIES AND STILL GROWING. THE STACK HAS ALREADY GROWN SO HIGH
THAT IT OBSCURED THE VIEW OF DIAMOND HEAD, WAIKIKI AND SEVERAL
SWIMMERS WHOSE PROXIMITY HE DETECTED ONLY BY THEIR SCREAMS,
CURSES OR THUDS ++OR AN OCCASIONAL ''KATONK''
OVER SIX HUNDRED ENTRIES AND STILL MORE COMING IN FROM
VIENNA, PARIS, SYDNEY, BRISTOL, TORONTO, ADACHIGAHARA, BASUTO+
LAND, BARSOOM, AYERS ROCK [.]T SEEMED THAT THE WHOLE WORLD,
THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM, WAS TYPING MADLY INTO BILLIONS AND
BILLIONS OF TERMINALS. HIS PRINTER SPEWED FORTH A STEADY
TORRENT OF PROSE, POETRY AND PORNOGRAPHY. [.]HAT COULD A POOR
WISE MAN DO?? [.]ERE HE WAS, WITH HIS BRAND NEW BENJO COMPUTER
WITH 512 K, PURCHASED A FEW HOURS EARLIER AT THE LOCAL SUPER+
MARKET FOR ONLY TWENTY NINE DOLLARS. YET HE DID NOT KNOW HOW TO
COPE WITH THE PAPER AVLANCHE FROM LA PLISSURE IN FAR OFF PAREE.
[.]F ONLY JACQUES WERE HERE, BUT HE WAS STILL IN MAGONIA. BUT
WHAT ABOUT SWIFT TELECOMMUNICATION\ THAT]S IT. HE WOULD CALL
DAVE. HE AND JOHN SOUTHWORTH HAVE BEEN USING ULTRA LOW COST
TELECONFERENCING AT THE UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII TO BRING TO THEIR
CLASSES EMINENT SPEAKERS FROM ANY STATE, NATION PLANET OR DIMEN+
SION. SOME OF THE MOST PROMINENT THINKERS, PHILOSPHERS, LEADERS
AND MIMNDS OF ALL TIME HAVE VISITED THE CLASSES FROM THOUSANDS OF
MILES AWAY, ALL BY THE MIRACLES OF MODERN ELECTRONICS. T(
MOSES, ARISTOTLE, CONFUCIUS, JOAN OF ARK, JESUS OF NAZARETH,
RENWICK OF BRECK, NEWTON, GALILEO, GANDALF, GALADRIEL, GLEN
SOUTHWORTH, DEJAH THORIS, MUHAMMED, JULIUS ERVING, MARGARE THAT+
CHER... WAS ENDLESS. AND HERE THEY WERE, ONLY A TELEPHONE
CALL AWAY. THE WISE OLD MAN LEANED FORWARD AND DIALED ....... THE WISE O
LD MAN HUNKERS WITH HIS FOSTERS, BEMUSED AND DESERTED
ON THE BEACH IN HAWAII. IT SEEMS AS IF HIS TRUSTED COMPANION HARLEY
Q. ROACH HAS, WITH LA FEE MARRINE DEBOUCHED FOR AUSTRALIA. AUWE.
FEELESS, MARINELESS AND ALONE. SUDDENLY... SUCK EM UP IN THE HOVERING
HOOVER OVER HAWAII.
WHIRLED IN THE POSSED, THE PRESENCE, AND THE FUTILE, KIMO B.S.
KIM CHEE IS CAUGHT IN THE INEXORABLE FOSTER'S TIME TUBE.
CARDBOARD CLONES AND CYCLONES TOURNER IN THE TUBE.
PRINCESS CHLOROPHYLL PRESSES HER BURNING BREATHST TO HIS GASPING
MOUSE AND SOON BLESSED AYER FILLS HIS LUNGES.
PLACEZ VOTRE BETE NOIRE ET ROUGE. NOTRE BETE ENCIENTE, LA BETE
DE BETLEEN AGITE DANS LA CHAMBRE IN AYER.
WARP AND WOOF THE HOUNDS OF BOTANY BAYED AT THE MOONING MAGICIAN
WAND DURING THE FOSTER'S TIME TUBE.
TOTO, TOTO, AUNTIE EM, WHERE ARE YOU?
TROIS REVIERES, KIDNAPPED PRINCESS FROM THE POOLS OF PEE,
PUDDLED STEAL FROM THE PRINCE OF PITTSBURGH.
CALIGULA, VILEBREQUIN OF THE DEUS EX MAEHINA, GRUNT HIS
LOATHSOME LOUP+GARON.
AND THE BUG BEARS HIS BRUNT AND POURS HIM OUR IN THE
HOMELAND OF THE AUSTRALIA FOSTERKS TUBE OF TIME.
CELEBRANTS LIFT THEIR GLASSES.
AND KIM B.S. KIM CHEE LIFTS HIS CHEEKS FROM THE CAN.
CELEBRATION(
W HO IS THERE\
H ONOLULU TOASTS THE CATACLYSMIC MEAL,
O N AN ISLAND NOT SO "GREAT",
W ITH TUBES OF FOSTERS,
I N EACH HAND_
L OADS OF CHAMPAGNE AMANDINE_
L ET US CELEBRATE.
S O GATHER NOW IN AUSSIE-LAND
U NDER THE FULL-SPUN MOON.
R AVENS FLY AND
V ULTURES SPEED.
I NTO THE DARKEST NIGHT.
V ACUUM'S FORCE
E JECTS OUR MAN
T O THE FOREIGN SHORE.
H AMIRES,
E LBOWING THROUGH,
L EADING THE WAY TO
A YER'S ROCK.
S LOWLY NOW.
T OUT LE MONDE
S OUS LES ETOILES DE
U NTERLAND.
P EOPLE GATHER,
P EOPLE WAIT_
E VER AFTER, WILL THEY BE HAPPY?
R OACHES WAIT IN THE WINGS.
WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, WHO REMAINS?
HE WHO HAS SURVIVED DINASAURS AND MAMMOTHS WILL SURVIVE
PRIMATES AND THEIR FAIRLY TALES. THE FOUNDER OF THE UNIVERSE
AND THE WISDOM OF THE WISE OLD MAN, KIMO B.S. KIM CHEE ARE ALL
CONTAINED AND EMINATE FROM THE ULTIMATE SURVIVOR,
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FROM PLUS TO NEXUS SENT 17.16 21/12/1983
ADIEU, JOYEUX NOEL !
I LOVE YOU... EXPECIALLY WITH CHLOROPHYL !
LA BETE.
FROM BOB TO NEXUS SENT 16.47 22/12/1983
SEASONS GREETINGS TO YOU WITCHES ELVES AND GOBLINS .... ITS BEEN FUN READING
AND WATCHING THIS WILD IMPROVISATION .... AND NOW FOR THE PUBLICATION .
THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO RELAX ON YOUR LAURELS ... OR TO LET ROY ASCOT OFF THE
HOOK .... GET YOUR DOCUMENTARY MATERIAL COMPLETED AND IN THE POST TO ROY AT
THE MAGICIAN'S LAIR IN SUNNY BRISTOL. AND HOW ABOUT SOME 'ELECTRA' CATALOGUES
ROY?
BOB
FROM CAISY TO NEXUS SENT 22.54 22/12/1983
THANKS TO ONE AND ALL-HOW ABOUT THE NEXT PROJECT? ALSO WOULD LIKE ANY
WRITTEN COMMENTS,REVIEWS ETC. ON THE PROJECT FOR MY MA THESIS---SEND
TO ERIC GIDNEY,19 COOK STREET GLEBE NSW 2037 AUSTRALIA.(OR MATERIAL
ON YOUR WORK IN GENERAL,FOR INCLUSION IN "ARTISTS USE OF TELECOMM."
(SEE NEXT LEONARDO) BOB,MERRY XMAS...DON7T FORGET TO SEND THE STUFF.
CC FROM BOB TO FRONT,NORM,BRUCE SENT 10.23 26/12/1983
FROM CAISY TO ASCOT,BOB,BLIX,TOMK SENT 23.03 22/12/1983
LOOKS LIKE I GOT A GRANT TO TRAVEL TO THE ARS ELEC.AUSTRIA END SEPT.84
AND MAYBE POINTS WEST--LET ME KNOW OF POSSIBILITIES....THANKS.
BY THE WAY,ADELAIDE FEST.HAS ART & TECH.SHOW PLANNED FOR MID-MARCH-
SORRY,MARCH 1-16 SEND DOCUMENTATION TO INTERFACE PO BOX 1019 ADELAIDE 5001
ATTN SIMON BIGGS CURATOR.
DISPLAY 795
NO.795 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 02.30 31/12/1983
SUR L`ILE A L`APPRENTI SORCIER VENAIT L`IDEE D`ESSAYER SES CONNAISSANCES
MAGIQUES AUPRES DU FIGHTING COCK DU SAGE. IL PRIT SA BAGUETTE ET MURMURA
QUELQUES ENCHANTEMENTS ..... LE COQUE S`ETAIT CONVERTI EN CHAT.
ET CE CHAT.....IL N`AVAIT PAS DE QUEUE.
CA S`EXPLIQUE PAR LE FAIT QUE LES POULES N`ONT PAS DE QUEUE (CE QUI EST<
GENERALEMENT ADMIS)
PAR HASARD LE SAGE S`EN RENDIT COMPTE DES JEUX DE L`APPRENTI.
IL ETAIT INDIGNE ET ORDONNA A L`APPRENTI D`ANNULER L`ENCHANTEMENT.
CECI ESSAYAIT DE FAIRE SON MIEUX, MAIS CE QUI EN RESULTA, C`ETAIT
UN COCHON D`INDE AVEC UNE GRANDE QUEUE.
ALORS LE SAGE SE FACHA. IL AVAIT ETE TELLEMENT FIER DE SON COQUE.
DISPLAY 965
NO.965 FROM NORM TO NORM SENT 02.28 23/02/1984
THIS IS A TEST OF THE BATCH LOAD FACILITY OF ARTEX..
DISPLAY 979
DISPLAY 1485
INCOMING
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